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The Festival

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  1. The Festival
  2.  
  3. >Another Day in Ponyville
  4. >Be chilling with Dash
  5. >Messing with your old macbook.
  6. >ponies reverse engineer the charger, so it works on pony electricity.
  7. >Twilight managed to summon it from the human world through the same spell that brought you here.
  8. >she must have tried 400 times, each time bringing some random object instead.
  9. >Statues, trash, even the odd dildo
  10. >Silently wonder to yourself about the last one
  11. >Still can't figure out a spell that will take you home.
  12. >even if they did, 0.8% chance of survival predicted.
  13. >Whatever, you seem to have a nicer life here.
  14. >Even if AppleFuck and FlutterShit try to rape you daily.
  15.  
  16. >No-one has touched your macbook since the day you left it.
  17. >Porn folder still untouched
  18. >at least now you have something to Fap to.
  19. >Dash is really absorbed in human technology.
  20. >Somehow ponies can use the trackpad, just like they can pick things up.
  21. >Whatever.
  22. >Music Time
  23. >open music library
  24. >going through
  25. >bunch of old house music.
  26. >Whatever, pony music isn't much better.
  27.  
  28. >You think of your time in Manehatten, when you met vinyl scratch.
  29. >Realize you should totally give your music to her.
  30. >Would probably make her day.
  31. >Only Pony with human electronic music, would be most coveted DJ in all of equestria.
  32. >As if she is not the best DJ in equestria already
  33. >Totally gonna do that.
  34. >Rummaging some more.
  35. >"OOoohhhh, whats that?"
  36. >Dash points to a video stuck on your desktop.
  37. >tommorowland-2011-video.mp4
  38. http://youtu.be/M7CdTAiaLes
  39. >You vaguely remember it.
  40. >open it.
  41. >Remember it all of a sudden, clear as day.
  42. >The greatest music festival in all the world.
  43. >Suddenly a reason to miss home.
  44. >you never got to go to tommorowland.
  45.  
  46. >Video ends
  47. >"Anon, what was with all those people?Why were their so many? What were they all doing?"
  48. >so many questions
  49. "Dash, that was tommorowland. its a human music festival were we all gather for three days and drink and take drugs and listen to the best DJ's of the Human World".
  50. >"Wow, so like vinyl?"
  51. "Yep, just a load more DJ's"
  52. >Dash seems lost in thought.
  53. >Suddenly realize what she is thinking.
  54. "Im guessing you ponies don't have something like this, huh?"
  55. >"No, but imagine if we did!"
  56. >The thought crosses your mind briefly.
  57.  
  58. >Dash heads home after a round of drinks, you pass out like a true drunk.
  59. >Next Morning
  60. >Meet dash at Sugarcube corner for pancakes.
  61. >Fucking amazing pancakes are fucking amazing.
  62. >Like eating an orgasm
  63. >Only better.
  64. >in between mouthfuls, you notice dash thinking about something.
  65. "Dash, what the hell are you thinking about?"
  66. >"Oh, nothing."
  67. "That's crap."
  68. >"Ok fine. I had a dream last night about that thing you showed me. I dreamt I was there."
  69. "Yeah?"
  70. >"It was so clear. I Thought i was actually there".
  71. "And?"
  72. >"And What? I woke up and that was it."
  73. >Kinda disappointed, hoping there was more.
  74. >"I Can't get that dream out of my mind"
  75. >"WHAT DREAM?????"
  76. >Oh no, pinkie
  77. >No way your leaving until dash explains it.
  78. >Sit for five minutes, while dash explains her dream to pinkie.
  79. >"Oooohhh, that sounds like fun! So how big is this party anyway?"
  80. "Pinkie, you'd have to see it for yourself."
  81.  
  82. >probably a mistake, showing pinkie the video.
  83. >Her eyes widen. she may be the queen of throwing parties, but this is just out of her league.
  84. >"That's…That's AMAZING!" She yells.
  85. >She is clearly in a state of awe.
  86. "So you see pinkie, we humans aren't that boring"
  87. >"so what was it like when you went there?"
  88. >Caught off guard
  89. "I - I never went."
  90. >"Never ever???"
  91. "Never."
  92. >Pinkie looks a little sadder.
  93. >"you still wish you could go?"
  94. "Yeah."
  95. > hour or 2 later, She leaves
  96. >Just you and Dash
  97. >"Movies and Booze?"
  98. "Nope, Booze and Movies"
  99.  
  100. >Next day
  101. >Can't find pinkie
  102. >she's Not wandering around
  103. >Not at sugar cube corner
  104. >no-one has seen her.
  105. >Considering it's pinkie, not that odd.
  106. >That afternoon, she bursts in through your front door.
  107. >"Anon, we are gonna have our own tommorowland!"
  108. >You stare blankly for a while
  109. >Suddenly it clicks
  110. "Oh fuck, Pinkie, what have you done now??"
  111. >"Oh, was out today looking for a suitable location, and I found one! and then i went to visit princess celestia, and she gave me her blessing to do it, and then - "
  112. "Whoa slow down! you mean that you are going to host your own music festival in equestria?"
  113. >"yup!"
  114. >awkward silence
  115. "Uhmmmm pinkie, do you realize what you have gotten yourself into? your gonna need a stage, a campsite, DJ's, lighting, sound, Drinks and tents for 180,000 Pones"
  116. >"Yup"
  117. >Clearly you are not deterring her
  118. "And we don't even know if people will come!"
  119. >"Oh don't worry, i put up posters all around ponyville, and canterlot, and manehatten."
  120. >you admire her determination
  121. >Suddenly realize, no turning back.
  122. "Okay, so how long do you have to organize this thing?"
  123. >"We are gonna do it next week Friday. that will be day one."
  124. >11 days.
  125. >to organize a festival
  126. >that will take just about all of equestria
  127. >the first time it has been done in equestria
  128. >and you have 11 days.
  129. >FUCK.
  130.  
  131. >"WHAT???!?!?!?!?!" Yells dash.
  132. "I know, and we only have 11 days"
  133. >Dash grins like a retard
  134. "Don't tell me you think we can pull it off?"
  135. >She smiles
  136. >Obviously she agrees with pinkie.
  137. >"I'll get hold of vinyl immediately"
  138. "am I the only one who doesn't see the problems we are facing?"
  139. >"Relax anon, you don't know ponies that well"
  140. >Lived here for a year, think you know them pretty well.
  141. >"Once we have it all organized, every pony in equestrian will be lining up for this."
  142. >You hope she is right.
  143.  
  144. >2 days to go, and already there is an air about ponyville.
  145. >you overhear ponies talking about it.
  146. >you see the posters.
  147. >you feel the vibe.
  148. >It's nearly here.
  149. >Vinyl comes over to your place.
  150. >"Hey anon" She says with a sexyness only she seems to possess.
  151. >"I was wondering if i could, you know… stay with you until this thing gets going? all the hotels in ponyville are booked."
  152. >No wonder.
  153. >"Where does this thing happen anyway?"
  154. "There's a field about a half hour from ponyville, the everfree fields."
  155. >"Sick. You mind if I scope the video you have of the real thing, you know, so I know what I am up Against?"
  156. >Dammit, why is everything she does so attractive?
  157. >OH PLEASE BONER, NOT NOW
  158. >good thing you wore tight jocks today.
  159.  
  160. >Video ends.
  161. >Vinyl is speechless.
  162. "Hey vinyl, you okay?"
  163. >"This is gonna be shit tough."
  164. >Remember something
  165. "Hey vinyl, A bunch of my old music is still saved on here. you want it? You know, for the festival."
  166. >She looks around in your music library
  167. >Plays a song
  168. >Jaw Drops
  169. >She plays more stuff
  170. >Again, more shock and awe
  171. >"Dude, how do humans create this? i have never heard anything like this."
  172. "Errrr, i donna, but I'm glad you like it."
  173. >smug grin creeps across her face
  174. >"We are gonna tear this shit up!"
  175. >somehow, you believe her.
  176.  
  177. Day 1
  178.  
  179. >The day of the festival has arrived.
  180. >Dash come over early in the morning
  181. >"ANON! ITS ME!! WAKE THE BUCK UP!!"
  182. >don't want to, the sun has not even risen yet
  183. >Suddenly she is in your room
  184. "Dash, how the fuck did you get into my house?"
  185. >"You gave me your spare key, remember?"
  186. >oh yeah
  187. >Wonder why you did that in the first place.
  188. >She has everything
  189. >Sleeping bags, drinks, tickets, and a motherfucker of a tent.
  190. >"So, you ready to get your mind blown?"
  191. "Not really"
  192. >"Oh come on anon! its gonna be a motherbuckin three days of drinking and partying, and you tell me you don't want to come?"
  193. >Her logic is flawless.
  194. "OK fine, lets get going."
  195.  
  196. >She even booked a chariot to take you there.
  197. >She really did think of everything.
  198. >Bout half an hour later, you arrive at the everfree fields.
  199. >HOLY. SHIT.
  200. >Pinkie wasn't lying.
  201. >The field is huge. You can already see pones arriving.
  202. >You can see the stage. It looks massive.
  203. >You see people setting up.
  204. >And the sun has not even risen yet.
  205. >For the next three days, this will be your home.
  206. >Let the Awesomeness commence.
  207.  
  208. >You and dash set up your tent in the VVIP tent area.
  209. >You were lucky enough to get VVIP tickets.
  210. >The same area as the makeshift hotel for all the workers and DJ's.
  211. >while setting up, you realize that you really should have brought your own tent.
  212. >What if rainbow, you know, meets some stallion, and...
  213. >Suddenly, rather disturbing image crosses your mind.
  214. >Better confront her anyway
  215. "Hey dash, don't you think it would be better if, you know, I had my own… er…. place to sleep?"
  216. >"What, you don't wanna sleep in my tent?"
  217. "No, I do, It's just…"
  218. >You feel yourself losing the argument already
  219. >"Yes?"
  220. >"Well, what if you… you know… meet somepony…and one thing leads to another…. and you wind up back here?"
  221. "Anon, that really isn't what I came here for. So it's Decided, you are sleeping with me."
  222. >lost that argument like a fool.
  223. >Whatever.
  224.  
  225. >And so it begins.
  226. >It's Already crazy, and its only mid morning. DJ Scoots Is playing.
  227. >You wander around, meeting ponies, getting to know your surroundings.
  228. >Programme says Vinyl won't be on until day 3.
  229. >some hours go by.
  230. >Suddenly, you freeze.
  231. >You dare not even look.
  232. >You dare not move.
  233. >"Hay There, Sugarcube!"
  234. >Fucking AppleJack.
  235. >Oh, please.
  236. >please.
  237. >oh please, not here, not now.
  238. >open your eyes. she is still there.
  239. >Well, shit.
  240. "applejack, what are you doing here?"
  241. >"what, just cus I grew up awn a Farm ya thank I can't come heyr and have some fun?"
  242. >She nudges your thigh
  243. >You know what this means.
  244. >More rape attempts.
  245. >"ah'll be seein' yah around."
  246. >She trots off, her point happily made.
  247. >Hopefully fluttershy won't be around.
  248. >She hates large crowds.
  249.  
  250. >Many hours go by
  251. >Be mid afternoon
  252. >The festival is in full swing.
  253. >thousands, no, hundreds of thousands of pones have turned up.
  254. >you wish you knew how many.
  255. >DJ's playing phat pony jams
  256. >decide to go jump around with the rest of the ponies in the enormous crowd that has formed in front of the stage.
  257. >Exactly like the video.
  258. >you are jumping around, going crazy, but can't help glancing around every now and then for Applejack.
  259. >she would never try anything in public.
  260. >Suddenly feel the need to find Dash.
  261. >Look around.
  262. >No sight of the Cyan pone.
  263. >Head to the enormous bar
  264. >No sign
  265. >Look everywhere
  266. >No sign.
  267. > It's starting to get dark.
  268. >Head back to the tent.
  269. >What do you know, she is there.
  270. >"Oh, hey anon."
  271. "Dash, why are you not out there?"
  272. >"Didn't feel like it."
  273. >Thats odd
  274. >remember why you came here.
  275. "Dash, we got problems. AppleJack is here"
  276. >She is at full attention.
  277. >"Where?"
  278. "I don't know. she came up to me and spoke, and then wandered off"
  279. >She thinks for a few minutes.
  280. >"She won't try anything here. there's too large a crowd, and loads of security."
  281. >Thank fuck
  282. >"That also means that we can't lay a finger on her, or we'll get kicked out."
  283. >more thought
  284. >"If she was to try anything, it would be at night, away from the crowds."
  285. >Suddenly, feel vulnerable.
  286. "Well, lets see how the first night goes."
  287.  
  288. >You chill for a while with dash
  289. >you both go out, she has cheered up now.
  290. >Get drinks at the bar
  291. >Make your way into the crowd
  292. >The Equestria House Mafia Is playing.
  293. >Both of you go mad for a while
  294. >Fist pumping, jumping up and down.
  295. >Exit crowd.
  296. >More drinks.
  297. >Rinse, Repeat.
  298. >Finally, 2 in the morning.
  299. >Decide to make it back to the tent.
  300. >Stumbling around like a true drunk.
  301. "hay - dash - *hic* you better - go - awn *hic* I'm gonner - *hic* - faakking -  puke"
  302. >She flies off, also clearly drunk.
  303. >But not as drunk as your sorry ass.
  304. >Suddenly, AppleJack.
  305. >"Hawdy thar, anon"
  306. >Suddenly, soberness
  307. "Apeljarck, listen, you bet - better not *hic* try any- anything…"
  308. >Well, not quite sober yet
  309. >"aw, relax anon, ah just saw yah stumblin around there, and ah thought yah might need some help"
  310. "I don't - need any- help- *hic* at all…"
  311. >Clearly, you are lying.
  312. >"Ah just thawt that, maybe you could Sober up aht mah tent right here?"
  313. >Know where this is going
  314. >Try to run
  315. >about 3 steps, you trip, badly
  316. >you come crashing down, your body feels like jelly
  317. >You can't even summon the energy to make it up
  318. >Even though there is a rapist pony right behind you.
  319. >one last try...
  320. >your doing it...
  321. >your going to get up...
  322. >Alcohol: "Oh hai anon remember me??"
  323. >Fall on your happy ass
  324.  
  325. >This isn't good.
  326. >Where's rainbow?
  327. >Oh right, you told her to go on ahead
  328. >Dumb move
  329. >You feel a pair of hooves grab your shoulders
  330. >Still wonder how theses ponies manage to hold onto things without fingers.
  331. >Your wonder doesn't last long when you realize that those hooves belong to applejack.
  332. >Damn, living on a farm all her life has given her unbelievable strength.
  333. >Stupid hick pone.
  334. >you try to yell out, but it doesn't come out the way you expected it to.
  335. >You feel a hoof on your mouth
  336. >It's not applejack's
  337. >Oh no
  338. >Please
  339. >no
  340. >Fluttershy.
  341. >You try to babble out something, but her hoof pressed tightly on your mouth prevents you from saying anything.
  342. >She is standing over you, that look in her face gives you the shits.
  343. >rapeface: Activated
  344. >You realize its now or never.
  345. >one last attempt should do it.
  346. >In one single movement, you thrust your hips skyward and to the right, grabbing onto applejacks hooves
  347. >This movement throws flutterbitch off you, and twists applejack so she is lying on her back.
  348. >you are lying on your stomach, still clenching onto applejacks hooves.
  349. >You let go, scramble onto your feet and make a break for it.
  350. >You run.
  351. >You run with the determination of an ethiopian kid who has just seen a UN relief truck driving past.
  352. >or, you know, someone who doesn't want to get raped
  353. >By a horse, no less.
  354. >you trip over empty bottles, tent lines, other ponies, but you just keep running.
  355. >you stop and look around
  356. >No sign of the rapists.
  357.  
  358. >Good job anon, you are now smack bang in the middle of the tent field
  359. >or one of them, anyway
  360. >So many fucking tents
  361. >You are going to have to exit this tent field to orientate yourself
  362. >but that puts you in direct sight of the rapists.
  363. >You sit down, considering your options.
  364. >you can't stumble around this tent field the whole night, this is primary rape territory.
  365. >but if you go out...
  366. >but if you don't…
  367. >Fuck it.
  368. >you start walking around again
  369. >Damn how big is this field?
  370. >you are walking around
  371. >there are some strange noises coming from one of the tents
  372. >You can clearly hear somepony moaning
  373. >Very sexual moans
  374. >Better steer clear of that tent.
  375. >you spot the boundary of the tent field and make a bee-line for it.
  376. >Now you are out, you consult your map of the whole festival
  377. >You are not too far from the VVIP tent area, where your own tent is.
  378. >You walk calmly, trying not to attract any attention.
  379. >You spot the entrance to the VVIP Tent field.
  380. >You also spot applejack talking to one of the security guards at the entrance.
  381. >She walks away.
  382. >You wait until she is well and clear of the entrance, before bolting
  383. >you arrive at the entrance
  384. >Flash you VIP Wristband
  385. >Security guard pone lets you in
  386. >"You know, there was an orange earth pony here 5 seconds ago who was looking for you."
  387. "How do you know that?"
  388. >"Because she asked if I had seen a human wandering around."
  389. >You don't know whether you can trust this shady looking security guard
  390. >It'll have to do
  391. >Spot your tent
  392. >Jump inside Like the grass is on fire
  393. >Rainbow is inside
  394. >"Anon, where did you go"
  395. "There's no time to explain, applejack and fluttershy are here. they tried to rape me again. We have to leave the festival."
  396. >Rainbow takes it all in
  397. >"When was this?"
  398. "About 5 minutes ago."
  399. >You start packing shit up inside
  400. >"What the hay are you doing?"
  401. "Didn't you hear me? I said we had to leave!"
  402. >"Anon…"
  403. "Don't argue with me! We have to go!"
  404. >"Anon, will you please just shut the buck up for a minute and listen??!"
  405. >She commands attention surprisingly well
  406. >"We cannot leave the festival"
  407. "Well why not?"
  408. >She hands you the VVIP tickets that you used to get in.
  409. >"We are not allowed to."
  410. >You look closely at the tickets.
  411. >In small print near the bottom:
  412. >"No exit shall be permitted until completion of the festival."
  413. >Well, fuck.
  414.  
  415. >It takes a while for it to click.
  416. >Only pinkie pie would come up with such an insane rule.
  417. "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
  418. >"Because I wanted you to come! you were the one with the idea in the first place."
  419. >Faultless logic
  420. >you give up trying to argue about it.
  421. >Your stuck here.
  422. >For the next two days, anyway.
  423. >You and rainbow sit up for a while, discussing it.
  424. >Eventually, you pass out like a drunk fuck.
  425. >Sweet sleep.
  426.  
  427. Day 2
  428.  
  429. >Wake up in the morning
  430. >You feel another body close to yours.
  431. >Its rainbow.
  432. >You two must have passed out next to each other.
  433. >you feel her warmth radiating from her.
  434. >Her soft fur on your skin is somewhat comforting
  435. >she is still sleeping, soundly
  436. >You don't even move for fear of waking her.
  437. >you lie there for a while
  438. >You think nothing of your tender moment with rainbow.
  439. >suddenly, you here the music begin again.
  440. >Its far off, but still loud as fuck.
  441. >You get up
  442. >Grab a new shirt out of the bag, step outside
  443. >OH FUCK SUN IS BRIGHT
  444. >you look around.
  445. >All the ponies are emerging from their tents, ready for another day of utter madness.
  446. >No sign of flutterrape and applefuck.
  447. >You can't find a single fuck to give.
  448. >Search: Fuck.exe
  449. >Search returned no results. Would you like to try an Advanced Search?
  450. >Decline
  451.  
  452. >Rainbow is now up
  453. >Oblivious to the tender embrace which you two shared this morning.
  454. "You ready to get fucking crazy?"
  455. >She is obviously surprised at your sudden enthusiasm, but nods in agreement.
  456. >Make your way through all the chaos that is the tent field.
  457. >Walking around, getting into the festival
  458. >Pony music may be a little less exciting than human music, but whatever.
  459. >Your enjoying yourself.
  460. >You go and dance/fist pump/have a stroke in the field.
  461. >Some unknown DJ is on.
  462. >You feel...
  463. >happy.
  464. >No rape attempts so far.
  465. >Make your way out of the field
  466. >Find dash
  467. >Walk around some more
  468. >Meeting more ponies
  469. >Having a good time.
  470. >Suddenly, Pinkie Pie.
  471. "Oh, hi pinkie"
  472. >"See? I told you anon! I told you we could pull this off!"
  473. >You have no reason to contest her.
  474. >The festival is all that it was cracked up to be.
  475. >and more.
  476. >Pinkie is wearing a funny silver tag around her neck.
  477. >It has two words scrawled across it:
  478. >ALL ACCESS
  479. >She notices you staring at the tag.
  480. >"You want one?"
  481. "Huh?"
  482. >"This tag gets you anywhere you want in the festival. its reserved for organizers… but I Suppose you and dash could have one"
  483. >She hands you two tags out of her saddlebag.
  484. >It's made of metal.
  485. >You run your finger along the edges of the tag.
  486. >Its sharp. more of a weapon than a tag.
  487. >"See ya around!" She yells and trots off.
  488. >Fucking. Awesome.
  489. >You now have access to anywhere you want to go.
  490. >Anywhere. You. Want.
  491.  
  492. >Dash is also pretty pleased.
  493. >"It was pretty cool of pinkie to do that."
  494. "Yeah, it almost makes up for all the times she has followed me around like a stalker."
  495. >Dash smiles.
  496. >"Hey, I know where we should go with these."
  497. "where?"
  498. >5 minutes later, you are on the stage.
  499. >Its fucking huge.
  500. >For the first time, you look over all the ponies at the festival.
  501. >There must be at least 50,000 ponies here.
  502. >Maybe more.
  503. >There are a bunch of other pones on the stage, running around, carrying cables, drinks, equipment
  504. >Organized chaos
  505. >DJ booth is off limits though.
  506. >Pinkie is also here.
  507. >Talking to the staff
  508. >Organizing stuff
  509. >Suddenly, Twilight.
  510. >"Hi Anon!" she says excitedly.
  511. "Oh hi twilight."
  512. >Suddenly, odd feeling.
  513. "What are you doing here?"
  514. >"Well, everyone in ponyville had left for this festival, and I decided that I better try and understand why."
  515. "So you came here to observe ponies?"
  516. >"Yep. I find this whole crowd psychology that ponies experience fascinating."
  517. >Even when out trying to have fun, she still feels the need to learn.
  518. >Egghead.
  519. >Odd feeling is still there.
  520. "Hey twilight, how did you get onto the stage?"
  521. >"Oh, pinkie gave me an all access pass."
  522. >She produces the pass out of nowhere.
  523. >Odd feeling gets more intense.
  524. "And she gave this to you only?"
  525. >"Well… she gave some others to rarity and fluttershy"
  526. >OH. FUCK.
  527. "But why?"
  528. >"Well anon, you know how fluttershy hates large crowds. she would probably rather be up here."
  529. "What about applejack?"
  530. >"I don't know. I haven't seen her."
  531. >This is bad.
  532. >Very Bad.
  533. >Nowhere is safe.
  534. >if applejack has the pass…
  535. >You are fucked.
  536.  
  537. >Dash hears this whole conversation.
  538. >RD: "Relax anon, its the middle of the day. they won't try anything now."
  539. >They better not.
  540. >You feel safe knowing that rainbow is nearby.
  541. >You turn to the crowd.
  542. >They seem like they are in a trance.
  543. >All moving in synchronization.
  544. >Weird.
  545. >DJ's changing over.
  546. >previous DJ walks out, sweating, brohoofing just about everybody.
  547. >"Pretty good set."
  548. >DJ: "That shit bucking blew my mind!"
  549. >New DJ Begins.
  550. >Crowd goes crazy.
  551. >Rinse, Repeat.
  552. >You decide that chilling on the stage won't be such a bad idea.
  553. >They got a badass lounge.
  554. >And you get to meet the DJ's.
  555. >AND FREE BOOZE.
  556. >That last one sells it for you.
  557.  
  558. >Few hours later
  559. >you feel a pony nudge your back.
  560. >Turn around
  561. >It's Vinyl.
  562. >The Dyed Blue Mane, Luminous White coat and Deep Red eyes gave it away.
  563. >"Hey there, anon."
  564. >She looks out into the crowd.
  565. >"This is probably the biggest set I am ever going to play."
  566. "Im sure it won't be that different from any other set."
  567. >"No, its gonna be crazy. especially after all that human music you gave me."
  568. >She is still staring.
  569. >Shit, this festival is a big deal to everybody. Not just you.
  570. "Well, I am sure we will do this kind of thing again next year."
  571. >Vinyl seems to snap out of her staring trance.
  572. >"That would be too epic."
  573. >sit down in the Lounge, order drinks
  574. >talking shit with Vinyl for a few minutes.
  575. >"So then I said - "listen here, you dumb security guard Bitch, If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have a job, so i suggest you cut the crap and let me in!""
  576. >Stupid security guards
  577. >Laughing, talking some moar.
  578. "Hey Vinyl? Why are you here today?"
  579. >"What do you mean?"
  580. "Well, your set is only tomorrow."
  581. >"I know, I just wanted to come experience this thing for a day or two. Im crashing with dash while I'm here."
  582. >You can't decide if thats a good or bad thing.
  583. "Funny you say that, I am sleeping in her tent too."
  584. >Vinyl Grins a devious looking grin.
  585. >You have gotten used to the whole pony - human relations type thing.
  586. >But not how mares seem to be attracted to you.
  587.  
  588. >The festival wears on.
  589. >Dash has joined you in the lounge.
  590. >talking some moar.
  591. >Now the sun is setting.
  592. >You can't help but feel slightly worried that applejack is out there.
  593. >Busy plotting some devious rape scheme.
  594. >You decide its best not to drink too much.
  595. >Remember last night?
  596. >You nearly got raped purely because you were drunk.
  597. >Vinyl suddenly has an idea.
  598. >VS: "Im gonna take a trip down to the field. you know, meet some fans and stuff."
  599. >You and dash decide to follow.
  600. >You cant believe how much time is actually passing.
  601. >Here you are at the greatest (and only) music festival in equestria, and you are running out of time to fully enjoy it because of two rapists.
  602. >Now the sun has gone down.
  603. >Only the strobe lights and lasers illuminate the field.
  604. >You make your way into the crowd.
  605. >"Fillies and Gentlecolts"
  606. >You look up to the stage
  607. >Someone is making an announcement.
  608. >"Our last guest for today has traveled far and wide to bring joy to our festival."
  609. >Some big DJ is coming up.
  610. >He better be good, considering he is the last DJ for the night.
  611. >"He is known across the furthest fields and highest mountains of equestria."
  612. >Fucking Suspense.
  613. >"Please Welcome… Deadhor5!"
  614. >AWWW YEAH!
  615.  
  616. >Heart beating
  617. >Mind racing
  618. >Fists pumping
  619. >Deadhor5 is making the crowd fucking jump.
  620. >you included.
  621. >Dash is close to you, separated only by a few random ponies.
  622. >It must be nearly 2 in the morning.
  623. >You don't want his set to end.
  624. >But it must.
  625. >you look over at dash.
  626. >She looks like she is in a pure state of ecstasy.
  627. >So are you.
  628. >His final song comes on.
  629. >The song breaks down
  630. >The crowd goes still.
  631. >its slowly building up.
  632. >you maneuver over to dash
  633. >She looks so happy she could cry.
  634. >Its building.
  635. >Its building.
  636. >Drop.
  637. >The crowd erupts into movement and screams.
  638. >Dash starts going absolutely mad.
  639. >you throw you arms in the air.
  640. >The beat washes over you.
  641. >You are finally enjoying the festival.
  642. >in less than 2 minutes, its over.
  643. >You turn to dash.
  644. >She looks thoroughly tired.
  645. >But happy.
  646. >You both turn to the stage.
  647. >Deadhor5: "This is the greatest night of my bucking life…"
  648. >It booms over the Speakers
  649. >The crowd erupts into screams.
  650. >Deadhor5: "Thank you, thank you so much for being here"
  651. >Moar screams
  652. >Deadhor5: "And I promise, we will do this again next year!"
  653. >That last sentence did it.
  654. >The crowd goes absolutely ballistic.
  655. >You and dash start to make you way out of the crowd.
  656. >She is so tired she can barely walk.
  657. >you pick her up, and carry her like a fucking sir.
  658. >make your way to tent field.
  659. >enter tent
  660. >Plop rainbow down, gently
  661. >"anon…"
  662. "yes rainbow?"
  663. >"Thanks so much for being here."
  664. >You don't really get what she means by that.
  665. >Before you can ask her, She's passed out.
  666. >Vinyl is also here.
  667. >She also looks damn tired.
  668. >VS: "I think I'm also gonna sleep now. gotta be fresh for tomorrow, y'know?"
  669. >You agree with her.
  670. >Sweet sleep.
  671.  
  672. >You wake up
  673. >Hear rustling outside
  674. >you are Dead quiet.
  675. >look at your watch
  676. >3:42 AM
  677. >Its too early for this shit.
  678. >You feel something brushing past the sides of the tent.
  679. >You dare not move.
  680. >Hurried whispering outside.
  681. >someone is fumbling with the zip.
  682. >they are opening the tent.
  683. >ohfuck.jpg
  684. >you don't have to think long about who it could be.
  685. >Applejack and Fluttershy.
  686. >You try to nudge rainbow
  687. >She is fast asleep.
  688. >You freeze as the two enter the tent.
  689. >They are moving towards you.
  690. >You can literally feel applejacks breathing on your face.
  691. >"Ah thank he's asleep"
  692. >Wrong.
  693. >You jump up to your feet, grabbing applejack and throwing her down onto her back.
  694. >Its so dark you can barely see fluttershy
  695. >you have to find a light
  696. >or a brick to knock them both out.
  697. >you charge at fluttershy, but she quickly jumps out of the way.
  698. >you run straight into the side of the tent like a retard
  699. >You turn around, disoriented
  700. >Rainbow must have woken up by now.
  701. >Fluttershy is holding something.
  702. >now applejack is on her feet.
  703. >Applejack rushes you and pins you to the ground.
  704. >You can barely see whats going on.
  705. >"Now fluttershy!"
  706. >Fluttershy forces whatever she was holding onto your nose.
  707. >You know what it is.
  708. >You exhale sharply, trying not to breathe any of the chloroform in.
  709. >you hold your breath for about 6 seconds before you give up.
  710. >Fade to black.
  711.  
  712. >You awaken.
  713. >Head pounding
  714. >In a huge tent somewhere
  715. >Illuminated by a single orange bulb
  716. >A burning sensation in your nose.
  717. >Suddenly realize that you are tied down.
  718. >And gagged.
  719. >This can only mean one thing.
  720. >Rape time.
  721. >Jimmie rustle level 1
  722. >You notice applejack staring at you.
  723. >"Howdy there, anon."
  724. >You try to mutter something, but you can't say a word with this gag in your mouth.
  725. >"Ah guess we'll waste no time. oh, and don't bother screaming, your friends won't be up for a while."
  726. >Fluttershy Is standing in the corner, awaiting her turn.
  727. >You feel applejack starting on your pants.
  728. >She can't undo the buttons that make up your zipper.
  729. >Take that, pony hooves.
  730. >she is clearly irritated
  731. >suddenly, she rips you pants clean open.
  732. >all the buttons go flying in different directions.
  733. >well, fuck.
  734. >All you can do is try not to get a boner.
  735. >Feel applejack stroking your member.
  736. >think terrible thoughts.
  737. >Fat people.
  738. >ugly women.
  739. >you feel your member rising.
  740. >lets kick it up a notch.
  741. >2chicks1cup.mp4
  742. >still not working.
  743. >You suddenly feel a wet sensation engulf your junk.
  744. >Applejack is sucking your man meat like she is trying to remove liquid gold from a hosepipe.
  745. >Jimmie rustle level 2.
  746. >Boner now at full level.
  747. "Listen boner, this is officially the end of our friendship"
  748. >You swear you can hear you boner laughing at you.
  749. >Applejack is going really slow, its torture
  750. >You try to formulate an escape plan.
  751. >nothing comes to mind.
  752.  
  753. >Suddenly, you remember the tag pinkie gave you.
  754. >its in your back jeans pocket.
  755. >You try to maneuver your hands into the pocket.
  756. >you feel the tag between your fingers.
  757. >Oh god applejack is moving faster now.
  758. >you slowly pull the tag out of the pocket, keeping it between your fingers.
  759. >you start cutting at the hand restraints with the tag.
  760. >The sides of the tag are fucking sharp.
  761. >or the ropes are pretty weak.
  762. >in less than 30 seconds your hands are free.
  763. >you keep them behind your back so as not to alert applejack.
  764. >shit, she is really going to town on your meat.
  765. >she stops.
  766. >She brings her face closer to yours.
  767. >That look in her eyes tells you where she wants to go with this.
  768. >"Ah think… its tahm to go… a little harder."
  769. >Fist to the muzzle.
  770. >Applejack is out cold.
  771. >You rip the leg ropes and gag clean off.
  772. >You leap to your feet, pull up your pants and turn your attention to fluttershy.
  773. >The look in your eyes makes her cower in fear.
  774. >Pure, unfiltered rage.
  775. >You raise your hands to strike her.
  776. >She begins to cry.
  777. >You suddenly stop.
  778. >Your anger seems to have receded.
  779. >She's waiting for the blow.
  780. >But it doesn't come.
  781. >instead, you wrap your arms around her.
  782. >You can't believe you are actually hugging a pony that was involved in a plot to rape you.
  783. >She obviously doesn't understand either.
  784. >But she doesn't try and fight it.
  785. >the embrace goes on forever.
  786. >"anon…"
  787. "Shhhh, fluttershy" you say gently.
  788. >This is the oddest way to deal with emotion, but its working.
  789. >"Anon… all I ever wanted was for you to love me."
  790. "I have always loved you, fluttershy."
  791. >you never wanted to hurt her or make her cry.
  792. >Remember how she used to treat you when you first came here?
  793. >She was the only one who used to talk to you.
  794. >She was the only one who believed that you meant no harm.
  795. >And then everybody warmed up to you, and she felt left out.
  796. >and then applejack had the idea to rape you.
  797. >And it all went downhill from there.
  798. >Fucking Applebitch.
  799. >"Anon, I never wanted to hurt you."
  800. "I know, fluttershy, I know" You whisper.
  801. >She has stopped crying now.
  802. >You feel her labored breathing.
  803. >She no longer has rape on her mind.
  804. >Damn this hug has probably gone on for like half an hour.
  805. >"I am so sorry anon… I'm sorry"
  806. "Fluttershy, it really wasn't cool what you just did, but it was understandable. I have always loved you. Don't ever let anybody tell you otherwise."
  807. >She looks at you, her eyes large and glistening.
  808. >Your lips meet.
  809. >no fucks were given.
  810. >After all, this festival is about music and love, right?
  811. >She breaks the kiss.
  812. >"Maybe we shouldn't mention this incident ever again?"
  813. >For once you agree.
  814. "As long as the rape stops."
  815. >She giggles to herelf.
  816. "Friends?"
  817. >"Friends."
  818.  
  819. Day 3
  820.  
  821. >You walk out of the tent.
  822. >The sun is coming up over the horizon.
  823. >The final day of the festival has begun.
  824. >You walk back inside.
  825. "There is just one thing that is bothering me"
  826. >FS: "Whats that?"
  827. "How did rainbow and vinyl not wake up when you two attacked me?"
  828. >She pauses for a moment.
  829. >FS: "Applejack paid the waiters at the Stage lounge to slip sleeping pills in your drinks, but since you weren't drinking, you stayed wide awake."
  830. >Makes sense.
  831. "So what are we going to do with applejack?"
  832. >FS: "Well, she looks pretty beat up from when you punched her. maybe we can ask the organizers to take her to a hospital."
  833. >You remember the "No leaving" Rule of the festival.
  834. >Surely they would make an exception for medical reasons?
  835. >Turns out, they did.
  836. >applejack was taken to the ponyville hospital.
  837. >At least this means there will be no applejack for the rest of the festival.
  838. >even if it is only one day.
  839.  
  840. >You make your way back to Rainbow's tent.
  841. >Make your way inside.
  842. >Vinyl and rainbow still passed the fuck out.
  843. >Grab another pair of jeans and boxers from your bag.
  844. >You might as well make the most of the last day of the festival.
  845. "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!"
  846. >caps lock FTW.
  847. >Vinyl slowly opens her eyes.
  848. >so does rainbow.
  849. >Exactly on cue, the music starts far off into the distance.
  850. >They both look at each other.
  851. >Everyone knows today is going to be a good day.
  852.  
  853. >RD: "So you finally decide to lighten up."
  854. "yep"
  855. >You sit your happy ass down on the couches in the stage suite, along with vinyl.
  856. >Everyone is oblivious to the events of last night.
  857. >You hope to keep it that way.
  858. >Vinyl is looking pretty excited for her set later.
  859. >She is the last DJ to play.
  860. >Considering you gave her all your human music, her set is probably gonna blow minds.
  861. >Moar DJ's coming and going.
  862. >Moar time passing.
  863. >You feel kind of bad for Fluttershy.
  864. >This whole time she was acting this way only because of applejack.
  865. >But never mind that.
  866. >The day is young, and the beat is fresh.
  867. >You make your way to the crowd.
  868. >The usual business.
  869. >make your way back to the stage.
  870.  
  871. >11 hours later.
  872. >This is it.
  873. >This is the moment you have been waiting for.
  874. >Its time for vinyl's set.
  875. >You happen to be in the Stage lounge with dash.
  876. >VS: "Looks like its time."
  877. >Thats all she needs to say.
  878. >She makes her way over to the DJ booth.
  879. >Its time.
  880. >Its so time.
  881. >Suddenly, dash speaks up and breaks your stare.
  882. >RD: "Hey anon, maybe we should go down onto the field?"
  883. "Whats wrong with up here?"
  884. >RD: "Nothing. I just want to go and enjoy myself. We only have like three hours left of the festival."
  885. >Damn, She's Right.
  886. >How the fuck did time go so quickly?
  887. "Lets go"
  888.  
  889. >"Fillies and Gentlecolts"
  890. >Theres that mysterious voice again
  891. >"Our final guest for the festival Hails from the bustling metropolis of manehatten"
  892. >The crowd is giddy with excitement.
  893. >"She is regarded as possibly the Best DJ in all of equestria"
  894. >Oh man suspense
  895. >"Please welcome…Vinyl Scratch!"
  896. http://youtu.be/6AWUozgVT_o
  897. >The crowd goes wild.
  898. >You can clearly see her up on stage, mainly because you are so close to it.
  899. >You know this song.
  900. >Its already gonna be a good set.
  901. >The ponies all look around, this music is all very odd to them.
  902. >RD: "Whats this?"
  903. "Remember all my human music? I gave it to Vinyl"
  904. >Dash stares at you with an open mouth.
  905. >She knows what this means.
  906. >Still building.
  907. 1:30
  908. >Still Building.
  909. >The ponies are already shaking.
  910. >You could cut the suspense with a bread knife.
  911. 1:40
  912. >Its coming.
  913. >Its coming.
  914. 1:44
  915. >Drop.
  916.  
  917. >OH MY FUCK IT LOUD
  918. >Ponies start going hard
  919. >Hoof Pumping, Dancing
  920. >Grinding up on each other
  921. >REALLY sexual grinding.
  922. >Damn sex Crazed pones.
  923. >Dash looks like she is about to have a stroke
  924. >You don't suppose you look much better.
  925. >Pure Awesomeness.
  926. >Song breaks down.
  927. 2:48
  928. >RD: "you didn't tell me about this!"
  929. >You smile.
  930. 3:35
  931. >Drop
  932. >once again, ponies going hard
  933. >Alcohol flowing like there was a burst pipe somewhere
  934. >Song ends.
  935. >Vinyl Looks shocked.
  936. >Really didn't expect a reaction like that.
  937. >Thats one for the record books.
  938.  
  939. >Vinyl goes to some pony tracks.
  940. >Mixing like the best DJ in equestria
  941. >Okay, but nothing like that first track.
  942. >Vinyl Can see that.
  943. http://youtu.be/tzunjg9RuKQ
  944. >Oh fuck
  945. >They overplayed this song too much back home.
  946. >Wonder how the ponies will react to it.
  947. 1:07
  948. >You can't help but feel happy
  949. >Everything is Fucking A+ in your life all of a sudden
  950. >Look around
  951. >Ponies about to cry with happiness
  952. >Crowd screaming at the top of their lungs
  953. >The feeling is too much.
  954. >You put your right arm around dash
  955. >Drop. That. Fucking. Beat.
  956. >Fist pump till your fucking arm falls off.
  957. >You look at her
  958. >Seeing her happy makes you happy for some reason.
  959. >There are literally no words to describe this feeling.
  960. >Its a good feeling.
  961. >"oooohhhhh sometimes…"
  962. >You sing along to the words of the song when it breaks, but feel like a tool considering no-one else is.
  963. >absolutely 0 fucks given.
  964. >Dash looks at you
  965. >demeyes.jpg
  966. >RD: "Anon… I think this could be the greatest day of my life."
  967. "Mine too."
  968. >Both of you are caught up in the music.
  969. >Emotions Running high.
  970. >Levels comes to an end.
  971. >You really don't want it to.
  972. >You don't want this feeling to end.
  973.  
  974. >Moar human music A La Vinyl Scratch.
  975. >The crowd is literally eating it up.
  976. >They are absolutely loving it.
  977. http://youtu.be/XYgSHOWNE0M
  978. >Time to show these pones how humans dance.
  979. >You make your way into a large circle that has formed in the crowd
  980. >some pone is dancing in the middle like her life depends upon it.
  981. >She exits the circle, sweating bullets.
  982. >Your turn.
  983. >You get into the middle.
  984. 0:37
  985. >Cue dance moves/epileptic fit.
  986. >The pones have never seen anything like this before.
  987. >But they like it.
  988. >Suddenly, rainbow
  989. >you two start dancing together.
  990. >The crowd is cheering you on.
  991. >Look up at vinyl.
  992. >She's noticed you and rainbow already.
  993. >She's really getting into the music.
  994. >Dammit bingo players, why don't you make a longer version?
  995.  
  996. >sun is long gone.
  997. >must be 9PM.
  998. >Festival ends at 10PM on the last day.
  999. >You only have 1 more hour of this.
  1000. >You don't want it to end.
  1001. >But it must.
  1002. >Crowd seems to have limitless supply of energy.
  1003. >and booze.
  1004. >Moar human music comes and goes.
  1005. >Now its 9:30
  1006. >Next thing its 9:40
  1007. >the festival is calming down now.
  1008. >But vinyl still has one last track.
  1009. >You and dash are still dancing, although with less energy.
  1010. >http://youtu.be/jUe8uoKdHao
  1011. >You don't believe this
  1012. >Suddenly, Emotion
  1013. >You grab dash and hug her tightly
  1014. >You can't even believe the impulse was so strong.
  1015. >She seems a little shocked.
  1016. >You hold her, feeling your skins touching.
  1017. >you let go
  1018. >You are almost crying Manly Tears of Manhood.
  1019. >You put your arms on her shoulders.
  1020. >You are staring deep into her eyes.
  1021. >You swear you can see her soul.
  1022. >Usher comes on.
  1023. >Suddenly, you realize something.
  1024. >This was all meant to happen.
  1025. >You coming here by some accidental spell, you meeting dash, all your adventures together...
  1026. >Could it be?
  1027. >Fate?
  1028. >There is no more doubt in your mind anymore.
  1029. >This was no happy accident.
  1030. >Fate chose you to be transported to equestria.
  1031. >Fate chose you to meet dash.
  1032. >Fate chose you to fall in love with her.
  1033. >This was destined to be.
  1034. >You can't believe the emotion that is flowing through your body right now.
  1035. >You can't believe you have finally given into these feelings that you have held back for more than a year.
  1036. >You don't care.
  1037. >Dash can see what is going through your mind.
  1038. "Dash…"
  1039. >1:00
  1040. "Dash…ever since I came here, I wanted to tell you…"
  1041. >Your choking up with emotion.
  1042. >"anon…"
  1043. "Dash, I love you."
  1044. >Her eyes widen.
  1045. >you can already see the tears beginning on her face.
  1046. >As if some caged demon was released from her body.
  1047. >"Anon, I love you too."
  1048. >That last phrase is all that matters anymore.
  1049. >You feel your faces moving closer together.
  1050. >No other pony can take this away from you.
  1051. >Nothing else in the whole universe matters.
  1052. >Nothing.
  1053. >Your lips meet.
  1054. >Drop.
  1055.  
  1056. Epilogue
  1057.  
  1058. >Wake up
  1059. >You stare blankly at the roof of your tent.
  1060. >You feel something rustling next to you.
  1061. >"anon…"
  1062. >Dashie.
  1063. "Shhhhhhhh…"
  1064. >You both lie there for about another 10 minutes.
  1065. >You get up.
  1066. >Look outside.
  1067. >Pones busy packing their shit up.
  1068. >Going home.
  1069. >A sad thought crosses your mind.
  1070. >The greatest music festival in all equestria is now over.
  1071. >You feel a pair of forehooves wrap themselves around your chest.
  1072. >Silently enjoying the moment.
  1073. "I guess we better get going."
  1074. >You and dash pack all the shit up.
  1075. >Remarkably, it only took like 10 minutes.
  1076. >You are waiting for your promised chariot to arrive and take you home.
  1077. >You spot vinyl trotting towards you.
  1078. >She doesn't say anything.
  1079. >She doesn't have to.
  1080. >Eventually, the silence is broken.
  1081. >VS: "So i guess that's it then?"
  1082. "yep"
  1083. >more silence.
  1084. >Finally, your chariot arrives.
  1085. >Load all your stuff up, time to get out of here.
  1086. >Half an hour later, You are back at your own house.
  1087. >Just the way you left it.
  1088. >It kinda feels good to be home.
  1089. >Everyone brings the stuff inside your house.
  1090. >you all sit down.
  1091. >You remember to bring the paper inside.
  1092. >On the front page: "3 Day Festival a First (But not last) for Equestria"
  1093. >You see a photo of a triumphant looking Pinkie Pie with her arm around vinyl.
  1094. >You can't help but chuckle.
  1095. >You read through the article.
  1096. >"Hey guys, it looks like its gonna happen again next year."
  1097. >RD: "It would be a shame if it didn't"
  1098. >Eventually the conversation drifts back to the festival.
  1099. >You are all sharing stories about your adventures and experiences throughout the festival.
  1100. >RD: "Hey anon, whatever happened to applejack?"
  1101. >You shrug.
  1102. "suppose it was too public."
  1103. >Rainbow laughs.
  1104. >More time passes.
  1105. >Eventually, vinyl's ride arrives.
  1106. >You walk her to her chariot, while dash waits on the porch.
  1107. >As she is getting in, she turns to you.
  1108. >"Thanks anon."
  1109. "for what?"
  1110. >"For giving me that opportunity."
  1111. >You smile.
  1112. >Her expression changes suddenly.
  1113. >"I also saw that little tender moment between you and dash."
  1114. "What are you talking about?"
  1115. >"Don't try and lie to me anon, you know what I mean."
  1116. >She is smiling deviously.
  1117. >No point in trying to hide it.
  1118. >"You take care of her, alright?"
  1119. >She closes the door.
  1120. >"I'll be seeing you around."
  1121. >The chariot takes off
  1122. >Vinyl Has left the building.
  1123. >You turn and start walking towards your house.
  1124. >As you reach your porch, you pick up dash ever so casually.
  1125. >She barely protests or struggles.
  1126. >You walk inside and plonk her down on your couch, sitting down with her.
  1127. >You both stare at each other for a while.
  1128. >"Anon… Do you want to talk about last night?"
  1129. >You lean in and kiss her forehead.
  1130. "I don't think there is anything to talk about, Dashie."
  1131. >She blushes slightly at the mention of her pet name.
  1132. >"Anon… all those things you said last night…"
  1133. "I meant those things. I love you, Dashie. No-one can change that."
  1134. >She smiles
  1135. >"I love you too."
  1136. >You kiss her gently.
  1137. "Dash, last night I realized that there is almost no way I am going home. and even if there was, I wouldn't. I think I was meant to land up here… in Equestria…with you."
  1138. >She's looking really emotional.
  1139. >"Anon… you don't know how long I have waited for you to say this."
  1140. >You hug her ever so tightly.
  1141. >It Probably goes on for like 5 minutes.
  1142. >You break the hug and both of you look outside.
  1143. >It's a brand new day in Ponyville. The day is Young and the beat is fresh.
  1144. >Yesterday is History.
  1145. >Tomorrow is a mystery.
  1146. >But Today is a gift.
  1147. >And there is no other pony who you would rather share it with, than your beautiful Rainbow Dash.