Title:           Kid Anon Twilight 3
Author:          crunchbang
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First Edit:      Saturday 8th of February 2014 12:40:23 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 8th of February 2014 12:40:23 AM CDT

>Be kid Anon, waking up.
>Must have slept through the alarm. I'm late!
>Mom will kill me if a call from the school interrupts the TV.
>You start moving around, trying to kick the blanket off.
>After disentagling yourself, you roll out of bed.
>The floor is not where you expect it to be.
>You get a brief glimpse of how high up you were.
>Abort, Abort...cancel operation.
>You try to stop yourself by grabbing your resting place.
>Your mind somehow fails to register it is made of wood.
>Doesn't matter now. You couldn't stop your momentum,
>and are now facing a two foot drop.
>*OOMPF*
>You stike the hardwood floor below, just catching yourself
>with your hands to avoid kissing it.
>Ouch! That wrist is going to smart doing your nightly chores.
>You slowly climb to your feet.
>You turn around.
>What happened to my cot? I don't sleep on tables.
>Come to think of it, this isn't my room.
>It has stuff in it. Particularly books.
>Lots of books.
>You scan the multicolored wall, looking for clues
>You eyes land on a small purple horse with a sleeping lizard at her feet.
>How odd. Who keeps a horse indoors?
>Wait, that's no horse. It has a horn, and it's... reading?
>The horn glows. The page turns.
>Ohhh. Unicorn. Well, I can't tell anyone about this.
>They would tease me. Why can't I have cool dreams, with dragons?
>You pinch yourself. It's what the movies told you to do.
>Maybe it isn't a dream after all. You approach the unicorn.
>It's maybe a foot shorter than you.
"Hello"?
>The unicorn jerks up and makes a startled *AHHH*.
>girl unicorn.
"I wasn't sure when you would wake up. What are you"?
"A-Anon. My name is Anon"
"Anon, huh. That doesn't answer my question. What are you"?
"I'm a boy, a human boy".
"There's no mention of humans in this book. That means your a new species"!
>She starts furiously writing.
"What are you doing"?
"The princess has to be informed immediately. I'm taking you to see her".
>This is going to be an interesting day.