Title:           Martini 12
Author:          deathproofpony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/RFANCN71
First Edit:      Wednesday 8th of August 2012 09:30:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 8th of August 2012 09:30:44 PM CDT

>you are Martini, a light green unicorn fluffy pony with a darker green mane
>your job is to give special hugs to pretty mares and you get all sorts of nummies
>last night Glasses Man took you, blueberry, marshmallow and boromir to Another Room
>Glasses Man hurt you and blueberry.
>And blueberry had her foals but the box Glasses Man put you both in didn’t give you any room to move. three of her babies died
>BIG MAN and Frank-who-you-never-see came to see Glasses Man and Dumb Woman. BIG MAN hurt Glasses Man and took you home
>you fell asleep on the way back to The Room
 
>when you wake up, you, marshmallow, blueberry and blueberry’s babies are all on The Table
>BIG MAN is examining blueberry. he gets out the Buzzy Tool
>”Stay still, Blueberry.”
>”wha bigman doin?”
>”Shuddup.”
>BIG MAN uses the Buzzy Tool to make the fluffy go away from blueberry’s belly.
>”no! no wann wose fwuff! bigman stop wiff buzzy! no take fwuff!”
>”I said shaddup.”
>BIG MAN lays his huge paw over blueberry’s face. her little rear legs are moving rapidly but have nothing to grab onto
>”mmph!”
>”Right.”
>”mmmmmmph!”
>”Damn right.”
>BIG MAN finally finishes with the Buzzy Tool and sits blueberry upright
>”Heh… we teach you to walk on your hind legs and you’ll look like a purple schmoo! HAHAHA!”
>”bwoobewwy wan weggies back!”
>”I want a Ferrari. Guess we’ll both have to keep dreaming.”
>BIG MAN carefully cleans the two foals with a hot wet towel and then dries them
>he places them at blueberry’s teats. she tries to shy away from them
>”NO! bwoobewwy no wan feed babehs! bwoobewwy nevah wan babehs!”
>the two mewling foals start chirping in fear as blueberry tries to kick them away with her remaining legs
>”Blueberry, I swear to god, you will feed these foals and stop being a fucking bitch or YOU WILL LOSE YOUR OTHER LEGS!”
>BIG MAN used the Loud Voice. you instinctively close your eyes and hide behind your feet. marshmallow does the same
>”bwoobewwy pwease take cawe of babehs! they need mommy!”
>”NO! bwoobewwy no wan! bwoobewwy dun cawe!”
>BIG MAN takes The Snips out of the drawer.
>”Blueberry. BLUEBERRY! I’m going to say this once. You remember these?”
>BIG MAN opens and closes The Snips. you shudder, thinking about the leggies and wings that they’ve removed
>blueberry’s eyes have gotten wide. she remembers losing her legs. she remembers the Blue flame.
>”wose weggies…”
>”That’s right. You lost two legs. You know what?”
>”whu… whut…”
>”YOU FUCKING FEED THOSE FOALS AND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU LOSE THE OTHER ONES!”
>blueberry screams and plops over onto her back.
>”no take weggies! no take weggies! pwease no mowe huwty! no bwoo fwame!”
>BIG MAN places the mewling foals on blueberry’s teats. she looks sad and angry at the same time
>”Blueberry, you feed those foals and you take good care of them. If anything happens to them…”
>BIG MAN SNAPS The Snips closed, the sound filling The Room. she shudders and her lip quivers.
>BIG MAN grunts and puts blueberry and the foals back in her cage with prism
>BIG MAN picks up marshmallow, who was still hiding her eyes. she squeaks in surprise.
>”Quiet, Marshmallow.”
>BIG MAN looks her over, then feels her belly.
>”Guess that little orange retard didn’t knock you up. We’ll take care of that.”
>BIG MAN puts marshmallow in the special hugs nest
>”Come here, Martini.”
>you stop hiding your eyes and walk up to BIG MAN. he pets the fluff on your head.
>”He hit you hard, boy? You feel okay?”
>”mawtini feew gwud!”
>BIG MAN takes a warm, wet towel and wipes your face and your bottom
>”That’s a little better, huh? You stay here.”
>BIG MAN gets up and takes faramir out of his cage. he flutters his wings restlessly.
>”All right, Faramir, do your thing.”
>BIG MAN puts him in the special hugs nest. faramir prances around, nuzzling marshmallow’s fluff.
>marshmallow raises her tail in anticipation. faramir nuzzles the fluff around her special place.
>”Go already! Jesus!”
>faramir starts to mount marshmallow, then pulls away
>”What’s wrong, Faramir? Get to it!”
>faramir nuzzles marshmallow’s fluff again and tries to position himself, then lets go and starts wandering around the nest
>”Faramir, what the hell are you doing?”
>”fawamee no wan mawe. fawamee bowed. fawamee wan go owtside an pway.”
>”I don’t care what you WANT. You knock up Marshmallow RIGHT NOW.”
>”fawamee no wann. if bwoobewwy an pwism no wan special hugs den fawamee no wan special hugs.”
>”Oh, is that right.”
>BIG MAN’s eye starts to twitch.
>”fawamee! bigman get angwy! pwease give special huggies to mawshmewwow!”
>”no mawtini! fawamee no wann! fawamee no… EEEEEEEEEEE!”
>faramir starts screaming. BIG MAN has picked him up by the neck and has cut one of his wings off.
>”feel like special hugs now?”
>”no wann…”
>as faramir rapidly flutters his remaining wing, BIG MAN snips it off. faramir screams again
>marshmallow is afraid and does poopies in the special hugs nest
>”You ready to give special hugs now?”
>”no… no wann!”
>BIG MAN throws faramir onto the table. his little legs try to skitter away but BIG MAN has a pawful of fluff.
>BIG MAN takes his newspaper and starts smacking faramir on the bottom with it
>”You ready?”
>”noooo!”
>”YOU READY?”
>”noooooooo!”
>”How about NOW?”
>”no wann! fawamee wan go owtside an pway! no wan be in woom no mo!”
>BIG MAN is furious. he raises his huge paw… you know he’s going to hurt faramir bad. faramir might even end up in the trash can
>you do the only thing you can think of
>”daddy pwease no huwt fawamee.”
>”Martini, I told you…”
>”daddy no huwt fawamee.”
>”MARTINI, I TOLD YOU…”
>”daddy no huwt fawamee. pwease weave fawamee awone.”
>”DON’T FUCKING DO THAT, MARTINI!”
>”mawtini sowwy but no wan fawamee huwtie any mo.”
>”I swear to god…”
>”pwease, daddy, no huwt fwuffies any mo.”
>”GODDAMMIT!”
>BIG MAN pulls his arm back… Glasses Man did that right before he hit you last night. you brace yourself.
>”mawtini sowwy, daddy. too much huwty. no wan anywun huwty.”
>BIG MAN’s fist is shaking
>”i sowwy, daddy. i wuv you, daddy.”
>tears appear in BIG MAN’s eyes. you never saw that before.
>BIG MAN slowly lowers his big paw. he puts Hurty Covers where faramir’s wings used to be and puts faramir back in his cage
>BIG MAN never takes his eyes off you the entire time
>he sits down at The Table
>”bigman mad at mawtini?”
>you gasp as BIG MAN picks you up, but then he holds you to his chest and gives you hugs
>”You’re a little smarter than you let on, aren’t you?”
>”mawtini no smawty fwen. mawtini don wike smawty fwen.”
>”Don’t you ever do that again, Martini.”
>”I no wan fawamee huwty.”
>”Okay, Martini. I won’t hurt him.”
>”mawtini can haz sweetie?”
>”Yeah, try this. Don’t eat it all at once.”
>BIG MAN gives you a whole sweet bar! usually he just gives you a little bit!
>BIG MAN taks you back to your cage. faramir looks at you sadly as you pass him
>”bigman fawamee sowee. give special hugs now if wan.”
>”Humph. Take a break. I’ll see if I can get some more pegasus. We’re running low.”
>back in your cage, you lay on your back, slowly gnawing on the sweet bar. you’ve already forgotten about faramir’s hurties.
>you’re a happy fluffy pony.