Title:           Unicorns and virgins: Oneshot
Author:          cyberneticwriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MWwwmm0M
First Edit:      Thursday 18th of July 2013 02:25:03 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 18th of July 2013 02:25:03 AM CDT

>You've been here for a year now in Equestria.
>Everything has been alright for the most part.
>You still had one problem with this place.
>Unicorns.
>Unicorns act very weird towards you, like their protecting you from some unseen threat.
>They'll constantly swarm you.
>It's starting to get creepy.
>Last week is a perfect example of this.
>You woke up to find around fifteen unicorns hidding under your sheets clinging to your pajamas.
>Today may be a different day.
>You managed to give the unicorns the slip for once and your sitting in the park.
>Your enjoying the sunlight and quiet.
>Oh, here comes Bon Bon, shes very good pony to chat with.
>You wave and greet her.
"Hello Bon-bon! How is everything going?"
>She turns towards you and replies.
>"Every has been great! How has it been going with you?"
You were about to say something, but then Rarity comes out of nowhere and karate kicks Bon-bon.
>Rarity is slaming her forhooves in her face making her bleed in the process and screaming.
>"GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU CANDY ASS WHORE!"
>She continues her assault, with Bon-bon crying and shielding herself from the assault.
>At this point, you pulled Rarity off of Bon-bon.
>The moment you lift the white unicorns blood soaked hooves off.
>Bon-bon books it at a speed rare for an Earth pony.
>You look down at her slighty enraged face and you shout.
"What in gods name is wrong with you! You nearly beated her to death!"
>You notice Rarity's face has changed from blood rage to slight confusion.
>She looks up and answers sounding confused.
>"I don't know what came over me honestly! I was walking in the park one minute, the next my hooves are covered in blood!"
>You sigh, looking up to the cloudless sky.
>Today was supposed to be a good day.
>You set Rarity down and say while having your right hand covering your face.
"You know what, let's go back home and clean those hooves."
>After that, you go back to your house to find it being packed with unicorns.
 
>Could this be because you're a virgin?
>Who knows.
>Today was a bloody day in Equestria.