Fluffy Pegasus Flies...Sort Of

>own a fluffy pegasus

>like every other fluffy pegasus you've come across, this one's determined to fly

>it breaks your heart to see her every day during play time jumping off the edge of her hand box and landing with a thud

>eventually the tears start coming and she just collapses in a heap, crying out all her frustrations

>afterward you come and collect her and put her in her safe room for a nap

>sometimes when she waddles out for dinner, she asks you a question

>"Daddy, wy can' fwuffy fwy?"

>You come up with a different excuse each time, but eventually it just becomes to heartbreaking to see the look on her face after you explain

>Decide one day to fulfill her wish

>Go rent a potato gun

>Go get some mattresses

>Get the cutest helmet you've ever seen

>It's absolutely heartwarming to see how excited she is on the drive over

>"Daddy gon' hewp fwuffy fwy! Fwuffy wub daddy so much!"

>Get to the field; test the gun out on a few potatoes first; everything proceeds without any problems

>Finally get to the big moment

>You call her over, she'd be bouncing like Pinkie Pie right now if she could, that's how excited she is

>Right before you put her in, she gives you a hug

>"Fank yoo, daddeh. Fwuffy wuv yoo wiff aww her hawt."

>You almost have to wipe away a tear as you put her in

>You pull the trigger a few times, nothing happens

>You hit the gun a few times, trying to get it to work again

>It malfunctions, sending your fluffy into a tree with a sickening crunch

>you sprint over to her and see her bleeding profusely; somehow, she still has a smile on her face

>"Fwuffy finawwy fwew..." She closes her eyes

>Well, shit; at least she was happy at the end

>You put everything back in the drunk of your truck, disposing of the corpse in a trash can

>Next time you're getting an Earth fluffy