- >Be Twilight, working late in the library.
- "Spike, could you hand me my notebook"?
- "Which one, Twilight"?
- "Number 1328 of course. I am working on a teleportation spell".
- >Flip to page 5230.
- >Write some stuff with a thoughtful look on your face.
- >Good, this means it should work.
- >Time to test it.
- >It's not like an experimental spell has ever blown up in your face.
- >Test 1: Bring Angel bunny here.
- >Scratch that. It could freak Fluttershy out.
- >Test 1: Retrieve a rock from the Everfree Forest.
- >You clear your mind, charging up the magic.
- >Woah, this is way more tiring than you imagined.
- >Slight miscalculation, nothing to worry about.
- >Release the magic.
- *POOMF*
- >What?
- >What!?
- >That isn't a rock.
- >You've never seen anything like it.
- >Mostly hairless, except for on top of the head.
- >No tail, no horn, no wings, no cutie mark.
- >no hooves
- >disgusting
- >Gesture for Spike to come over.
- "What do you think it is"?
- "I don't know, Twilight".
- "What are we going to do? This isn't what was supposed to happen".
- "Maybe we can talk to it".
- "But what if it's dangerous".
- "Relax, anything that sleeps with a book is bound to get along with you".
- >Spike points out the book.
- >You don't recognize the letters.
- >Whatever this thing is, there has to be some mention of it in your library.
- "We're going to be up all night, aren't we"?
- "Yes, Spike".
- >You take a deep breath, preparing for the long night ahead.
- >*THUD*
- >The Completely Complete Book of Every Animal in Equestria Ever
- >Open the cover. Start with A.