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Day Time to get it wet in Equestria.

By: dragonsdogema on Jan 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.00 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Time to get it wet in Equestria.
  2. >Be Anon, a horny human in Equestria.
  3. >Back home you always got the dick wet.
  4. >But now you be in horse territory motherfucker.
  5. >Being in Equestria for a year now has left your balls blue and you wanting some sweet, sweet poon.
  6. >You could never bring yourself to fuck one of these ponies though.
  7. >As the good old saying goes "Mama didn't raise no horsefucker!"
  8. >Except for uncle ted, he raised a horsefucker, he was taken to jail and the horse was put down
  9. >Poor kid, today would have been his 34th birthday, the day he would have moved out of his mother's basement.
  10. >Getting up from the park bench you stare up into the sky and begin to think to yourself.
  11. [Is this my life now? Stuck in a world where I can't get my dick wet even if my life depended on it?]
  12. >"Hey Anon, what are you doing standing in the park all by yourself?"
  13. >Yellow quiet flies above you in your line of sight.
  14. "I'm contemplating my life."
  15. >"Why would you do that anon?"
  16. "Because, back home i would get my dick so wet with the pussy of thousands of women. Now, I'm the only human in this world, the only one left."
  17. >"I could get wet for you~"
  18. "Then go jump in a fucking lake you slut"
  19. >Fluttershy fliess off in the nearest direction of a lake.
  20. >Sitting back down on the park bench you give out a small sigh.
  21. >You've had many mares come and offer you sexual favors, hell even some stallions. But you just can't do it, despite their cute looks and perfect personalities.
  22. >It's not that you wouldn't fuck them on-sight if they asked. something inside just nags you not to do it.
  23. >Hearing wet flapping in the distance, you turn your head and see a very soggy horse bird coming at you at the speed of a Kenyan track team.
  24. >Before you could get up to run away she latches onto you, effectively making your clothes soggy and wet as well.
  25. >"is this good enough for you? Anon, is it?"
  26. >You stand up slip the fluttershy off of you, hide your boner and return home in your current state of dickpression.
  27. >Entering your house you go to your fridge and pull out some left over grilled cheese sandwich and a beer.
  28. >Plopping down on the couch you turn on the Equestrian TV.
  29. "Might as well see what their porn is like"
  30. >Scrolling through the various porn channels on the tv guide, a certain one catches your eye: Princess Party 11, Alicorns getting the Alihorn.
  31. >Never would have thought the princesses would have been into making porn of themselves.
  32. >Selecting the channel revealed a pony dressed as Princess Luna with a glued in horn and cardboard wings.
  33. >Well no one watches porn for the set design or props now do they?
  34. >The porn involving Luna got pretty interesting, the fake Luna trots over to a pony wearing vampire fangs and obviously fake bat wings.
  35. >Some shit happened then the two fucked.
  36. >Why is everyone in this god forsaken world getting wet, except for you.
  37. >You sat there contemplating why a completely wet Fluttershy got you to actually get a boner.
  38. >Maybe it was the water?
  39. >Following this stupid theory you go to your kitchen sink and stick your dick under the faucet.
  40. >Turning on the the faucet greeted your dick with a blast of lukewarm water.
  41. >Yet, you feel nothing
  42. >You swear coming to Equestria has made your dick hydrophobic.
  43. >You decide maybe going to bed early will help your condition.
  44. >Nah, that wouldn't work, your dick needs to be wet. Silk sheets won't be able to do that shit.
  45. >Walking out of your house you decide that maybe a walk along the equestrian beaches is all you need.
  46. >It will take you time so you lock your door behind you.
  47. >Don't need any Pure Pony Cults to come burn down your house and leave a burning human statue in your front yard.
  48. >Making it to the beach, you plop down on the sand that is just out of the reach of the high tide.
  49. >The sound of the crashing waves really calm you deep inside.
  50. >really deep inside.
  51. >You look down at the sand that rested between your legs and noticed you have a massive erection.
  52. >Wondering why this happened you just look at for a few seconds.
  53. >It really wasn't that small the last you remembered.
  54. >The incoming tide crashes into your genitals and makes you fall over.
  55. >THEPAIN.jpg
  56. >It was the fucking equestrian lake water. This whole time.
  57. >Your dick is so hard it hurts.
  58. >Grovel your way to the sea and let the waves take you.
  59. >Holding your breath you go under water and take off your pants and boxers
  60. >Holy duck this water feels amazing
  61. >You start to fap like no tomorrow under the waves of the sea.
  62. >It feels so good, all that water around you. Finally your dick is wet.
  63. >You cum in the sea and watch as a school of merponies swim right through your white goodness.
  64. >They start flipping out, they got it in the eye now their eyes sting.
  65. >They calm down and notice you with your dick out floating beneath the sea.
  66. >One of them smiles and says something to the next.
  67. >"Let's take him, he would be perfect for Waterus Season."
  68. >The seaponies take you by the arm to be fucked underwater until you drown.
  69. >at least your aren't fucking a undersea version of...
  70. >Fluttershy.
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