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Fluffy love for everyone!

By: crystalakov on Jun 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.65 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a madman.
  2. >You use fluffy ponies in your work.
  3. >You want all fluffies to be loved.
  4. >You want people to love them!
  5. >They're just so cute and adorable!
  6. >But they always run away from the fluffies, or try to kill the fluffies!
  7. >That's not loving at all!
  8. >So you have to restrain them.
  9. >Coffins have enough room for them and for fluffies to hug them!
  10. >You can't stand it when they scream or hit the walls, though, so you have to gag them and tie their hands first.
  11. >You have 4 coffins in the basement, each with a person and 20 fluffies.
  12. >After a week, they should be ready to leave, full of love for fluffies.
  13. >Can't interrupt though, they might escape!