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Kid Anon Twilight 3

By: crunchbang on Feb 8th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.96 KB  |  hits: 112  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be kid Anon, waking up.
  2. >Must have slept through the alarm. I'm late!
  3. >Mom will kill me if a call from the school interrupts the TV.
  4. >You start moving around, trying to kick the blanket off.
  5. >After disentagling yourself, you roll out of bed.
  6. >The floor is not where you expect it to be.
  7. >You get a brief glimpse of how high up you were.
  8. >Abort, Abort...cancel operation.
  9. >You try to stop yourself by grabbing your resting place.
  10. >Your mind somehow fails to register it is made of wood.
  11. >Doesn't matter now. You couldn't stop your momentum,
  12. >and are now facing a two foot drop.
  13. >*OOMPF*
  14. >You stike the hardwood floor below, just catching yourself
  15. >with your hands to avoid kissing it.
  16. >Ouch! That wrist is going to smart doing your nightly chores.
  17. >You slowly climb to your feet.
  18. >You turn around.
  19. >What happened to my cot? I don't sleep on tables.
  20. >Come to think of it, this isn't my room.
  21. >It has stuff in it. Particularly books.
  22. >Lots of books.
  23. >You scan the multicolored wall, looking for clues
  24. >You eyes land on a small purple horse with a sleeping lizard at her feet.
  25. >How odd. Who keeps a horse indoors?
  26. >Wait, that's no horse. It has a horn, and it's... reading?
  27. >The horn glows. The page turns.
  28. >Ohhh. Unicorn. Well, I can't tell anyone about this.
  29. >They would tease me. Why can't I have cool dreams, with dragons?
  30. >You pinch yourself. It's what the movies told you to do.
  31. >Maybe it isn't a dream after all. You approach the unicorn.
  32. >It's maybe a foot shorter than you.
  33. "Hello"?
  34. >The unicorn jerks up and makes a startled *AHHH*.
  35. >girl unicorn.
  36. "I wasn't sure when you would wake up. What are you"?
  37. "A-Anon. My name is Anon"
  38. "Anon, huh. That doesn't answer my question. What are you"?
  39. "I'm a boy, a human boy".
  40. "There's no mention of humans in this book. That means your a new species"!
  41. >She starts furiously writing.
  42. "What are you doing"?
  43. "The princess has to be informed immediately. I'm taking you to see her".
  44. >This is going to be an interesting day.