- >Be a fluffy pony
- >Be tortured for the better part of a year
- >Be absolutely traumatized from everything you've endured, from the stretching to the fires to the psychological torment
- >Have scars all over your body
- >Have a few places where fluff won't grow back anymore
- >Have permanent indentations under your eyes where the tears flowed on a regular basis
- >Try to force yourself not to tremble at the sight of a hooman
- >Find yourself in a shelter
- >A lot of the workers have no idea why you're even there; there's no way anyone's going to take you, you're ugly as sin
- >Get rounded up in the display pen with cuter, happier looking fluffy ponies
- >Don't even try to get their attention, just sort of lay in the back of the pen until closing
- >The other fluffies stopped trying to be your friend a long time ago when they discovered your refusal to play with them; this has gotten you labeled as "dummy" and "ugwy" fluffy
- >Nothing matters to you anymore, you just wish they'd try drowning you again; this time, you wouldn't try to stop them
- >Stay at the shelter a couple more weeks
- >Just becoming an increasingly depressing sight for customers and employees alike
- >Eventually they call on the only person on staff that could actually bring themselves to put it out of its misery: Dale the Asshole Fluffy Pony Shelter Employee
- >Manager Level-Headed approached Dale on his lunch break; he's eating a sandwich; Superfluff is sleeping soundly at his feet
- >"Dale? I need your help with something."
- >Dale takes the last bite of sandwich and swallows. "Yeah? What do you need?"
- >"That haggard ass fluffy in the buyer's pen..."
- >Level-Headed doesn't need to say anything else, Dale's already out of his chair
- >"Say no more, sir. I've been waiting for you to ask me this."
- >Level-Headed sighs. "I know you have."
- >Dale heads towards the front of the store; Superfluff tries to follow him
- >"Stay back here, you little shit; I want you to see this. Maybe afterwards you'll finally leave me alone..."
- >Dale snatches up the battle scarred fluffy pony; he realizes what's about to happen and doesn't struggle
- >"Oh, come on, at least wiggle a little! I don't get to do this very often..."
- >He takes the fluffy into a back room and sets him on the ground
- >He just sort of lies there like he did in the buyer's pen
- >Suddenly, Dale gets an idea
- >"Hey fluffy, where's your Daddy?"
- >The fluffy pony gasps; tears star forming in his eyes
- >Dale smiles; that shouldn't work as well as it did
- >You suddenly remember being a foal
- >You remember the house you lived in
- >You remember the food and the love
- >Most importantly, you remember "Daddy"
- >He would always give you hugs when you asked and he never seemed to have a problem making you spaghetti
- >You remember how much fun you used to have watching TV together whenever he got home from work
- >You were the happiest, most well-behaved fluffy pony a lot of people had ever seen; after a while, people nicknamed you "The Fluffy Converter", due to your ability to change people's minds about fluffy ponies
- >"Are all of them this well behaved? Maybe they wouldn't be such bad pets after all..."
- >Eventually everything came crashing down on itself; you let your curiosity get the best of you
- >Somehow wiggle your way through a crack in the fence
- >Decide to go exploring; figure Daddy wouldn't mind
- >Scamper your way down the sidewalk, impressed by everything you see
- >Eventually come across what you assume to be a nice looking group of teenagers
- >Walk up to them with the kind of bravery that hasn't been seen since Tank Man
- >"Hewwo! Nuu fwiends fow fwuffy?"
- >They all look at each other, smirking
- >"Sure little guy!"
- >They pick you up and bring you to one of their houses
- >They're nice to you initially, petting you and giving you a treat
- >You're having the time of your life; why didn't you go and try to make friends earlier?
- >Eventually, the other kids go home; the kid whose house it was wouldn't let you leave
- >It doesn't matter, you're probably too dumb to find your way home anyways
- >He just quietly straps you to a wall in his basement
- >Initially, you're highly amused by this
- >"Fwuffy hooman nao!"
- >Things don't stay fun for very long
- >Eventually, the hooman shows up with a wiffle ball bat
- >You've never seen one before
- >"Hewwo! Wut stick fow? We gon' pway game?"
- >He doesn't answer you, he just hits you in the stomach
- >It's the worst pain you've ever felt; it knocks the wind out of you
- >Tears form in your eyes: "Wy huwt fwuffy? No wike game!"
- >Finally he speaks up: "This isn't a game, you little shit; at least, not for you."
- >Over the next 8 months or so, he kept you tied to the wall
- >He'd hit you with the wiffle ball bat and put cigarettes out on your fluff
- >Eventually he found fliers your owner had put up around the neighborhood, asking for your safe return
- >He scanned one of them and photoshopped it to make it seem like your Daddy wanted you gone
- >He'd tie electrical chords around your neck and pull up, stretching your neck and torso, laughing maniacally while your hooves trashed about and you screamed bloody blue murder
- >He'd take push pins and stick them into your hooves, 20 to 30 at a time
- >Once or twice he glued sandpaper to the end of the bat and raked it across your head
- >He was generally a ginormous prick with ears
- >He actually did give you food and water, if for no other reason than to keep you alive
- >One day, I guess he completely forgot you were down there
- >You were down there for a few weeks; you had almost starved to death by the time he had reappeared
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- >Eventually, he unhooks you
- >He tells you that you're going to go back to see Daddy
- >You get excited; finally all of this can be over and you can go back to being happy again!
- >He puts you in a carrier that's way too small and brings you back to your old house; you remember it almost instantly and begin to tear up
- >He knocks on the door; a few moments later, you see Daddy again; you can't contain your excitement
- >"Yes?"
- >"Hello sir, I understand that you're looking for your lost fluffy pony?"
- >He looks right at you; for whatever reason, he doesn't seem as excited to see you as you are to see him
- >"I'm sorry; after a while, I just gave up and decided to get a new one; besides, that one looks like hell! Perhaps you should go put it out of its misery."
- >Daddy didn't recognize you! He's walking away!
- >You're absolutely heartbroken
- >"What did I tell you? Your Daddy doesn't give a shit about you anymore! Here, you're going to a shelter."
- >He drops you off
- >Everyone comments about how "ugly" and "sad" you look
- >It doesn't matter anymore; you no longer have a reason to live
- >Dale smiles; you're crying your eyes out now
- >All of that pent up emotion is finally getting released
- >He grabs a sledgehammer that they keep in that particular room for reasons that nobody can really remember
- >Whatever it was, it probably wasn't for this
- >Dale watches you cry for a few more minutes
- >"Sorry it had to end this way, little buddy; that's just the way life is sometimes."
- >He's not sympathetic at all
- >He raises the sledgehammer above his head
- >In a quick swing, the fluffy pony is no more
- >Dale throws the corpse in the trash and hoses the blood off the concrete
- >He goes back to where Superfluff fell asleep again
- >"I await the day I get to do that to you..."
- >Dale puts his stuff back in his locker and goes back to work