Title:           Luna and Anon Switch bodies pt2
Author:          dragonsdogema
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First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of February 2014 09:15:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of February 2014 09:15:41 PM CDT

>Twilight turns and faces you with a confused look.
>"Actually, this might take a while Anon. So why don't you go out for a while and come back later?"
>Nodding, you get up but something catches your grown out hair.
"Ow, what the fuck?"
>Purple-Smart runs behind you and frees you from whatever trapped you, at the cost of some hair.
>"Bad owlicious! Why would you that to Anon?!"
>The owl whos with delight as it got a lock of your hair.
>"Sorry Anon, I just don't know what got into him."
"Well keep that little owl shit under control got it?!"
>Moving your hand in to where the pain was at the back of your head, you felt the bald spot that now resides in its place.
>You leave Twilight's house annoyed of the owl encounter but in high hopes of Luna becoming your lover.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Now that Anon is gone you take his hair from owlicious and take a deep whiff of the shit.
>God damn you love that smell. If only you could get some of his pubes to.
>But Anon could never see you act this way, I mean, he barley notices you now. You can only imagine what would happen if he found out your dirty little secrets.
>You fly up to a teal book with mystic symbols on the spine and pull it out a slight bit.
>The wall behind one of the book cases moves the book case and everything behind the wall in one big movement revealing a shrine to Anon.
>Flying down to the shrine you take Anon's hair and magically attach it to a doll you made from Anon's old discarded skin and pillow fluff.
>Placing the doll down you stare at the picture of Anon you took one day while he was sleeping on his couch covered in pretzels.
"Oh Anon, one day we will be together. Once I kill Princess Luna, I will then be the only pony who can ever love you."
>Sighing, you pic up a rose and scatter its petals around the candy wrappers and used q-tips and cum-filled socks.
>To make sure the gods of love know you mean business, you sacrifice a goat on a demonic alter in your basement in the name of love before returning upstairs and hiding the shrine once again.
>With your plan to murder a princess in motion, you start to pull a all-nighter reading '1001 Ways to Skin a Moonbutt'.
>The night dragged on as you read countless books upon books about how to get close to princess' and then murder them.
>Why would one have all these books one might ask.
>Well before you became a princess, you thought you had to murder Celestia in order to obtain the crown, hell even her sister.
>Anon will be yours and you will make sure of it.... well you will make sure of it tomorrow at least, all this studying has tired you greatly.
>You leave the books in your study, turn out the lights and tuck little Spike into bed, then you go into a night's slumber.
>Anon shall be yours, and you were going to make sure of that.
 
 
>Day Princess Murder in Equestria
>Be Anon, the only human in equestria with a crazed purple horse obsessing over him.
>After taking your Triple S for the day you skip the measly peasant task of having breakfast.
>Gunna have to get to Twilight's if you want that sexy moonbutt all to yourself.
>On the way to Twilight's house, you notice something odd. Like really fucking odd.
>Fluttershy hasn't come in the past morning or this one. That's very odd, usually rapists are and can be very anal on what they put their time into and when.
>Deciding to be careful, you cautiously make your way to Twilight's house hopefully undisturbed the rest of the way.
>Upon reaching Twilight's house you knock on the door and Twilight greets you with a giddy grin.
>"Hey Anon! I figured it out! I figured out how you and Princess Luna can be together forever!"
"Really? How?"
>"Just follow me an I will explain everything!"
>Following Twilight to her basement, she shows you two different colored potions sitting on a desk next to a stack of books.
>"Uh, just hold on a second."
>Twilight swoops all the books off the table and out of sight.
>"There. We don't need any distractions do we? No? Ok. Let me explain the potions I made."
>Twilight Lifts the blue potion with a bit of magic and puts it in your hand.
>"This potion will make you irresistible to the pone or person who drinks the purple potion.... and vice versa."
"Okay, then how would I get Luna to drink the other potion then?"
>"Well from what you told me about Earth's different races of human's, I would say Luna would be a, how you say.... black right?"
"Yes they are called blacks, can we move on?"
>"Yes yes, anyways since Luna shares so many qualities with the blacks of Earth, I thought she might like a purple potion the most, y'know because you said blacks can't get enough of purple drinks?"
".... Uh Twilight?"
>"Yes Anon?"
"I highly doubt Princess Luig- I mean Luna is a black"
>"Why do you keep saying her name wrong Anon?"
"I just don't know, she reminds me of another second rate sibling i guess... either way she is not a black."
>"Well, it's too late to change the colors around now."
"What do you mean, 'too late'?"
>You hear Twilight's doorbell ring from upstairs.
>"Princess Twilight? We hath come for the date thou set up for us."
>Oh shit nigga, she really here.
>"Coming! Hold on a second Princess Luna!"
>Twilight looks at you as she hovers a tuxedo and hands it to you.
"Wha- how?"
>"Rarity made them, now never mind that, hurry up and get changed! Your date is here!"
>She ran upstairs to go answer her door while you tried to put the tux on at Kenyan speeds.
>You rip a whole in the fucking crotch by mistake.
>Walking upstairs you see Luna sitting on a chair by a small table in the middle of the library, you walk up and take a seat. Suddenly the light's dim and sensual music starts playing.
"Uh... Hi"
>Luna looks at you.
>"Greetings."
>Twilight teleports beside you with a shitty fake mustache and waiter costume, not to mention her crappy french accent.
>"Hello sir and madam Princess, glad you could join us, I hope you enjoy our wide selection tonight."
>Twilight teleports Menus in front of the both of you and Luna. Pfffft, wide selection my ass.
>------------------Menu-----------------------
>
>    Pudding
>    Grass
>    Sandwich
>
>-----------------Drinks----------------------
>
>    Red Drank
>    Purple Drank
>
>
>You regret telling Twilight about all the blacks on Earth.
>Luna seems to be looking at the menu intently.
>"We shall have..... the pudding, and the purple drank."
>Twilight smirks.
>"Very good choice Princess Luna, very good."
>Holy shit, she really is black.
>"And your self Anon?"
>Twilight pulls your menu away from the table.
"I guess I will have the same... but with the red drink."
>"Excellent choice Anon, Will be back with your orders in a second."
>Luna, after watching Twilight fly away, looks straight at you.
>"Anonymous was it? Why art thou romantically intrigued by us?"
"I.. Uh..."
>She really just came out and said it? Well then, time to get your game face on Anon, you need pussy, she will provide.
"Well, I always thought that your personality was really-"
>Twilight comes flapping in with the food.
>Fucking Purple Cock Block.
>She sets two pudding cups down, one in front of Anon and Luna.
>Setting down the potion filled cups, she fluttered away letting go a few snickers between flaps.
>She should really keep her candy bars in a better place shouldn't she?
>Luna swirls the purple liquid in the glass and you can hear her mutter to herself.
>"Thank our sister the alcohol got here, We doubt we would last another sober minute with this loser."
>Bitch.
>You see her take a large swig of the purple potion and you quikly take a swig of your blue one.
>Your eye-sight starts to blur, everything around you spinning.
>T-Twilight, what did thou spike this alcohol with?"
>Luna seems to be feeling the same effects.
>All the voices around you start the fade, as you hit the ground, you hear Twilight's voice...\
>"Gotcha."