AiE Chapter 2: Dem feels

AiE chapter 2:Wha..whazza..huh?

 

>So, whatever your name is, you're now awake in wherever it is you are.

>Damn, not knowing jack is pretty lame. Speaking of, where are you?

>Looking around, you notice it's dark. Gee senses, you're life savers.

>That word had a weird tone to it, *Life*, it didn't sound right.

>You don't notice anything out of the usual for where you were, but ther-wait. what?

>That's it! You knew you had seen a place like this before, damn it was nice to know something.

>It wasn't nice to know you were in a dungeon..

>From what you could see with what little light you had, there was this cell, which had a small grated window, a dirty table, and the door, and from the dimensions of the room, you figured maybe another four or five rooms identical to this one.

>The table seemed stained, and regardless of what those faded brown stains were, you didn't care to find out. Speaking of, how dafuq are you gonna get out? How did you even get here? Where is here, and why is it a dungeon?

>You were struggling in your chain bindings, when you heard footsteps. You were hoping this was just a mistake, and maybe you would be able to just go home, y'know?

>Fuck..Where was home?

>Amidst your thoughts, you failed to realize what, or rather, who had walked up to your cell.

>With what little light you had, you were only able to see that this figure was around your height, but there was something else. The hair, the legs, the lack of hands and feet.

>...What the hell were those?

>As you thought this, the cage door opened, and the figure entered your cell.

>Oh, so this isn't that bad. You were dreaming about a horse dungeon.

>The figure was stark white, with a rainbow, mane? Yeah, mane.

>From the way she approached she hadn't looked at you, no, she was staring out the window.

>You decided, fuck it. It was a nice day outside, but then again, I suppose anything is nice compared to horse dungeons.

>When she finally looked at you, you saw this..horn..Crazy train has departed. But wait, there's more!

>She had wings. You were crazy, yep. This was crazy as all hell, probably considering it was.

>Well, wait..fuck!

>Mid-sentence you notice she was speaking to you.

>"Well Ape, how did you get to Canterlot?"

>Did this bitch really?

Wha..whazza..what?

>She had a look of shock on her face after you spoke, and followed up with "What kind of hairless ape are you?"

Wha..Who are you calling an ape, horse?

>Pow, right in the feels.

>"I am Princess Celestia, ruler of the sun, and Co-ruler of Equestria. Now what are you?

Human.

>"Hu, man?"

No, Human. Why am I tied up, and where is everone else?

>"I can't say I've ever heard of these 'Humans', but for now you will be kept out of sight from the other ponies."

>Ponies..hwat.

Where is this Equestria place, and how do I get out?

>"Equestria is the largest kingdom in the world, and you're currently in Canterlot, the capital. As for your release, it remains to be seen whether you're a threat."

..Um, "Princess", Why would I be a threat. I can't remember who I am, or where I'm from, why would I do anything?

>"While the memory loss is interesting, you somehow managed to destroy part of the castle walls, and the incident hurt two guards ponies, and killed another."

...I killed someone?

>That was when bits of your memories began trickling into your head. The girl, the guy. The love, and his death..

No..no.

>"Erm, Hu-man?"

No, no, no, no!

>"Hu-man what is the matter?"

Not again..

>Wow, you fucked someones life up yet again. It had only been, what, a few hours since you arrived? Actually..what time was it?

>Then the Princess spoke again in the most passionate tone you've ever heard,

"For whatever reason causes you sorrow, the guard felt no pain. He died saving the other two, now we have a hero, and the lives of two good ponies."

But I'm the one who hurt them..

>"And pain is part of life. Live on to feel more than just pain."

>And with that she snapped the chains holding you to the wall, but fitted a pair of ankle locks, and a pair of cuffs around your hands. Although the ankle locks fit, the hand-cuffs were obviously not meant for you.

>"Come Hu-man, I will show you the garden."

>And with that, she led you out of the cell, up a flight of stairs, and into a courtyard. The courtyard itself was riddled with bushes and shrubs all around, and there was a fountain in the center.

>And yet again she spoke in almost a motherly tone, "The castle holds many wonders, Hu-man. I feel you will like to see them."

I'd like to get these cuffs off..

>Well, you were just holding the handcuffs in your right hand, and all you were worrying about was tripping due to the ankle cuffs.

>"And I'd like to know you're not a threat. I'd also enjoy your name, eventually." That last part has a giggle, which in turn causes you to blush.

It's Anonymous..Just call me Anon.

>"Well Anon, let's find you a place to stay. The dungeon is no place to have a friend and a guest stay. You will find your quarters after the sun goes down."

>You figured now was as good as any time to ask.

Celestia? How long ago did I get here?

>"Last week, monday to be exact."

What!? What day is it?

>"Sunday."

>Wow, you were a comatose murderer. Yay.

I see..what time is it right now?

>"Just about sunset. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to lower the sun."

Wait, hwat? You actually lower the sun?

>"No, I raise it as well, but it is up to my sister Luna to raise and lower the moon."

Woah..how do you do it?

>"It's part of our power and responsibilty as the Princesses of Equestria. Would you like to see it? Perhaps Luna would enjoy your company."

Well, I'm sure she'd like to meet an alien..

>Again with the giggling, again with the blushing, does she do this all the time?

>You had approached a balcony where you would have the best vantage of the sky, and while sitting, Celestia started to point out something beautiful

>Raising a hoof, she points to the east, showing where luna will rise.

>At first, it sounded kinda cool, but then you saw it. Celestia had been there one second, and then she was gone. The sun had started slipping down, and then you could see Celestia pulling it ahead.

>Apparently it was her job every night, and she was good at it. Well, I guess she had to be, It WAS her job and stuff. Well, after that goes down, not far behind the moon is sliding higher and higher. After a good second it sits snugly in the sky.

>Seems legit.

>And then Luna is approaching you from behind.

>"Hello Anonymous. I believe you are the hairless-ape my sister was talking about?"

Eh, yeah. I'm the human. I take it you're princess Luna?

>"Yes, that is correct."

Hm..Well, good job with the moon, and all that stuff.

>"Er, thank you? Yes. Thank you, kind Human."

Yep. So..

>"So.."

>At this point Celestia comes in and speaks in a casual, but tired voice "Well Anonymous, tomorrow I'll place you in the care of my trusted student, Twilight sparkle. She'll help you accomodate to Equine society."

Um, ok! That sounds fine princess, but, can I get a place to stay tonight? I'm a bit tired..

>Celestia seemed like she could relate, knowing exactly how a good nights rest sounded right now

>"Luna, would you show Anon to the guests chamber in the castle?"

>As luna shows you around the castle on your way to the room, you notice the age of this place, just how big it actually is.

>dat shit big.

>"Well here you are, Anonymous."

>"Thank you princess, have a good night." You say, not noticing what you had said.

>Regardless, this provokes a giggle from the princess, and you head inside.

>You wonder what it'll take to get to sleep, before you realize you're already out.

>Damn me, why so fast to sleep?

>Don't care, enjoy sleep.

>Or so you thought?