Title:           Kid Anon Twilight 4
Author:          crunchbang
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First Edit:      Saturday 8th of February 2014 12:43:19 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 8th of February 2014 12:43:19 AM CDT

>Twilight finishes the letter.
"Spike, send this to Princess Celestia".
>She looks down at the lizard.
"Spike"!
"What? Can't you let me sleep"?
"I need this sent to the princess".
"Ok, ok".
>The lizard burps fire, and the letter disappears.
>You wish your burping skills were so advanced.
>Spike notices you.
"Twilight, what is that thing"?
"It's a human. There's no record of it in my books,
so I'm going to see what the Princess wants us to do".
>You pipe up.
"How are we going to get there? Do unicorns drive cars"?
"No, we're going the fastest way we can.
And I'm not a unicorn".
>She unfurls her wings with a majestic flourish.
>Woah! a FLYING, talking unicorn.
"Spike, tell my friends what happened.
Anon will ride on my back to Canterlot".
>You get to ride a talking, flying unicorn,
>and you couldn't be more excited.
>this will be just like the rollercoaster you like so much
>ohboyohboyohboyohboy
 
>After Spike leaves, you and twilight go outside.
"Go on, get on my back".
>She kneels down and you comply.
"Have you ever flown before"?
>You're obviously going to be here a while.
>Don't want people to think you're a baby.
"Yeah, I flew all the time back home".
"Great, that means I don't have to explain anything".
>Twilight breaks into a run.
>Suddenly, you're not so sure about this. She's really fast.
>With a few flaps, she is off the ground.
>You look down. Huge mistake.
>She's hundreds of feet in the air already.
>Your stomach lurches, so you lean forward and grab her neck.
>That mane sure is soft,
>softer than that table and your cot back home.
>You once rode a horse on a farm.
>Twilight's mane is nothing like that.
>It's smooth and silky rather than coarse.
>It smells a bit like... lavender.
>This isn't so bad.