The flute

    >Day music lessons in Equestria.

    >You manage to rope Rainbow Dash coming with you.

    >You say something has you casually walk down the streets of ponyville has ponies walk around you

    "Hey, I appreciate you coming with me."

    >She looks towards with a semi bored face and replies.

    > "It's no problem, so have you gotten better with that flute of yours?"

    >You look at your flute, it's a blood red and black, but mainly black flute with runic sketchings all over it.

    >You found it at a garage sale in Canterlot, it only cost you a bit fiddy.

    >You felt it was worth more then what you paid for it.

    >It was a great flute with a god awful player.

    >Meaning you.

    >Yes, you.

    >Off track, you now get your music lessons in the ponyville.

    >Octavia was the music teacher there.

    >As you walk in, there was a class room full of younger ponies, with their parents.

    >Today was to show how well you progressed in your music lessons.

    >You like to think you did great this year.

    >You take a seat and listen to the foals play their instruments.

    >Some played really good.

    >Others wanted to make you gut your ears out with a rusty knife.

    >Eventually, your time came and you sat in front of the whole class in front of a stand that had sheet music.

    >You picked 'Wheels on the bus' from the sheet.

    >You slightly cough before you annouce.

    "I'm going to play 'Wheels on the bus' "

    >You prep the flute and play away.

    >Maybe the flute wasn't the greatest has it drones out the noise.

    >after a minute in, some of the children leave.

    >The adults look at you with disgust.

    >Octavia is behind the desk drinking from the flask, while Rainbow is hiding behind under the chair covering her ears.

    >Might has well finish this song, alittle bit faster.

    >You play a few more notes, which the flute continues it's barrage of terrible music.

    >You could have sworn you heard screaming from the flute.

    >The royal guard, the princesses and the remaining elements burst thru the doors.

    >The whole room cries for you to be arrested immediatly.

 

    >Twilight cries out as you play the final note of the song.

    >"Anon! Stop, that flute is evil!"

    >As you do and let go of the index finger hole, a blood red smoke comes pouring out of the holes.

    >The flute's carvings has glowing bright red.

    >Well shit, your in for it now.

    >As the smoke finally stops coming out of the flute, it swirls in an upward position.

    >It swirls for an utmost minute before it dissipates.

>The cloud drops and reveals a man, in his twenties that wears a pressed buisness suit that's black and red.

>He coughs for a moment and speaks in a voice that could out do the royal Canterlot voice.

>"WHO DARES SUMMONS NAR-SIE! THE LORD OF OH SHIT, MY VOICE IS STILL OUTTA WHACK."

>He coughs again has more smoke spewls from his mouth and nostrils.

>The guards have their spears all over him in a moment.

>He speaks up with his hands up in the air.

>"Whoa hey! Sorry about the massive amount of smoke and all that!"

>"Names, Nar-Sie. The lord of blood magic, sacrifice and evil."

>Celestia heads up behind the guards and states in an neutral tone.

>"I know who you are, Eldar one. You were summoned here by accident."

>With the new information, Nar-sie glances towards your direction with a devious smile and remarks.

>"Let me guess, you were playing wheels on the bus on that flute?"

>You nod nervously at the Elder god in human clothing.

>He gives a massive laugh that bellows throught the classroom.

>At this point everyone except Octavia, the guards, the princesses and the elements were there.

>and you were sitting in the folding chair spewing mental spaghetti all over yourself.

>Over the fact, you summoned a dark god with a stupid song like wheels on the bus.

>Why couldn't you do hot cross buns?

>Oh, and Discord is now in the audience with a big bag of popcorn observing the drama.

>The mane six are the first to fire their elements of Harmony at them, since they slipped Rainbow Dash the Element of loyalty during the whole smoke fiasco.

 

>The rainbow gun has you fondly tend to call the Elements of Harmony.

>Nar-sie gets hit with the whole blast effect.

>He's doing the same thing Discord did when he got statuedfied.

>Has he stop squirming, he settles down to being stuck in stone.

>Someone then makes an off comment.

>"Well, thank Celestia, that's over."

>You notice that the Elements were missing from the girls heads.

>You point to their heads and state the unobvious.

"Girls, the Elements are missing."

>As soon, you state that, you get a whisper in your ear.

>You fucking tattle tale, back where I came from, snitches get stitches.

>You feel a presence that feels wrong in general comsume you.

>It picks you up at the top of the room.

>You notice that Celestia is grabbing her crown which got blown off when Nar-sie made his big Entrance.

>The force is pointing you towards her ass.

>Well shit, you knew where this is going.

>The force throws you at her ass and you managed to say one thing.

"Princess watch out!"

>She turns around and sees your head fly towards her ass.

>Then, complete and utter ear destruction has there is a ear blistering Neigh that echos throughout the room.

>The neigh would destroy all the glass windows in Ponyville.

>You can't remember much details afterwards of being stuck in Princess Celestias ass.

>Besides the ear shattering neigh.

>That neigh would haunt you for the rest of your life.

 

>Today was a pretty shitty day in Celestias ass.