Title:           Martini 13
Author:          deathproofpony
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First Edit:      Wednesday 8th of August 2012 09:31:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 8th of August 2012 09:31:18 PM CDT

>you are martini. you are a fluffy light green pony with a darker green mane.
>you have a fun job giving special hugs to pretty mares and you get yummy treats
>BIG MAN takes care of you and the other fluffies
>you know he needs to get more fluffy pegasus ponies. faramir needs a break and the two mares need babies.
>BIG MAN leaves The Room one day and doesn’t come back for a long time
>it’s almost time for sleep when he finally returns
>BIG MAN looks mad. he’s dirty all over. his boots and pants are muddy and he has poopies on his shirt
>Frank-who-you-never-see yells at BIG MAN from the other room
>”Jesus christ, you reek.”
>”Fucking funny, man. I’m not in the mood.”
>”How many you get?”
>”Five. All pegasus.”
>”That’s great. Where’d you find them?”
>”You know that little island in the middle of the creek behind our bank? They must have glided down to there from the main road.”
>”Hm.”
>BIG MAN places a sack on The Table and pulls out a fluffy white pegasus with a blue mane and tail.
>”no wike dark pwace! no huwt fwuffy! tummy huwty!”
>”Same old song with you little shits.”
>BIG MAN roughly grabs the pegasus and flips it on its back.
>”owie! no huwt fwuffy!”
>”Shaddup.”
>you can see its a male. BIG MAN examines its special place.
>”no touchie nawty pwace!”
>”I said shaddup.”
>”NO TOUCHIE! NO!”
>the pegasus’ little legs start moving rapidly. it tries to flip back over
>”no touchie bad pwace! fwuffy no wike!”
>the fluffy’s bowels release, getting all over The Table. BIG MAN jumps back trying to avoid the poop. the pegasus skitters away.
>”Why you little…”
>the pegasus’ wings start flapping rapidly and it tries to jump off The Table.
>in one sweeping motion, BIG MAN grabs en empty water bowl and swings it, slamming it into the fluffy’s face as it tries to glide off The Table
>the fluffy flies backwards, spinning twice in midair and landing back on the table
>”You little shithead.”
>BIG MAN grabs the pegasus by the tail and pulls it towards him
>”You gonna behave yourself?”
>”no wann touchies bad pwace!”
>”Are. You. Going. To. Behave.”
>the pegasus, its nose bleeding and eyes full of big, wet tears, sniffles.
>”fwu… fwuffy behave.”
>”Fucking right you will. We’ll call you Snowcap. Try you with Icicle tomorrow.”
>BIG MAN roughly cleans snowcap with a wet towel and puts him in a new cage. it’s metal and doesn’t look as comfy as your cage does.
 
>BIG MAN takes another fluffy from the sack. this one is a pretty yellow mare with an orange mane
>this mare looks angry. she flutters her wings rapidly and stomps on The Table, puffing out her cheeks.
>”no touch smawty fwend! smawty fwuffy wan go back iwand!”
>”I’ll be damned. Hey Frank… we got a smarty friend here. But it’s a female.”
>”Really? We should document that bitch. I didn’t there were female smarties.”
>”Yeah, true… but it’s a smarty… so…”
>BIG MAN takes a cardboard box and cuts a hole in it, just big enough for a fluffy’s head.
>”We’re gonna try a little experiment.”
>the mare sqeaks as BIG MAN picks her up by the fluff at the back of her neck. her legs kick pathetically in the air and her wings flutter rapidly
>BIG MAN puts her in the box and jams her head through the hole in the side. He puts a thick towel behind her so she can’t pull her head out
>”no wike box! hooman take fwuffy fwom box NAOW!”
>BIG MAN flicks the mare on the nose. she puffs up her cheecks again but says nothing
>BIG MAN pulls another mare out of the sack - pink with a burgandy mane. she’s so pretty!
>”you no huwty smawty fwens fwuffy hewd!”
>”Shaddup.”
>BIG MAN flicks the smarty on the nose again.
>”why put in dawk pwace? man gonn give nummies? spasgettis? wosie wuv spasgettis!”
>BIG MAN ignore thes mare and flips her over.
>”Oh, man… gross. She’s got some kinda… groin infection.”
>”naughty pwace huwty! wosie haff babehs befo but feel bad afta.”
>”Oh, that’s too bad.”
>”You gonna put her down?”
>”Yeah, she’s a mess. I’m surprised she’s not in more pain. Hey. Smarty. You going to be a good girl for us?”
>the smarty blows a raspberry at BIG MAN
>”Yeah, thought as much.”
>BIG MAN takes the Big Cutter and removes rosie’s head. the smarty friend gasps.
>”That’s one down.”
>BIG MAN dumps the limp body in the trash can
>”Numero dos.”
>BIG MAN pulls another fluffy from the sack. this one is a white male with a dark green mane.
>”why huwt fwuffy?”
>”Quiet.”
>BIG MAN examines the pegasus. it seems healthy but keeps squeaking about its wings.
>”Owies! no huwty wingies! no huwty! OWIES!”
>”Shuddup!”
>BIG MAN uses the Buzzy Tool to take away the fluff from around the pegasus’ happy thing.
>”no take fwuff! OWIES! WINGIES HUWWWWWWT!”
>”Fucking wish we could muzzle these things. All right, you’re done. Let’s see the wings.”
>”BIG MAN flips the pegasus over and looks at its wings.
>”Huh… yeah, they’re broken. Well, we’ll take care of that. You still watching, honey?”
>”hooman no huwty fwend wingies!”
>”Uh huh.”
>”BIG MAN takes The Snips and removes each of the mustang’s shattered wings. it screeches.
>”OWIEEEEEEEEES! HUWTY WINGS! HUWTY WINGS! NO WIKE! WAHHHHH!”
>”Yeah, it’s gonna get worse before it gets better.”
>BIG MAN uses the Blue Flame to scorch the shoulders of the pegasus, burning away some of its fluff. it screams again.
>”pwease… pwease no mo huwty…”
>”Aw, come on… just a little more.”
>BIG MAN dumps the smelly water on the pegasus’ shoulders and then puts the Hurty Covers on it.
>”Good as new.”
>”wingies gon. fwuffy miss wingies.”
>”You’ll forget all about them. Let’s see… we’ll call you… Shamrock.”
>BIG MAN puts shamrock in the new cage with icecap. shamrock is still crying about his wings.
>”You feeling any nicer, honey?”
>”you no keep smawty fwen in box! wet smawty fwen OUT!”
>”All questions and comments must be submitted in writing at the end of the tour.”
>BIG MAN pulls the last pegasus from the sack. it’s a light blue mare with a dark gray mane.
>”I’ll be damned. It’s a hermaphrodite.”
>”What’s that, Jim?”
>”This one’s a hermaphrodite… it’s got both sex organs.”
>”no wike touchie bad pwace!”
>”Ha ha! It was like the Island of Misfit Toys! But Misfit Fluffies!”
>”Meh. We can’t use it. Hermies are sterile.”
>”That’s a shame.”
>”Hey - smarty bitchy. You watching?”
>the smarty friend struggles briefly to free herself but she’s stuck in the box
>BIG MAN takes out the Poundy Tool. you hide under your blankie.
>”Hey. Smarty.”
>”smawty don wife hooman! smawty wan go back iswand! smawty…”
>*WHAM*
>the smarty friend’s mouth snaps shut as the Poundy Tool strikes the body of the blue mare. it convulses, screaming for help.
>”eeeeeeeeeee! HUWTY! HUWTY! OWIEEEEEES! NO MO OWIEEEEES!”
>”Hey. Smarty. You gonna behave for us now?”
>”smawty no wissen to hooman…”
>”Oh. Okay.”
>BIG MAN takes the Poundy Tool and keeps beating the light blue pegasus with it, over and over.
>the pegasus gags for air, its bones crushed.
>”Hey. Smarty. Watch this.”
>BIG MAN aims the pegasus’ rear end towards the trash can. he slams the Poundy Tool on its stomach. hot, loose poop spray out into the trash can
>the body of the blue pegasus goes limp. BIG MAN tosses it in the trash
>”Now… does the smarty feel like being nice?”
>”smuh… smawty fwen be nice.”
>”You going to behave?”
>”smawty behave.”
>”Mmmhm.”
>BIG MAN takes the smarty friend pegasus from the cardboard box and roughly flips her onto her back.
>”wha bigman do? smawty fwen say she behave! smawty fwen be nice!”
>”We still need to check you out, little girl.”
>BIG MAN uses the Buzzy Tool to take away the fluff on her belly.
>”pwease no take fwuff!”
>”SHUDDUP, BITCH!”
>BIG MAN takes extra time to completely shave her bottom and around her teats and naughty place.
>”pwease no! no take fwuff!”
>”But that makes it easier to do THIS!”
>BIG MAN puts a finger inside the mare. she screams and starts to cry
>”Healthy vag. Very good.”
>”no mow touch bad pwace! no mow take fwuff! pwease! PWEASE STAWP!”
>”Almost done.”
>BIG MAN holds the mare over the trash can and squeezes her belly. she grunts and releases a stream of wet poop.
>”YEAH… get it all out, bitch.”
>BIG MAN plops the mare back on the table. she looks exhausted.
>”pwease… fwuffy be good…”
>”Hmm… do we take the legs or not…”
>”NOOOO! PWEASE NO TAKE WEGGIES! FWUFFY SMAWTY BE GOOOOOD!”
>”Yeah, we’ll have to change that, too. Your new name is… Sunrise.”
>”Sunrise… sunset… sunrise… sunset…”
>”Do you know If I Were a Rich Man?”
>Frank-who-you-never-see starts singing a song. BIG MAN laughs.
>”mah name smawty fwen.”
>”Your name is Sunrise.”
>”mah name smawty.”
>BIG MAN’s eye twitches.
>he holds up The Snips
>”You wanna lose those legs, bitch?”
>”no huwty fwuffy weggies!”
>”Your name is Sunrise. Say it.”
>”no wanna…”
>BIG MAN slams The Snips on the table. the pegasus jumps.
>”Your name. Is Sunrise.”
>”pwease…”
>”Last chance. Your name. Is Sunrise.”
>the pegasus, her spirit broken, cries softly to herself.
>”mah name sunwise.”
>”And are you a good fluffy pony, Sunrise?”
>”sunwise is good fwuffy.”
>”Good answer, bitch.”
>BIG MAN grabs sunrise roughly by her fluff and throws her into a cage with marshmallow.
>”Three outta five ain’t bad.”
>you cry under your blankie. you don’t like seeing other fluffies get hurt.
>you’re a good boy. but sometimes The Room makes you really sad.