- >Day worlds sexiest spy in Equestria
- >You are on a secret mission into the Crystal Empire post downfall to find any remnants of the changelings
- >You have been partnered with agent Fluttershy for this mission
- >Currently sitting in the hotel room, combing your beautiful hair
- >Your hair is so-
- "OH WHAT THE SHIT FLUTTERSHY!?"
- >She was fucking herself...with her gun...
- >Thats like bad agent 101
- >Reach for bottle of scotch, not like you can't be a little buzzed
- >"Will you please stop drinking while your working?"
- "But Fluttershy, didn't they tell you that your in the daaannggeeer zoonneee?"
- >Next morning
- >Last night is hazy
- >The usual
- >Working with a Crystal Empire intelligence agent, he claims he has a lead on a changeling
- >Next thing you know your on the floor with a knife in your back
- >"He faked a file into our database, he was the changeling"
- "Yeah, which you probably found while researching me, because Fluttershy, your in the daaaaanngggeeerrrr zoonnneeeee"
- >"And those were his last words"
- >A couple weeks later, back at the office
- >"And we have no idea where he escaped to, this operation is on hold untill we find further intelligence"
- >"Get out of my office"
- "Fluttershy"
- >...
- "Fluttershy!"
- >...
- "FLUTTERSHY!"
- >...
- "FLUTTTTEEEERRRRRSHHHYYYYYYY!"
- >"WHAT!?"
- *chuckle*
- "Dannggeerrr zoonne"
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