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Garden Fluffy Abuse

By: crystalakov on Jun 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.53 KB  |  hits: 155  |  expires: Never
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  1. Tried thinking up of an abuse story with garden fluffies, this came out.
  2.  
  3. >Be fluffy abuser.
  4. >You get your fluffies from a shady dealer.
  5. >Don't want to get caught taking them, not good if a neighbor spots you.
  6. >Get latest batch from Pedro.
  7. >Go home and open it up in your torture room.
  8. >3 earth ponies, 2 unicorns, and a pegasus, all crying and shitting and asking for hugs.
  9. >Wait, at the bottom.
  10. >It's a garden fluffy trying to eat the feces.
  11. >Sonuvabitch, you told Pedro no garden fluffies!
  12. >Not as bad as when he gave you 200 cotton fluffies.
  13. >Those were just annoying.
  14. >Decide to try torturing it anyway.
  15. >First time for everything.
  16. >Who knows, could be fun!
  17. >Pull it out of the box as the other fluffies try hugging your hands.
  18. >Place it on the torture bench.
  19. >"Why is it dark?  Plants need sun."
  20. >Its back is  covered in bluebells.
  21. >Can't use your normal fluffy torture devices, they need to strap to its back tightly.
  22. >Take garden shears off wall.
  23. "Do you want to play a game?"
  24. "What game?"
  25. "The cut-off-all-the-flowers-off-your-back game!"
  26. >It takes a second to comprehend you, and then looks at you with complete terror in it's eyes, mouth agasp.
  27. "NOOOO!"
  28. >Slice slice slice go the shears.
  29. >Flowers fall off as you work your magic.
  30. "NOOOO! DON'T KILL FLUFFY'S FLOWERS!"
  31. >It tries to run away, but you slide it back over.
  32. "Huuhuuhuu huuuuuu *sniff* huuuuuuu..."
  33. >It's crying harder than any fluffy you've tortured.
  34. >The fluffies in the box are growing more scared by the second, crying as well.
  35. >So far, so good.
  36. >Slice slice slice.
  37. >More flowers are dead.
  38. "I don't like this game.  Please, kill me."
  39. >What.
  40. >Normally fluffies don't ask for death until you get to the Nailbox.
  41. >This takes you off-guard.
  42. >It's staring at you with crooked eyes.
  43. "You want me to kill you? Already?"
  44. "Don't kill flowers.  If fluffy dead, flowers grow better."
  45. >Well this is no fun.
  46. >This fluffy doesn't mind dying.
  47. >You like pushing the survival instinct to its limit.
  48. >This just isn't the same.
  49. >Take garden fluffy and place it outside your door, with a piece of toast.
  50. >It's still crying over the flowers you cut.
  51. >Stupid garden fluffies and their knowledge of the circle of life.
  52. >Go back to the torture room and grab a crying unicorn by its face.
  53. >Slam it on the bench.
  54. "Nuu!  Nuu huwt bahbies!"
  55. "You're a mother?"
  56. "Bahbies stiww in fwuffy.  Nuu huwt bahbies!"
  57. >Grab a rusty spoon and start digging in her fluffy vagina.
  58. "Nuu!  Nuu huwt bahbiAAAAAAAAH! AAAH! STOP HUWTING FWUFFY! FWUFFY GIF YOU BIG HUWTIES AAAAAAAH!"
  59. >That's more like it.
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