- >Day out of your comfort zone in Equestria
- >You want to get freaky today, try something you have never done before
- >Sitting in your kitchen, trying to think of what you could try
- "What was it that one guy did?....didn't he like, jack off to blood or some shit?"
- >"Something like that"
- "Thanks other me!"
- >Grab knife out of kitchen drawer
- >Fluttershy is still outside after her daily fetish attempt
- >Open door
- >See Fluttershy mashing it
- "YEEHAWWWW PIGGY!"
- >Stab her in the eye with the knife
- >Whip it out and start fucking the hole
- >Finish, inside her eye, then start lapping it up
- >She is crying from her good eye
- >Carve her stomach open
- >Carve open your own stomach
- >Start pulling out her intestines and stuffing them inside yourself
- "I AM ONE WITH OUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE FRACTURED FLOW!"
- >Sew up your stomach with hairs from her tail
- >Hack off a limb while you're at it and go back inside
- >While making hoof milkshake you hear what sounds like some one shouting out police siren noises
- >Then some one else calls out
- >"COME OUT WITH YOUR HOOVES UP!"
- >Walk outside with your blood covered dick still flopping around between your legs
- >Should have put it away
- >Suddenly spear lodged in your cock
- >You are sent to prison for 102 years for the rape, murder, and desecration of Fluttershy
- >Still got laid...sorta
- >Totally counts
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