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Obeying Gravity

By: eleven on Jul 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.83 KB  |  hits: 123  |  expires: Never
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  1. >your fluffy pony is a gelatinous fucking blob
  2. >it's no longer cute; you decide to get rid of it
  3. >One day after work you construct a pulley system
  4. >You tell your fluffy to meet you at the front door
  5. >"Wut goin' on, daddy? Pway new game?"
  6. >You roll him on his side into the front yard, the entire time explaining the situation
  7. >It's mostly for your benefit; there's no fucking way he has any clue what's going to happen or why
  8. >Fluffies can only love unconditiona-blah blah blah
  9. >Whoever made that rule hasn't seen this talking waterbed
  10. >"Well fluffy, you're kind of gross, and I don't like looking at you anymore, so I'm going to drop you off the roof, and hopefully you pop like a balloon."
  11. >He perks up: "Fwuffy wuv bawwoons!"
  12. >You roll your eyes and you strap him in
  13. >You make sure to put him in the harness backward; fluffy ponies are scared of heights
  14. >Surprisingly, this thing is sturdier than you thought it was going to be; he makes it to the roof with little problems, giggling and cooing about how fun this new game was
  15. >He gets up to the roof and you soon follow, climbing a latter up after him
  16. >You sit on the edge of the roof, your pet fluffy wondering "wew did evwybody go?"
  17. >You spin him around; he notices how high up he is and starts bawling
  18. >"NUUUU! FWUFFY DUN WIKE HIGH UP! PWEASE WAN' DOWN!"
  19. >You watch him shit and piss himself in fear; luckily you wore gloves
  20. >Eventually you run out of time to listen to him whine and roll his tubby, fluffy ass over the edge
  21. >He screams loud enough to piss off some dogs as he falls
  22. >He lands, but not with the splat you were hoping for, more of a crunch
  23. >A pool of blood stars forming around the fluffy
  24. >"OWWWWIIEEE! FWUFFY OUCHIES!"
  25. >You know he isn't going to last much longer, that's why you don't bother to snuff him out
  26. >You eventually give a couple of those dogs the corpse to apologize
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