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Kid Anon Twilight 14

By: crunchbang on Feb 14th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.73 KB  |  hits: 83  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The last of the guests have left the party.
  2. >Despite being embarrassed that Rainbow told everyone who would listen
  3. >about your ride on her back, it was a good time.
  4. >The best party you ever had. The only one you ever had.
  5. >Who would have thought that you could so quickly get used to a life
  6. >of interacting with brightly colored ponies.
  7. >The weirdest part was still looking down at everyone you talked to.
  8. >It used to be the other way around.
  9. >Twilight snaps you out of your reflection.
  10. "Anon, I hope you had fun, but we have work to do. If I'm going to
  11. be in charge of your education, I need to know how educated you are
  12. already. I've devised a test for you to take".
  13. >You follow her to the table. She hands you a pen and paper.
  14. >You can't do more than just stare at it.
  15. "What's wrong? Why haven't you started"?
  16. "I don't know what any of this says".
  17. "Well, I guess basic Equestrian script is the first thing on the list.
  18. How are you with numbers"?
  19. >She spends the next several minutes drilling you.
  20. >You got all the addition problems and most of the multiplication,
  21. >at least until they started involving fractions.
  22. "That settles it, but there must be some way to test your reading
  23. skills".
  24. >You notice The Hobbit, still laying on the table from yesterday.
  25. "What about this"?
  26. "Perfect".
  27. >You open the book and begin reading.
  28.  
  29. >An hour later, you can hardly finish a paragraph without yawning.
  30. >You stop to ask for a glass of water.
  31. "Sure, Anon. I didn't mean to keep you up. The story was just so
  32. interesting. Are there a lot of stories where you come from"?
  33. "There's tons".
  34. "I'd love to hear them".
  35. >Twilight fetches a glass of water with magic and sets it in your
  36. >hand.
  37. "Now go to sleep. You've got another big day ahead".
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