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Unicorns and virgins: Oneshot

By: cyberneticwriter on Jul 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.04 KB  |  hits: 101  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You've been here for a year now in Equestria.
  2. >Everything has been alright for the most part.
  3. >You still had one problem with this place.
  4. >Unicorns.
  5. >Unicorns act very weird towards you, like their protecting you from some unseen threat.
  6. >They'll constantly swarm you.
  7. >It's starting to get creepy.
  8. >Last week is a perfect example of this.
  9. >You woke up to find around fifteen unicorns hidding under your sheets clinging to your pajamas.
  10. >Today may be a different day.
  11. >You managed to give the unicorns the slip for once and your sitting in the park.
  12. >Your enjoying the sunlight and quiet.
  13. >Oh, here comes Bon Bon, shes very good pony to chat with.
  14. >You wave and greet her.
  15. "Hello Bon-bon! How is everything going?"
  16. >She turns towards you and replies.
  17. >"Every has been great! How has it been going with you?"
  18. You were about to say something, but then Rarity comes out of nowhere and karate kicks Bon-bon.
  19. >Rarity is slaming her forhooves in her face making her bleed in the process and screaming.
  20. >"GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU CANDY ASS WHORE!"
  21. >She continues her assault, with Bon-bon crying and shielding herself from the assault.
  22. >At this point, you pulled Rarity off of Bon-bon.
  23. >The moment you lift the white unicorns blood soaked hooves off.
  24. >Bon-bon books it at a speed rare for an Earth pony.
  25. >You look down at her slighty enraged face and you shout.
  26. "What in gods name is wrong with you! You nearly beated her to death!"
  27. >You notice Rarity's face has changed from blood rage to slight confusion.
  28. >She looks up and answers sounding confused.
  29. >"I don't know what came over me honestly! I was walking in the park one minute, the next my hooves are covered in blood!"
  30. >You sigh, looking up to the cloudless sky.
  31. >Today was supposed to be a good day.
  32. >You set Rarity down and say while having your right hand covering your face.
  33. "You know what, let's go back home and clean those hooves."
  34. >After that, you go back to your house to find it being packed with unicorns.
  35.  
  36. >Could this be because you're a virgin?
  37. >Who knows.
  38. >Today was a bloody day in Equestria.
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