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Kid Anon Twilight 4

By: crunchbang on Feb 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.75 KB  |  hits: 108  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Twilight finishes the letter.
  2. "Spike, send this to Princess Celestia".
  3. >She looks down at the lizard.
  4. "Spike"!
  5. "What? Can't you let me sleep"?
  6. "I need this sent to the princess".
  7. "Ok, ok".
  8. >The lizard burps fire, and the letter disappears.
  9. >You wish your burping skills were so advanced.
  10. >Spike notices you.
  11. "Twilight, what is that thing"?
  12. "It's a human. There's no record of it in my books,
  13. so I'm going to see what the Princess wants us to do".
  14. >You pipe up.
  15. "How are we going to get there? Do unicorns drive cars"?
  16. "No, we're going the fastest way we can.
  17. And I'm not a unicorn".
  18. >She unfurls her wings with a majestic flourish.
  19. >Woah! a FLYING, talking unicorn.
  20. "Spike, tell my friends what happened.
  21. Anon will ride on my back to Canterlot".
  22. >You get to ride a talking, flying unicorn,
  23. >and you couldn't be more excited.
  24. >this will be just like the rollercoaster you like so much
  25. >ohboyohboyohboyohboy
  26.  
  27. >After Spike leaves, you and twilight go outside.
  28. "Go on, get on my back".
  29. >She kneels down and you comply.
  30. "Have you ever flown before"?
  31. >You're obviously going to be here a while.
  32. >Don't want people to think you're a baby.
  33. "Yeah, I flew all the time back home".
  34. "Great, that means I don't have to explain anything".
  35. >Twilight breaks into a run.
  36. >Suddenly, you're not so sure about this. She's really fast.
  37. >With a few flaps, she is off the ground.
  38. >You look down. Huge mistake.
  39. >She's hundreds of feet in the air already.
  40. >Your stomach lurches, so you lean forward and grab her neck.
  41. >That mane sure is soft,
  42. >softer than that table and your cot back home.
  43. >You once rode a horse on a farm.
  44. >Twilight's mane is nothing like that.
  45. >It's smooth and silky rather than coarse.
  46. >It smells a bit like... lavender.
  47. >This isn't so bad.
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