dear god, what have we done.

Hello-chi-menh!?!

 

No, but seriously, I felt this was needed so people less than in the loop could easily catch up.

And so I didn't have to keep summarizing the story.

 

Oh and here is act 1 of the story.

Thread:

http://www.mediafire.com/?xf3y519x7rax8my

And the pictures can be found, here:

http://www.mediafire.com/?of6vt9627ibq5ef

 

This is 100% spam free and comes with 4 extra tool-bars at no extra charge.

 

 

Because I forgot my mediafire login info, act 2 will be uploaded on good ol anon files.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

 

https://anonfiles.com/file/444928cad1ce550b23cd2f3ec3d8de25

The threads are sorted by date. There might be a double file here or there.

 

 

 

 

But just what is this?

Well, I was kind of tired that of our size threads being stagnant (as influx of new content is/was very slow for the most part) so I decided I'd host a quest.

I really didn't have any plans for it, but once the setting was down, I gave the mane 6 personalities and wrote a small story/outline of the quest.

Or in other words, stuff you need to do unless you want to die.

And to prevent people dieing on purpose*; Anon has 1 life, so if he dies, quest over. So make sure your hands are on your desk when your thinking out what to do next.

 

 

Summary (the story so far):

So, you are Anon.

And you're in Equestria because...reasons...

And you small, because...reasons, again.

You're on a holy crusade to find the one and only, Cinnamon Toast Crunch breakfast cereal.

You shouldn't even need reasons for that last one.

 

Anyway, you don't know how or why, but you magically into'd'd Fluttershy's shed.

So being the curious type, you wandered around taking in the amazing graphics.

You found a dildo about twice your size, and felt bad because you could never match up to it.

 

After moping, you walked by a hole, which had a large eye in it, apparently watching you.

What followed was a series of incredibly high octane energy cement fueling coolant!

Pinkie Pie walked in and you dove behind a box of pie tins.

 

But before any melodrama occurred, Pinkie was distracted by Fluttershy standing in the doorway.

Thinking fast, you grabbed a piece of nearby rope, and a tack, and clambered out the hole.

 

You're not sure how Fluttershy knew, but she appeared behind you, with less than admirable intentions.

/mlp/ collectively freaks out.

 

Anyway, she tried to kill you by smothering you with her rear.

Then you poked her with a tack you found causing her to yelp which got Pinkie's attention.

 

Then we became friends with Pinkie, and called Fluttershy a bitch via mouthing (IE, there was no sound).

We went home with Pinkie, and life was good.

 

 

So great, the next day, we awoke on a nightside table in Pinkie's room, and there was this cupcake. There was a note saying Pinkie left it.

Seemed legit.

We ate some of it, climbed down, saw that Pinkie had a huge Dildo next to books on Nuclear energy, Jeeves and Wooster, and some VHS tape called Pageant.

 

Shortly after, Pinkie came upstairs. We thanked her for the cupcake, to which she replied "What cupcake?"

/mlp/ collectively freaks out...again.

 

As if on cue, the drug in the cupcake hits us.

 

Pinkie gets distraught, and figures you're not a horse, so she can't take you to the hospital, so she takes you to Fluttershy's instead.

I mean you can't blame her, it probably was the best thing to do.

 

So Fluttershy reveals (as if you didn't know by now) it was her that planted the cupcake! It was drugged with some ipecac and horse tranquilizer.

You get the mental image of a vengeful banana horse watching you sleep, and it gives you the Jinkies.

At least she didn't kill you then.

 

So after that, Fluttershy decides she's going to lick you.

So she licks you.

...

Yep, not much else to say...

I...really can't imagine why, I mean, I guess it might...scare you...

But horses are herbivores, so, the whole eating threat is kind of nullified, right?

 

Anyway, you convince her to give you a running start.

She agrees, take you up to her room, makes all of the animals leave (which they do a little too obediently) and gives you some time to hide while she does her taxes.

Taxes are like a party with numbers

And she doesn't want to go to the tax dungeon.

 

So you hide, and apparently she sucks at hide and seek.

She get's distraught because she knows Pinkie will be suspicious that you suddenly disappeared.

You climb onto her desk.

You find a giant dildo (which you start referring to as "the beast") and other "Could be used for fapping" materials on a desk. And a VHS tape with a dagger though it and some office supplies.

 

Then she goes downstairs, talks with her animal friends, things get real quiet, and she comes back upstairs, and goes to her bed, looking really fucking depressed.

 

You hear her talking to herself, pretending to be a male and complimenting her(self). (She's talking to herself, and pretending she's getting complimented).

Or maybe she's giving the dildo a voice, who knows.

But it doesn't work, and she's sad again.

Sad enough for you to feel bad, and leave her an amazing note of the feels.

 

So you leave the note, and continuing exploring- JIMINY CRICKET! SHE'S WAKING UP! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

You're back on her desk, so you cower by some office supplies.

She sees the note and reads it aloud(well, albeit it in her whispery voice), voice breaking every now and then.

 

She asks you if you're still there, clearly very, very sad.

Despite what aplhas would tell you to do, maybe the most alpha thing to do, is forfeit your masculinity from time to time.

That's pretty fucking deep man.

So you reveal yourself, you're scared shitless, she kind of has a breakdown and uses you as a shoulder to cry on.

Feels cut short, she no longer wants to kill you, and after you forgive her, she really really likes you now.

She gives you a big hug, and then cuddles with you on the bed.

 

Eventually, you feel pretty darn safe with Yellow monster horse, and things are nice and relaxing.

Then of course, she asks for you to scratch her stomach, and things go progressively south.

/mlp/ collectively explodes, with joy this time.

 

You tell her she must stop if you tell her to. Don't want anyone getting hurt.

 

Upon her request, you begin scratching her rump.

She gets too excited and begins grinding you into the mattress.

Before you get unf'd to death, you yell at her to stop, to which your surprise, actually works.

She stops, and immediately asks if you're okay.

You note how this is the second time lemon-tea pony has almost killed you with her posterior in the past 24 hours.

 

You tell her you're fine, she says she wants to do it again, but in a more safer position.

You suggest the Beast do the dirty work while you scratch her ear and give moral support.

 

And so, the adventure continues...

 

After my ban is lifted.

(The ban was lifted a while ago, it was only a 3 day ban, it happened during the beginning of the scruffening)

 

*So for anyone new to this thing, apparently interactions between two things of vastly different heights gets people's rocks off.

What part about it?

The idea of getting stepped on or sat on or eaten though really just works for some people.

So you can imagine that some participants would be less than inclined to help Anon out of certain "situations"

Why does it work for some people? Hell if I know, maybe when they were younger teenage girls were always asking their parents if their kid could sit with them on their blanket for the fireworks show.

Maybe.

 

That said, I will not be held responsible for any sexy times that occur though, you knew what you were getting into...

 

Remember to stay focused on your goal.

We must find Cinnamon toast crunch at all cost! And we can only find it if we make allies, solve puzzles, and be ever stalwart.