- >Day fishfucking in Equestria
- >You wake up in your fishing boat/govt housing at the conveniently placed docks on that edge of ponyville most p0nies never seem to notice.
- >You jump from your bunk and attack the day!
- >Shag carpeting hits your toes upon landing. feelsgoodman
- >run SSS.bat
- >The toilet was just a little bit warmer than your love life
- >considering that you are required to pay 75% of the docking fees.
- >Lousy pone parliamentary democracy.
- >Twilight offered to magic the boat onto land.
- >but apples and sweets could no longer ease your craving for meat.
- >Pones don't eat meat but as long as you're not killing an ungulate, they claim they tolerate others' diets,
- >Seafood to eat and trading seafood with griffins, seemed a better choice than murdering a cow.
- >So at least you had chicken, and a shit ton of fish.
- >Your last job was some temp work helping with the Applebuck harvest, so you were already in shape.
- >Pones think climbing a tree and thumbs are more impressive than flying.
- >Strange is Celestia buys live eels.
- >Hmm, are alicorns omniverous?
- >Just then you hear a knock on your door.
- >"A-anon? I know your inside there, come out...i-if that's alright with you..."
- >You open the door to see your friendly neighborhood sex offender, Fluttershy.
- >More well known for being the Element of Kindness and friend to all critters,
- >less for being a dock warden for her father and the rapiest pone in all Equestria,
- >with an insatiable obsession for monkey dick.
- >Her family owns all the other fishing vessels and the docks.
- Naturally, they hate your guts for being competition. But not Amarillo timid.
- >"Anon, you can't just not pay your ship's fuel. Its been 3 fillups since you paid."
- Why do have to break my balls Shy? I'm casting out in 3 days. One more extension?
- >She raises one brow as you say that last word.
- >"Speaking of 'extension'..."
- >You proceed with your bribe and hand her a sample of your jizz in a corked testtube.
- >She chugs it down like a 5 Hour Energy while you look away in disgust.
- >"Mmmm, fishy."
- Thanks I try.
- >"Fine. But how are you going to fish without at least one shipmate?"
- Don't you worry your pretty gigantic head, I'm heading out to get one.
- >"Anon, I love your passion when it comes to this, but all your last ones quit due to your temper."
- >"With my family having the clear monopoly on dredging and your work demeanor on top, how can you do this?"
- >"Just let me get you a job on one of ours. Then maybe daddy will bless us."
- >She daydreams happily about being married to Anon.
- >A scene complete with a gift table covered in dragon dildos and bdsm gear.
- >You snap at her with the rage of a thousand white hot suns ,rousing her from her fantasy.
- You wouldn't understand!
- My family on Earth have been doing this for generations! Its all I know.
- >"Oh anon, you don't know when to stop."
- I could say the same of you.
- >"Btw, I'm heading to Sugarcube Corn-"
- Yeah sure.
- >She promptly faces towards town and arches up her hindquarters.
- >You get a running start and cunt punt her clear over the rooftops.
- >"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~!"
- >You notice a stream following her projectile motion.
- >Ahh shit! All over your new rubber boots!
- >You get an upside down frown as you inhale the salty air deeply as gulls caw.
- >Today could be worse.
- >At least you weren't
- Fucking Fluttershy
- -end part 1
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