- >You are an astartes
- >You were transported here against your will
- >But you remain prepared, ready to serve the emperor, should he fetch you from this strange place
- >You have wondered if it was the powers of chaos that brought you here, as it seemed warp like, or magical in nature.
- >Never matter, you have taken to enjoying your time with the locals
- >You have lately been spending large amounts of time with the pegasus "Fluttershy"
- >You are in her house
- >"Think how nice it would be, you, and me,"
- >"It would be VERY pleasurable
- "What you say is true..."
- >"Bow to Slaanesh for mommy"
- "I cannot...for I serve another..."
- >"What do you mean?"
- "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
- >You punch her
- >Her skull explodes
- >You drink the blood
- "FOOOOR THE GLOOORRRY OF KHORNEEEEE!"
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