Title: Brick Author: deathproofpony Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/GfstC11S First Edit: Thursday 9th of August 2012 10:00:40 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 9th of August 2012 10:00:40 PM CDT brick   >you are twelve years old. your parents are very well-off. you know this, and you brag about it to the other kids. >they don’t like that. sometimes they push you down and say mean things to you >but they’re stupidheads. and their parents aren’t rich >you love to build things. you had Legos when you were younger, then an Erector set. >you’re getting a little old for them now, but the focus of your attention is Lincoln Logs >you’ve spent hours in your room, imagining building your very own log cabin and making a whole town full of buildings >you step back to admire your work. you especially like the three-story cabin in the center of the town. that’s where you wanna live.   >suddenly, you hear skittering in the hallway. it’s the family’s fluffy pony, Precious.   >she’s a white pegasus with a blue and green mane and tail. mom paid a few hundred bucks for her. good breeding and all.   >and she’s running into your room. >your room with all the Lincoln Log buildings you spent hours planning and building.   >oh no. >”pweshus wann pway!” >the pony cavorts into the room, knocking over your buildings. your ideas. your work. >she actually pauses, looking at the mess of Lincoln Logs, then tilts her head at your beloved three-story cabin >you can’t even move… you’re in shock from all your work being destroyed. but you finally speak. >”Precious… don’t you touch that cabin. Get outta my room.” >”nooo! pweshus wann PWAY!” >with that she bats the cabin, your labor of love. it falls to pieces, pieces like your heart is in right now. >”What… what is wrong with you. Why would you do that. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” >”puh… pweshus wann pway wiff boy! pweshus hungwy! want nummies!” >”You… you want me to FEED YOU? After you destroyed all my work?” >”pweshus wann nummies naow!” >you feel a rage building inside you. this… this animal. this stupid, fluffy piece of crap… this selfish creature… >you pick up a handful of Lincoln Logs and start throwing them at the fluffy pony. a few bounce off her fluff, doing nothing. but a couple hit her in the head. her eyes water and she starts crying. >”wuh wuh why huwt fwuffy? why huwt pweshus? boy is MEANNNNNN! you give bad huwties!” >”Dammit, what’s all that noise up there?” >dad’s home. crap. >”Playing with Precious, dad. Sorry, we’ll keep it down!” >you usher the weeping fluffy out into the hall and shut your door. >stupid animal. destroying your work. but that’s when a plan starts to form itself… >have to wait till tomorrow. mom will be at her club function. >that gives you a good two hours after you get home from school before the old man comes home. >two hours. >a lot can happen in two hours. >you actually find it hard to sleep that night… it’s like the night before Christmas and the night before your birthday rolled in one. >you breeze through school. counting down the minutes until you can ride your bike home like the devil was chasing you. >you’re home in less than ten minutes. usually takes twice that long. >check the house. good… the maid was here earlier. perfect. >find the fluffy pony in the rec room, playing with a ball. you throw the ball outside through the back door. >”Go get it!” >”yay! pweshus pway bawl!” >stupid thing doesn’t even remember you were lobbing Lincoln Logs at it last night. retard. >you throw the ball and the fluffy retrieves it back to you. every time you toss it, you get it closer to the tool shed >look around. coast is clear. why wouldn’t it be? these homes are huge. most of these people are never here anyway. >push open the tool shed’s door. throw the ball inside. the fluffy follows, of course. >the door shuts. >now it’s time to play. >”pway bawl?” >you smack the fluffy in the face, knocking the ball from its mouth. it screeches. >”ahhhh! why huwt fwuffy? fwuffy owies!” >you roughly grab the fluffy by the back of the neck and drop her on the workbench. >”You RUINED my work! You destroyed what I built! Do you even REMEMBER doing that last night?” >”fwuff… fwuffy not shorr…” >”You don’t even REMEMBER! You don’t even CARE! All I wanted was to build things and to be left alone… AND YOU RUINED IT!” >”fwuffy no wann pway dis game…” >”IT’S NOT A GAME! YOU’RE A STUPID RETARDED SELFISH PIECE OF… PIECE OF SHIT!” >you feel exhilarated… it’s the first time you ever said the “s” word out loud. >”fwuffy…” >”SHUT UP!” >it starts crying. that really ticks you off. >”Shut up! Stop crying, stupid! STOP CRYING!” >it sniffles, but fresh tears continue to roll down its cheeks. you smell something… and see that she’s wet herself >”Apologize. Say you’re sorry for being selfish.” >”fwuffy no undastann…” >”I think you do. I think maybe you’re all a little smarter than people think. APOLOGIZE.” >”fwuffy dunn no…” >”Apologize.” >”fwuffy no shorr…” >you pick up a brick and smash its front legs. >”APOLOGIZE! APOLOGIZE! APOLOGIZE!” >you’re actually singing it like a song… repeating over and over. >”APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE!” >”wahhhh fwuffy weggies huwt! fwuffy wann mommy an daddy!” >”That’s MY mommy and daddy. YOU don’t have a mommy and daddy.” >your hands are shaking. you grab a screwdriver. you jam its handle in the fluffy’s ass. >it yowls, trying desperately to skitter away. you easily hold it down on the bench. >”MY house. MY parents. MY toys. MY LIFE! You want it all, don’t you?” >”fwuffy sowwy! fwuffy huwty so much! pwease no huwty poopie pwace!” >you grab a pair of gardening shears… and remove its legs. >”AHHHHHHHHHHHHH PWEASE STAWP!” >”If you can fly out of here, you can live.” >the fluffy, despite the blinding pain it’s in, flutters its little wings like a madman. it actually lifts slightly off the bench >”No shit.” >the fluffy’s wings are moving almost with the speed of a hummingbird’s >but before it can fly more than a couple of feet, the wings give out. it plops to the ground, which makes it screech in pain again >”Nice try.” >you pick it up by its wings and clip them off with the shears as well >”NO TAKE WINGIES!” >”Hey - you want nummies?” >”wann wingies! wann weggies!” >you honestly thought it would be dumb enough to forget its own missing appendages if offered food. color yourself surprised. >you toss the fluffy onto the floor. its filthy, covered in dirt and blood. >”David Beckham goes for the goal…” >you boot the fluffy, bouncing it off the wall of the shed. it rolls across the ground pathetically, still screeching >you grab a brick. >”Bad fluffies to straight to fluffy hell.” >you raise the brick. the fluffy’s eyes get wide. >”nuh nuh nuh no mowre huwt… pwease stawp…” >”Bad fluffies go to hell.” >you bring down the brick, bashing the fluffy’s body to a pulp. amazingly, it’s still alive. >barely, though… blood oozes from its mouth and nose. it gurgles instead of screeching now. >”I really value this time we got to spend together.” >bring the brick down on its head. it’s over. >clean up all the tools. >wrap the body and parts up in a shoebox. bury it in the corner of the yard under a bush. >next rain should destroy the box. worms will get rid of most of the body. >go inside, wash up. >after dinner, the old man calls to you from the kitchen. >”Brett, have you seen Precious?” >”No, dad… but the back door was open a little… I think the maid didn’t shut it tight.” >”Oh, goddammit… your mother’s gonna be pissed that little fuzzball ran away.” >”Yeah, I hope she’s okay!” >”Well, we’ll keep an eye out for posters or something in the newspaper.” >”Dad?” >”Yes, son?” >”If we can’t find Precious… can I have a dog instead?” >”We’ll see.” >dad’s office phone rings >”David Hipster Financials… I… what? WHAT?” >he looks to be in shock. oh god… what if someone saw you hide the fluffy pony? what if… >dad sets the phone down. >”You mother’s been in a bad accident, son… we need to go see her. Right now.” >”I’m supposed to finish this book report…” >”We don’t have time for that. SHE doesn’t have time. We need to go right NOW.” >dad brings you out to his big Lincoln Town Car. >”She doesn’t have much time left, son…” >”She’s dying?” >”She might already be dead.” >”No! That can’t happen!” >”She might already be dead. Might already be dead. Might already be dead…” >you awaken in a cold sweat. >you forget where you are for a minute >Oh yeah… Best Western. Room 202. paid cash, of course. >forget about the nightmare. you have things to do. your arson attempt didn’t work so well >time for another plan >but maybe… maybe you’ll hop down to the K-Mart and get some Lincoln Logs >you’d like that a lot. >you miss your Lincoln Logs.