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Master of Disguise

By: dragonsdogema on Jan 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.15 KB  |  hits: 41  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Ruse-Master in Equestria
  2. >Be Anon, The only Human in Equestria.
  3. >This land seems more peaceful than the one you came from.
  4. >All the government espionage and killing made you hate yourself.
  5. >But coming here has finally made you able to be relaxed for once.
  6. >Life is almost completely peaceful here...
  7. >That is if it weren't for...
  8. >Knock, Knock
  9. >Flutterspy
  10. >You open your door, and look around. Nothing out of the ordinary, a bunch of trees, the sidewalk, and a big cardboard tree about 10 feet away.
  11. >Hearing a light humming coming from behind the tree, you go to investigate.
  12. >Looking behind the cardboard tree, you see nothing. Which is odd concerning you heard humming from it.
  13. >Rolling your eyes, you nudge the cardboard tree when you're done looking at it.
  14. >"Oh my!"
  15. >What the fuck?
  16. >Looking at the tree closer you a pair of lips come out at you.
  17. >Moving out of the way, the culprit misses and falls to the ground.
  18. >Hey look it's Flutterspy.
  19. "What are you doing Flutterspy?"
  20. >She picks herself up and stares at you intently,
  21. >"Darn it, if you hadn't moved out of the way, you would have been mine for sure!"
  22. >"Also, why don't you ever use my full name? It's Fluttershy, not Flutterspy."
  23. "Because all you do is spy on me and put on stupid fucking disguises to get in my pants."
  24. >"Well, I don't think they are stupid, I say, they are well made and I use them at the perfect times!"
  25. "Sure, like that time you dressed up in a full body suit to look my neighbor and broke into his house to spy on me... WHILE HE WAS STILL HOME!"
  26. >"It's not my fault he hated his wife enough to stay home from her funeral"
  27. >You shake your head and return indoors, you hear a voice outside,
  28. >"One day Anon, One day. On that day we shall have sex, wanna know what kind?! I'll wear a mask, you'll wear a mask, it will be a fucking masquerade!"
  29. >It really doesn't take much for her to get angry does it?
  30. >Walking to your fridge, you grab a soda and sit down to watch some Equestrian television.
  31. >Except the remote isn't working for some reason. You keep pressing the buttons but shit's not working.
  32. >Getting up off your ass you smack the top of the TV.
  33. >"Oh yeah, hit me harder baby~"
  34. >You jump the fuck back.
  35. "WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK!?"
  36. >Flutterspy pops her head out of the TV and reveals it to be all but a clever costume.
  37. >"Ah, Anon, you can hit and watch me all night."
  38. >Still in shock, you get a bit louder,
  39. "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
  40. >A horny magician never tells her rape secrets.
  41. >This shit's getting 2spooky4u.
  42. "J-just leave..."
  43. >"You mean, you aren't turned on by OLED screens?"
  44. >Remaining silent, she walks out of your house in a saddened state and you be sure to lock all the doors and windows afterwards.
  45. >Making sure there is no more rusing to be had under your roof, you decide to cook yourself some dinner.
  46. >Her b8 made you hungry m8.
  47. >As you are making your dinner you hear something.
  48. >Creeeeeeaaaaak.
  49. >Was that your front door?
  50. >Peering out of your kitchen you see that your door is still locked up tightly and closed well.
  51. >Maybe you're just hearing things.
  52. >After eating dinner you decide that you would go take a nap, after all one needs their energy when dealing with a disguised rapist.
  53. >You walk upstairs and close your bedroom door behind you and get in bed with the plushie you had mad modeled after Celestia.
  54. >600 bits well spent.
  55. >Cuddling the plush, you close your eyes and await sleeps loving embrace.
  56. >There is a sudden hot breath on your neck.
  57. >Not entirely sure whether or not to open your eyes, you feel at the thing causing the problem.
  58. >Your fingers just entered something very wet.
  59. >Opening your eyes you see a happy jesters mask turned on its side and a odd pink opening were your fingers and the mouth of the mask reside.
  60. >"What a good boy, I told you, I'd fuck you with a mask."
  61. >whattheactualfuck.png
  62. >It wasn't a hot breath, it was heat from this mares poon.
  63. >Struggling to get out of bed, you learn that something has glued you to the sheets.
  64. >"Ah, ah , ah. No running now my dear Anon.'
  65. >Turning your head to face your plushie, you say your last words of having your pone virginity,
  66. "Celestia, help me!"
  67. >You then spent all night
  68. >Fucking Flutterspy.
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