Title:           Kid Anon Twilight 14
Author:          crunchbang
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First Edit:      Friday 14th of February 2014 01:08:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 14th of February 2014 01:08:54 AM CDT

>The last of the guests have left the party.
>Despite being embarrassed that Rainbow told everyone who would listen
>about your ride on her back, it was a good time.
>The best party you ever had. The only one you ever had.
>Who would have thought that you could so quickly get used to a life
>of interacting with brightly colored ponies.
>The weirdest part was still looking down at everyone you talked to.
>It used to be the other way around.
>Twilight snaps you out of your reflection.
"Anon, I hope you had fun, but we have work to do. If I'm going to
be in charge of your education, I need to know how educated you are
already. I've devised a test for you to take".
>You follow her to the table. She hands you a pen and paper.
>You can't do more than just stare at it.
"What's wrong? Why haven't you started"?
"I don't know what any of this says".
"Well, I guess basic Equestrian script is the first thing on the list.
How are you with numbers"?
>She spends the next several minutes drilling you.
>You got all the addition problems and most of the multiplication,
>at least until they started involving fractions.
"That settles it, but there must be some way to test your reading
skills".
>You notice The Hobbit, still laying on the table from yesterday.
"What about this"?
"Perfect".
>You open the book and begin reading.
 
>An hour later, you can hardly finish a paragraph without yawning.
>You stop to ask for a glass of water.
"Sure, Anon. I didn't mean to keep you up. The story was just so
interesting. Are there a lot of stories where you come from"?
"There's tons".
"I'd love to hear them".
>Twilight fetches a glass of water with magic and sets it in your
>hand.
"Now go to sleep. You've got another big day ahead".