Title:           Obeying Gravity
Author:          eleven
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/85nSxpmj
First Edit:      Tuesday 17th of July 2012 06:26:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 17th of July 2012 06:26:31 AM CDT

>your fluffy pony is a gelatinous fucking blob
>it's no longer cute; you decide to get rid of it
>One day after work you construct a pulley system
>You tell your fluffy to meet you at the front door
>"Wut goin' on, daddy? Pway new game?"
>You roll him on his side into the front yard, the entire time explaining the situation
>It's mostly for your benefit; there's no fucking way he has any clue what's going to happen or why
>Fluffies can only love unconditiona-blah blah blah
>Whoever made that rule hasn't seen this talking waterbed
>"Well fluffy, you're kind of gross, and I don't like looking at you anymore, so I'm going to drop you off the roof, and hopefully you pop like a balloon."
>He perks up: "Fwuffy wuv bawwoons!"
>You roll your eyes and you strap him in
>You make sure to put him in the harness backward; fluffy ponies are scared of heights
>Surprisingly, this thing is sturdier than you thought it was going to be; he makes it to the roof with little problems, giggling and cooing about how fun this new game was
>He gets up to the roof and you soon follow, climbing a latter up after him
>You sit on the edge of the roof, your pet fluffy wondering "wew did evwybody go?"
>You spin him around; he notices how high up he is and starts bawling
>"NUUUU! FWUFFY DUN WIKE HIGH UP! PWEASE WAN' DOWN!"
>You watch him shit and piss himself in fear; luckily you wore gloves
>Eventually you run out of time to listen to him whine and roll his tubby, fluffy ass over the edge
>He screams loud enough to piss off some dogs as he falls
>He lands, but not with the splat you were hoping for, more of a crunch
>A pool of blood stars forming around the fluffy
>"OWWWWIIEEE! FWUFFY OUCHIES!"
>You know he isn't going to last much longer, that's why you don't bother to snuff him out
>You eventually give a couple of those dogs the corpse to apologize