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Green Fluffs

By: droidfluff on Jul 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.41 KB  |  hits: 64  |  expires: Never
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  1. > Excerpt from HasBio Research study on Feral Fluffies:
  2. "... noted in several herds. While not incorporated into the initial design,
  3. environmental factors and rapid reproduction rates would seem to be selecting
  4. for expression of dormant genes from which the initial product's genetic
  5. template was constructed, primarily from the Suidae gene lines. In addition
  6. to other post-domestication common traits (such as green/brown/black/grey
  7. coloration and shorter hair length), herd members show increased size and
  8. strength, along with flatter, porcine snouts and tusks. Possibly more
  9. interesting, though, is their social interactions with other feral herds
  10. closer to the generic template [see Observational Study WH-4DK] ..."
  11.  
  12. "This ouw wand now. You ugwy fwuffy. Stupi' ugwy fwuffies go 'way!"
  13. > The smarty friend stamped his feet and puffed out his cheeks.
  14. > The target of his ire turned around and ran away.
  15. > The smarty friend smiled triumphantly, turning to rest of the enemy herd.
  16. "Now you otha ugwy fwuffies go too, or ewse you all get big ow-"
  17. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
  18. > The green fluffy came screaming back, charging at the smarty with his head lowered.
  19. > It slammed its head into the smarties side, jabbing his small tusks into the smarty's belly.
  20. > Tearing through skin and fluff, he sent the smarty rolling across the ground.
  21. > The smarty collapsed; shakily he tried to regain his feet, slipping on his own blood.
  22. > "Wha- why tummy give owie-"
  23. > The green fluffy clamped its jaws on the smarty's head, lifted him up, and slammed him into the ground.
  24. > He repeated this several times, until the smarty stopped making any sounds.
  25. > Satisfied, he turned to the smarty's heard.
  26. > Terrified by the grusome assault, they huddled together, begging and crying.
  27. "You calls us owkwy fuffies. Well, you is gets fuffies! You fuffies gets whateva owkwy fuffies tells you to, ow Gets Owies!"
  28. > One blue pegasus fluffy stepped forward hesitantly.
  29. "Y-you smarty fwiend now?"
  30. > The green ugly fluffy spun around and kicked the pegasus in the face.
  31. > As it lay on the ground crying, the green fluffy looked back to the rest of the herd.
  32. "No smotty fend. Wah bahs. Now you Gets stawt wahkin', o' gets owies!"
  33. > Through the general sobs of terror and cries of "Nu get owies," the fluffy herd began moving forward.
  34. > The Wah Bahs stamped one last time on the smarties skull, before turning and leading his newest acquisitions home.
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