seal anon

>ugh

>you feel the familiar rising and fall of water washing over your body and it relaxes you

>for a minute you just want to lay there and never wake up

>your finally sit up and look around

>your on the bank of a river

> the river seems to be about a hunderd feet across

>the other shore lined with trees

>fresh water from the smell of it

>still murky though

>you try and rember why you are hear but you cant seem to recall, and it hurts your head to try

>you try and stand up and feel a horrid shock in your left leg

>yep ok the ground is a good place to stay as well

>you inspect your leg there's no visible skin breaks but you can deffentally feel a mild break in it

>you rember how to make a splint and decide that's a good place to start

>you find two reasnably sized pieces of drift wood and scoot your self over to them

>they both seem to be a good size to fit you leg

>now you just need to find somthing to tie them together

>got it your under shirt you can use that to tie them to your leg

>as you throw your jacket off you see a shining thing just under your chin

>holding the silver thing you read it

>every thing come rushing back to you in one swift head numbing wave

>these are your dog tags

>your name was anonymous

>you were a navy seal

>you had been on a mission in noth korean rivers

>as try as you might you couldent rember how you had ended up on this river bank

>this place didnt look like korea

>no it was to ...colorful for that

 

>you get your leg splinted up enoufgh so you can waddle around

>you decide to run an invontory check

>primary weaapon: negitive

>secondary: check though you have only 4 bullets left

>knife: check

>clothing: check digtal camos minus an under shirt wich was tied around you leg

>body armor: check the back plate was damaged from a small caliber round

>with this info you come to the conclusion that you and your boat crew were ambushed

>you must have got away some how

>that means that you still may be in hostile territory

>with this realization you pull out your side arm

>you may only have four rounds left but you were gonna put them to good use if you had to

>you decide to head south on the side of this wierd river

>just out of sight just incase any patrol boats come by you have enoufgh time to hide

>you travel down the river about half a click until you hear the sound of some one whistling

>you quickly hide behind a rather thick bush and wait for what ever was coming down the river

>after about a minuet you see a siff type raft with a pony on the back poleing its way along the river

>wait pony

>wut

>you continue to hide as your brain tries to make sence of all this

>you lay, dumb struck by this orange pony with apples on its ass

>you suddenly see some kind of scaley bck surface to the water

>wut

>then the same back you just saw surface on the water produces a head

>this head then violentally takes a bite out of the back of the skiff narrowly missing the pony and knocking it off

 

> you jump up from your cover and pull out your side arm and quickly fire two rounds into this sea monsters head

>the shots glance off the monster leaving him unharmed but dazed

>siezing the oppertounty you start to run to to the water as fast as your leg will let you

>you leap on the monsters neck with much protest from your leg

>the now angerd sea monster lunges at you narrowly missing you and lacking onto his own back

>he roars in agony as you start toward his head and grab your knife out of its sheath

>you latch onto the creatures head and desperatally try and find the serpents eyes  

>try as it might the creature cannot shake you off its head

>THERE you find the creatures eye and start stabbing wildly twisting the knife

>the creature lets out a dull roar of pain as the life slipped out of him

>as soon your absoultly shure that the creature is dead you slip off its head and into the water

>you walk up to  the orange pony who is now staring at you with wide eyes

>ya, ya saved my life

>these animials could talk?

all in the job ma'am, now can you tell me where i am

>well were just south of ponyville, i was on my way there when i was attacked

>ponyville you have to be fucking with me

can you take me there?

>uhh shure, i owe it to ya saving my life and all, but if ya dont mind me asking,what are you

i am a navy se-err well i guess i am a human

>oh ok do ya have a name

just call me anonymous

>shure thing

 

>when you were first brought into the town every one treated you as if you were alien

>after apple jack had told the story about how you had saved her all the ponies seemed to warm up to you

>the one named twilight even invited you all into her house

>they kept calling you a hero

>you didnt like it

>the orange pony who you later learned was named apple jack said she would let you stay at her house until you could find your way back

>the unicorn pony named twilight sparkel kept telling you to let her help you with your leg

>when you finally said yes her hor glowed and the pain was gone

how did you do that!?

>well magic of course

>magic theres magic here

>you start pondering if you had gone crazy

>na man na your not crazy

>now your talking to your self your deffentally crazy

>SHUT UP both of you

you start to ask twilight if there have been any other humans around here

>no ive never seen any thing like you before

>your actually a verry intersting creature and my teacher would love to meet you

teacher?

>yes princess clestia

princess?

>yes she is the ruler of equestria

>well at least you know what kind of country you are in now

>twilight shouts for a spike to come take a letter

>out steps what looks to be a small version of what you fought in the river

>you draw you handgun and point it straight at the lil monster

>every pony is silent

 

>you you start to move towards the thing when apple jack shouts stop anon thats not the same type of creture

are you shure

>yes spikes no harm hes actually pretty sweet

>you lower your wepon slowly

>twilight then explains the differnce between spike and other dragons and sea monsters

>she then has the little moster wright a letter to this "princess"

>moments later the purple thing burps up a scroll and reads it aloud

>it says that she wants to examine you and decide what to do with you

>she will be here tommrow

>you ask twilight what is most likley to happen

>anon i really have no idea what she will want to do

>well damm one day in this country and  i am alredy schduled to meet the one in charge

>the rest of the night goes by quickly as you discuss equestria and earth and the U.S.A., with twilight

>she recounts the conutrys recent history and you find a dusturbing lack of conflict

>these people have gotten along for thousansd of years with out much conflict

>when you recount your countrys recent history with wars and other coflict twilight is amazed

>how can your kind have so much war?

its just human nature i guess

 

>apple jack takes you back to her house where she introuduces you to her family

>theres big macintosh her brother, who is by far the biggest pony youve see yet

>theres granny smith who is the oldest pony youve seen

>and theres apple bloom the smallest pony youve seen

>they all continually thank you for saving apple jack and tell you your welcome as long as you want

>granny smith turns to talk to you

>"my my you must be hungry from fighting that monster"

>you hadent relised it tell she said some thing about food that you relised how gut wrenchingly hungry you actually were

>you quickly nodded and told her yes

>"well ive got just the thing"

>the old mare comes out of the kitchen with the biggest pile of baked goods youve ever seen

oh my god how much did food did you make me

>there was no doubt to you that you could eat it all, but apple jsck looked skeptical

>you procede to dig into this massive feast of baked goods witch you found out were all apple products

>once you finished you gave granny smith many thank you's

>"oh its no trouble dear and i really do enjoy cooking for people"

well still thank you verry much, i really do appreciate it

>...

>your in the guest room apple jack had given you and you had to say it looked alot like your grandparents house back home

>you lay in the guest bed (witch was way to small for a human )

>you start to think about how you got here and how you were going to get back

>all this thinking was making your head hurt and you were tired and to full of apple prouducts to care any ways

>sleep like a log mode activated

 

>you gentility wake up to the sound of a rooster crowing as dawn breaks

>from where the sun was you had guessed it was around 0600

>well then again it was daylight savings time

>do ponies have daylight savings time?

>do these ponies have a clock like ours, if they didn't how would they measure time

>i guess they could just use the position of the su-fuck it its too early to try and figure this shit out

>note to self ask twilight about ponies time systems

>after another huge meal from granny smith (all apple products you might add) you made your way to twilight's house

>when you got to twilight's house the door was open and twilight, spike and some owl were rushing around the library

>"anon no time to talk must clean:

>need me to help?

>"oh clestia yes, can you scrub the floor for me"

>she floated a bucket with suds in it and a sponge over to you with her weird magic shit

>you began scrubbing her floor on your hands and knees

>wait why the fuck am i doing this?

>you walk out side, snap a 5ft long branch off a tree and you stick it to the end of the sponge

>twilight looks like you just did a fucking back flip

>"what did you just do"

i made a mop

>"a what"

its like a sponge with a handle on it we use them all the time on earth

>twilight looks at it in wonder as if it were magical

>she takes it from you in her teeth and starts mopping like there's no tommrow

>"wow anon your a genius"

>apparently these ponies are not very creative

 

>over the next few hours as you help twilight prep the library and discuss other simple devices from earth

>these ponies have relativity no simple machines

> damn that's like third grade shit

well how do you move items easy with out pulleys or ramps

>"magic"

>should have seen that one coming

>you and twilight are putting the finishing touches on the library when spike yells that the princess is here

>you and twilight quickly hide all the cleaning equipment and run out the door to meet her

>she appears in a gold lined chariot pulled by 4 flying ponies

>the chariot gracefully lands and the chariot door opens

>every one is kneeling.... except for you

>you quickly get down on one knee and look down at the ground  

>an angelic voice comes over the entire town and says "rise my little pony's"

>you stand up at attention

>the princess walks over towards you and twilight

>you now notice that this pony has both wings and a horn

>you hadn't seen any other ponies with both so you assumed this must be what makes her queen

>she was also much taller than the rest of them, she almost came up to your chest

>"hello twilight sparkle, this must be the creature you wrote to me about"

>"yes princess this is the human his name is anonymous"

>"hello anonymous how are you today"

OUTSTANDING ma'am

>"good to hear, shall we move this conversation inside"

yes lets

 

>after you all moved into the library and twilight started to make tea the princess started to ask questions

>"anonymous what exactly are you "

i am a human or in scientific terms a homo sapien

>"hmmm and where do you come from"

well want do you want my planet, country, or state?

>well all of them

my planets called earth

my country is called the united states of america

the state i come from is called Florida

>"no one has ever heard of those places you must be of a completely different land"

i believe that as well ma'am

>"what did you do to end up on the river where you saved applejack"

ma'am i don't know i just woke up on the side of that river with a broken leg

the last thing i can rember is being on a mission with my crew in north Korea

>"mission, what were you doing on this mission"

>you were a little reluctant to tell her the details of your mission but your in a completely different world whats the worst that could happen

we were working with brown water op's to go in and take out or recover enemy nuclear weapons and research

>"nuclear weapons what are those?"

well they are these horrible bombs that can blow up entire city's and the people we were going after sought to use them against our civilians

>"hmm they sound much like our balefire bombs but we have pacts to not use them"

we have the same with most country's but this one did not want to cooperate

that's why we were on the mission

>"hmm and you have no idea how to get home"

no i do not

>"well i am going to put twilight on finding a way to get you home after all she is my top magic student"

thank you princess

>she gets up to walk away but then stops and turns around

>"oh and anonymous do you have a place to stay?"

well the apples are letting me stay with them

>"good if you ever need a place to stay just talk to spike and hell get you in contact with me"

thank you ma'am