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Fluttershy On Writers Names

By: Cordan on Feb 12th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.11 KB  |  hits: 23  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"And I'm getting really sick of writers named Clever Dick"
  2. >"Ya know, yeah, it's just a goofy, it's a goofy fuck'n name okay?"
  3. >"Hi what's your name?"
  4. >>"CLEVVEERRRRR"
  5. >>"I'm Clevvveerrrr, and this is Raritan, and Fracturedflow, and Jibber and Picklehead"
  6. >"Where are all these goofy fucking writers names coming from?"
  7. >"Swift Monkey, Theseus, The Narrator, Waffles"
  8. >"THESE ARE NOT WRITERS NAMES"
  9. >"You wanna hear a writers name? Nebulassss"
  10. >"Nebulas is a writers name, what ever happened to Nebulas he was here a minute ago?"
  11. >"GetMeOuttaHere and Jchallo and Shiggler and Scrab Hunter and Flutterpriest and Fagdude and Etiquette and Collar?"
  12. >"What happened? CLEVERDICCCKKKK, and Aviator Anon, and Cog, Akeme, and Cordan"
  13. >>"Hi Cordan, I'm Clever Dick"
  14. >>"HI CLEVERRR I'M CORDAN"
  15. >"Fuck Cordan, Cordan sucks."
  16. >"And fuck Cordans friend DiscWarrrddd"
  17. >"Yeah? yeah."
  18. >"Yeah that's another stupid name for a writer, DiscWarrrdd"
  19. >"Stupid names make stupid people."
  20. >"I bet you anything ten times outta ten that Agnomenous, Minion_of_Lula, and YorkshirePuddings will kick the shit out of Clever, Cordan, and DiscWard"