Title:           Kid Anon Twilight 5
Author:          crunchbang
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First Edit:      Monday 10th of February 2014 12:10:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 10th of February 2014 12:10:55 AM CDT

>Be kid Anon, flying on Twilight's back
>You've been in the air a few minutes now.
"Anon, could you please let go. You are choking me.
>I won't let you fall".
>You decide to do what she says.
>Probably better to not choke the think keeping you off the ground.
>This is taking longer than you thought.
"Are we there yet"?
"No".
"How about now"?
"No".
>A few seconds pass.
"Now"?
"No"!
>Twilight looks to distract you with conversation.
"We weren't properly introduced before. I'm Twilight Sparkle".
"I'm Anon Y. Mous".
"Well Anon, since we are going to meet the princess,
there are some things you shoud know. Just because you are from another
world is no reason to misbehave in front of Princess Celestia.
1. Always bow when she walks in the room.
2. Always refer to her as Princess.
3. ..."
>You start to zone out, until a question comes to your mind.
"Why do you live with that purple lizard"?
"Spike? First of all, he is a dragon. Second, he has been with me ever
since I hatched his egg during my magic school entrance exam.
When I came to Ponyville, he was the only friend I had to come with me".
"That sounds rough. I know what it's like to move".
"Not at all. It was hard at first, but then I made new friends. As it turns out,
we were destined to be together to wield the elements of harmony
and protect Equestria from all our enemies".
>All your life, you read stories of people saving the world.
>Now you've run into someone straight out of one of those stories.
>She got lots of friends out of it too. Life isn't fair.
>Your thoughts are interrupted when you notice a castle in the distance.
"There it is, Anon, Canterlot. The princess will know what to do".
 
>After you landed, you went inside the castle and found the throne room.
>You were greeted by another unicorn-with-wings, only this one
>is pure white and twice the size of Twilight.