Title:           fluffy tv - plot and special hugs
Author:          deathproofpony
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First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of September 2012 03:35:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of September 2012 03:35:43 PM CDT

>be Uncle Eddie Patterfamilia.
>yes THAT Uncle Eddie. You've seen my work. Spectacular.
>for the uptight pussies in the crowd, you used to act and direct in those "barely legal" videos
>your speciality was assfucking 18 year old girls while making them suck giant lollipops
>then you jam the lolli in their snatch and...
>well, you get the idea
>then you got Hepatitis. no one would work with you. can't blame them, but it still sucks
>but that was last year. a few months ago you were contacted by some producer for The Hub
>you hadn't heard of the guy, but you were in totally different industries.
>seems he knew you, though, and liked your work. he was offering a job
>a GOOD job. director for two shows just for fluffy ponies. guy had a whole channel of them already
>it was making money, too. a LOT of it. you'd be a fool to refuse.
>the first was called "Plot" - all it consisted of was shots of fluffy pony mares showing their cooches
>that was it. nothing fancy. just hop down to the adoption agency, pick up a few strays and dress them up a little
>then video tape them from the backside, for the most part
>easy peasy Japanesey.
>at first you started going to great lengths to get them to show the goods.
>shaving, duct tape, string, beatings, anal insertion, more beatings...
>then the producer guy explained that you didn't always have to show all the goods
>in fact, sometimes the insinuation was part of the eroticism for these things
>you can dig that... sort of like when you would stare at underwear models in catalogs when you were a kid
>so you took it down a notch... let them show what they wanted to show
>although you learned a few tricks, too. sometimes bring a good-looking stallion into the room
>sometimes that alone would get those bitches raising their tails
>sometimes you'd let them start the mating process. inevitably the same thing would happen
>a few... special... fellows even offered to bring their own mares down to be on the show
>fuck it. that's five bucks less per head you'd have to pay from the adoption fees.
>not to mention not having to take care of them.
>you even managed to get a couple of guest stars.
>your highest rated show so far featured "Missy Elly May" from the "Beverly Fluffbillies"
>although you had mostly stopped using bogus methods to show their plot, you made sure Missy Elly May got fully exposed
>shit, that was easy enough.
>when the little prima donna bitch wouldn't show the goods, you just pulled her tail up and pointed her at the nearest camera.
>her owner was pissed but Fluff TV ended up selling ten times as many Missy Elly May Fluffckers (tm) than they were before
>having gotten "Plot" almost on autopilot you concentrated on the real jewel in your crown: "Special Hugs"
>it was exactly what it sounded like. record fluffies fucking.
>again, you were shocked how many owners willingly brought in their own pets to be on camera
>if these people had kids they'd have them in those fucked-up pre-pubescent beauty contests
>this show was a bit more difficult and certainly more controversial
>the gimmick was that you had to shoot the sex scenes so they always looked consentual... on both sides
>once in a while you'd get a really randy female that would attack males so they would be mounted
>that ended up with a couple of bites or kicks in their balls. must have hurt like a motherfucker
>there were always females that didn't want it. well, fortunately they're still classified as animals so a little force could be used
>I mean... you don't hold down Monica Bellucci and yell at her to take that cock and then beat her ass with a paddle when she cries
>that would be pretty fucking awesome, but it still doesn't happen
>so these little cunts would get smacked, anally penetrated, whipped, screamed at, punched, tied up, tied down, gagged, whatever it took
>thank god for dubbed audio tracks
>
>Season 1:Episode 23:Segment:2 "Orangeade and General"
>"Action!"
"wahhhhhhhhhh! dun wan speshal huggies fwom bad fwuffy! meanie fwuffy bite owangeade eaw!"
>"George, give General a couple of whacks with the Sorry Stick for biting."
>"Yes, sir."
>"nuu! nuu sowwy stick! genewal sowwy!"
>"Shut up."
>*whack whack whack*
>"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>"Get him back on top of her. Good. Action. Camera two, get in position."
>"pwease stawp! hewp! hewp! bad fwuffy giff bad feewlies! dun wan..."
>"She's crying again."
>"Stick the hot pepper up her ass."
>"Are you..."
>"Do not second guess me, boy. You jam that pepper in there and keep your mouth shut."
>"Yes, sir."
>"Action."
>"wahhhhhhhhhhh! hawt! hawt! hawt in poopie pwace!"
>"You get that, audio?"
>"Got it, sir."
>"enf enf enf"
>"pwease staaaaaaaaaaawp!"
>"duct tape her mouth."
>"Got it."
>"mmph! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!"
>"Audio?"
>"yeah, good... good levels. I can work with this."
>"All right, let shithead finish, get the money shot and throw these two idiots down the trash chute."
>"enf enf enf... wauuuuuuuuuugh!"
>"Nice money shot. Good work, camera one."
>"Thanks, boss."
>"Sir, she's still too distraught... I need a couple of close-ups of her enjoying it."
>"Bring some spaghetti in here."
>the mare's eyes light up at the mention of spaghetti.
>"Cameras one and two, get closeups of her face."
>the spaghetti is placed in front of the mare. immediately her mood changes and she looks happy
>"Let her eat a little..."
>the mare eats some, smiling...
>"Cut. Get her the fuck outta here."
>"nuuu! wan mo spagettis! nuuuuuu!"
>the production assistant casually tosses her down a trash chute.
>"wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
>"What's that like a five story drop?"
>"Six."
>"Good. Okay, bring in the ponies for segment three."
>Season 1:Episode 23:Segment:3 "Ghost and Laquanda"
>"This like some sorta interracial thing? You got a white fluffy and a black fluffy there."
>"I guess so, yeah."
>"We might have to edit this segment out when it plays in the South."
>"I can't believe there's still bigotry out there. Makes you sad for humanity."
>"It sure does, George. Sure does. *sigh* ACTION! Take that fucking cock, bitch!"
>thank god you didn't have to go into snuff films.