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Garden Fluffies!

By: crystalakov on Jun 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 69  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a gardener.
  2. >You keep a garden fluffy around in your backyard.
  3. >Helps out with pruning, and its poop is the best fertilizer you've ever had.
  4. >Plus it's got the most beautiful daisies on its back.
  5. >One day it's chilling in the old doghouse you gave it when a fluffy gets into your yard.
  6. >The fluffy goes half-way in the door.
  7. "New fwen? Wan' pway?"
  8. >The garden fluffy just stares into space, unaware of its companion.
  9. "Why fwen no tawk?"
  10. >Starts raining.
  11. "Nuu, fwuffy no wike wawa!"
  12. >The fluffy tries scooting in closer to the garden fluffy.
  13. >Garden fluffy perks up.
  14. "WAWA?"
  15. >The garden fluffy charges out of the doghouse, it and the regular fluffy tumbling out.
  16. >The garden fluffy's ended up on top of the regular one, pinning it to the ground face-up.
  17. "Nuu! Fwen huwt fwuffy, wet go!"
  18. >As the rain starts coming down, the garden fluffy starts smiling.
  19. "Nuu! Fwuffy no wike wawa! Wet go, meanie!"
  20. >Fluffy pony drowns 30 seconds later.
  21. >Garden fluffy gets the plants on it nice and watered.
  22. >Garden fluffies are the best.
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