Title:           Day Time to get it wet in Equestria.
Author:          dragonsdogema
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First Edit:      Saturday 25th of January 2014 01:24:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 25th of January 2014 01:24:53 AM CDT

>Day Time to get it wet in Equestria.
>Be Anon, a horny human in Equestria.
>Back home you always got the dick wet.
>But now you be in horse territory motherfucker.
>Being in Equestria for a year now has left your balls blue and you wanting some sweet, sweet poon.
>You could never bring yourself to fuck one of these ponies though.
>As the good old saying goes "Mama didn't raise no horsefucker!"
>Except for uncle ted, he raised a horsefucker, he was taken to jail and the horse was put down
>Poor kid, today would have been his 34th birthday, the day he would have moved out of his mother's basement.
>Getting up from the park bench you stare up into the sky and begin to think to yourself.
[Is this my life now? Stuck in a world where I can't get my dick wet even if my life depended on it?]
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing standing in the park all by yourself?"
>Yellow quiet flies above you in your line of sight.
"I'm contemplating my life."
>"Why would you do that anon?"
"Because, back home i would get my dick so wet with the pussy of thousands of women. Now, I'm the only human in this world, the only one left."
>"I could get wet for you~"
"Then go jump in a fucking lake you slut"
>Fluttershy fliess off in the nearest direction of a lake.
>Sitting back down on the park bench you give out a small sigh.
>You've had many mares come and offer you sexual favors, hell even some stallions. But you just can't do it, despite their cute looks and perfect personalities.
>It's not that you wouldn't fuck them on-sight if they asked. something inside just nags you not to do it.
>Hearing wet flapping in the distance, you turn your head and see a very soggy horse bird coming at you at the speed of a Kenyan track team.
>Before you could get up to run away she latches onto you, effectively making your clothes soggy and wet as well.
>"is this good enough for you? Anon, is it?"
>You stand up slip the fluttershy off of you, hide your boner and return home in your current state of dickpression.
>Entering your house you go to your fridge and pull out some left over grilled cheese sandwich and a beer.
>Plopping down on the couch you turn on the Equestrian TV.
"Might as well see what their porn is like"
>Scrolling through the various porn channels on the tv guide, a certain one catches your eye: Princess Party 11, Alicorns getting the Alihorn.
>Never would have thought the princesses would have been into making porn of themselves.
>Selecting the channel revealed a pony dressed as Princess Luna with a glued in horn and cardboard wings.
>Well no one watches porn for the set design or props now do they?
>The porn involving Luna got pretty interesting, the fake Luna trots over to a pony wearing vampire fangs and obviously fake bat wings.
>Some shit happened then the two fucked.
>Why is everyone in this god forsaken world getting wet, except for you.
>You sat there contemplating why a completely wet Fluttershy got you to actually get a boner.
>Maybe it was the water?
>Following this stupid theory you go to your kitchen sink and stick your dick under the faucet.
>Turning on the the faucet greeted your dick with a blast of lukewarm water.
>Yet, you feel nothing
>You swear coming to Equestria has made your dick hydrophobic.
>You decide maybe going to bed early will help your condition.
>Nah, that wouldn't work, your dick needs to be wet. Silk sheets won't be able to do that shit.
>Walking out of your house you decide that maybe a walk along the equestrian beaches is all you need.
>It will take you time so you lock your door behind you.
>Don't need any Pure Pony Cults to come burn down your house and leave a burning human statue in your front yard.
>Making it to the beach, you plop down on the sand that is just out of the reach of the high tide.
>The sound of the crashing waves really calm you deep inside.
>really deep inside.
>You look down at the sand that rested between your legs and noticed you have a massive erection.
>Wondering why this happened you just look at for a few seconds.
>It really wasn't that small the last you remembered.
>The incoming tide crashes into your genitals and makes you fall over.
>THEPAIN.jpg
>It was the fucking equestrian lake water. This whole time.
>Your dick is so hard it hurts.
>Grovel your way to the sea and let the waves take you.
>Holding your breath you go under water and take off your pants and boxers
>Holy duck this water feels amazing
>You start to fap like no tomorrow under the waves of the sea.
>It feels so good, all that water around you. Finally your dick is wet.
>You cum in the sea and watch as a school of merponies swim right through your white goodness.
>They start flipping out, they got it in the eye now their eyes sting.
>They calm down and notice you with your dick out floating beneath the sea.
>One of them smiles and says something to the next.
>"Let's take him, he would be perfect for Waterus Season."
>The seaponies take you by the arm to be fucked underwater until you drown.
>at least your aren't fucking a undersea version of...
>Fluttershy.