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Kid Anon Twilight 12

By: crunchbang on Feb 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.92 KB  |  hits: 77  |  expires: Never
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  1. >On your way back into town, you get a strange feeling of being watched.
  2. >You hear a slight swoosh and fell a breeze on the back of your neck.
  3. "Don't even think about it Rainbow".
  4. "Ah, come on Twilight. I had to try pranking the new guy after Pinkie
  5. told me about him. Why are you so allergic to fun"?
  6. A blue pegasus drops down in front of you.
  7. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Rainbow Dash, the fastest, most
  8. colorful, awesomest pony in all of Equestria".
  9. "I'm Anon. Are you really the fastest in Equestria"?
  10. "Of course".
  11. "I don't know. I flew with Twilight to Canterlot yesterday and she
  12. was pretty fast".
  13. "Kid, I'm so much faster than Twilight that it is an insult to compare
  14. us. I'll show you, that is, if Miss Killjoy will let me".
  15. You both look expectantly at Twilight. She rolls her eyes.
  16. "Fine. Just bring him back to the library when you are done".
  17. >Rainbow Dash hardly waits for you to get on her back before she
  18. >is off like a rocket. After the first 10 seconds, you have tears in your
  19. >eyes from from the wind. After the first loop-de-loop, you are hanging
  20. >on for your life.
  21. "Ok, Rainbow, Ok. I admit it. You are the fastest".
  22. "Anon, please. We haven't even gotten to the best part yet".
  23. >She begins climbing almost vertically, higher and higher.
  24. >Then she makes a 180, diving straight for the ground.
  25. >This is the fastest you've ever travelled in you life. Scared? Yes.
  26. "RAAAIINBOOOOOW"!
  27. >You hear a loud sound behind you, hardly as important as the ground
  28. >rapidly filling you vision. Rainbow puts on the brakes, stopping
  29. >a few inches above the ground. You flop on the grass after you get off,
  30. >glad to be on the nice, safe ground again. Your hair standing up.
  31. >From your back, you see a brilliant rainbow pointing coming down from
  32. >the sky. The other Rainbow stands over you.
  33. "You won't forget ever who the fastest in Equestria is, right"?
  34. >You nod.
  35. "Good, because it's not hard to remind you".