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Fluffy Doesn't Want Huggies

By: eleven on Jun 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.75 KB  |  hits: 233  |  expires: Never
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  1. >go into the kitchen to pour yourself a drink
  2. >look out the glass sliding door and see your pet fluffy playing alone by itself
  3. >decide to go over to him
  4. >he greets you with enthusiasm when he sees you approaching him
  5. >"Hi Daddy! Wan' pway game?"
  6. >You kneel down
  7. >"Yes I do; more than anything in the world."
  8. >You hug your fluffy pony
  9. >He hugs back, enthusiastically
  10. >"YAY! HUGGIES! Fwuffy wub daddy!"
  11. >10 minutes pass, you're still hugging your fluffy
  12. >His arms are getting extremely tired; he decides to say something
  13. >"Uuuuh, daddy? Aw yoo okay? Fwuffy ahms huwt; pway diffwent game?"
  14. >You ignore him; 5 more minutes pass; you're still hugging
  15. >"DADDY STOWP! FWUFFY HUWT! WAN PWAY NU GAME!"
  16. >Excrement of both types coats the outside of your pants
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