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By: colgateman on Jun 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 12.25 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. this is a story ark i started but never finished its old
  2.  
  3. >yep this ought to do, you say as you look at the old cesna
  4. >the old plane was a little beat up, but it ran good and the owner was renting it out for cheap
  5. >it was white for the most  part except for the thick blue stripe that ran the legnth of the plane
  6. >you had needed this small plane to make a flight to some friends in north western canada
  7. >mostly the trip was for plesure but it was also an effort to get away from the loan sharks that you owed  copious amounts of money to
  8. >...
  9. >three days later your taking off from a small airport some where in wisconson  
  10. >making a solo flight that far wasnt sutch a big deal for you, you had done others before when you worked for that "shipping company"
  11. 2 hours later
  12. >you can feel you ass falling asleep  
  13. >dammit
  14. >you start to fidigit to compensate for your bloodless ass
  15. half hour later
  16. >you have given up on trying to restore blood flow to your ass
  17. >your hunger starts to reach you and you decided to grab one of the samwitches you made before you left
  18. >fuck yeah this is the blongna one
  19. >one hand on the helm the other on the samwitch
  20. >you lean in to take a bite
  21. >the plane suddlenly jerks as the engine dies
  22. >FUCK you trow the samwitch behind you as you feverishly try to restart the engine
  23. >your pushin the starter flippen the random switches just trying any thing that might restart the engine
  24. >nope nutthin
  25. >you go over the radio sending out a distress signal
  26. >no response
  27. >FUCK
  28.  
  29. >you start running through your brain as to what to do
  30. >you finally come to the conclusion that your gonna have to make a cash landing
  31. >you rember reading in a book where some one lands a plane in a lake and survives
  32. >hmmmm what was the name of that book tomahawk, axe, maby, it didnt matter now you had to figure out how to not die
  33. >you spot a sutible lake it looked verry deep and large
  34. >perfect
  35. >you start to bring the plane in using only the rudders for soupport
  36. >impact in ......3.......2...........1.........FUCK
  37. >you throw your arms over your face to protect yourself from glass
  38. >the entire plane is still heading towards the bottom of the lake
  39. >the entire plane is now filled with water
  40. >you cant hold your breath for mutch longer
  41. >you can feel yourself about to pass out from lack of oxygen
  42. >you slip out of conceness
  43.  
  44. >you hear voices?
  45. >you hear female voices?
  46. >your entire body is sore
  47. >your laying down on something
  48. >you hear one of the voices say "i just found him laying at the edge of the lake"
  49. >you suddenly rember every thing that happend, the plane, the water, the drowning, every thing
  50. >you suddenly jolt up right
  51. >PAIN the most intence pain of your life coming from your thigh and lower right abdomen
  52. >you shout out in pain startling the three odd looking bright cretures on the other side of the room
  53. >one turns and bolts out the window
  54. > but the other 2 swiftly turn at you as if ready to fight
  55. >you cant notice this of course be cause of the un bareable PAIN you caused by sitting up
  56. >out of instintct you shout random obsenties and wriggle around on the floor
  57. >finally stand up and start stumbling around
  58. >suddenly a wierd aura wraps around you and you can no longer move or shout and oddly the pain is gone
  59. >a felling of relif and worry wash over you at the same time
  60. >why am i being lifted off the ground what are theses cartoon looking cretures i am looking at
  61. >are they talking?
  62. >you try to say some thing but no sound is coming out of your mouth
  63.  
  64. >the orange colored creture asks the purple creture what you are doin with your mouth
  65. >the purple one says that your trying to make sound
  66. >the purple one walks up to you and says
  67. >can you talk?
  68. >you nod, but you can only barly do so
  69. >if i let you talk can you tell us who and what you are
  70. >agian you nod
  71. >you can feel the magic aura realese your head
  72. >she quickly says now what are you
  73. >i am a human
  74. >what that
  75. >well its, what i am,
  76. >she asks if you have a name
  77. >anonymous
  78. >you finally decide to ask who and what she is and where you are
  79. > well my name is twighlight sparkle and the other 2 are applejack and fluttershy
  80. >you suddenly notice the yellow pony hiding on the other side of the window
  81. >well what are you
  82. >we are ponies applejack retorts
  83. >now you seem to notice that they all look like tiny cartoon horses
  84. >uhhh ok but where am i
  85. >applejack replies with a tone of annoince in her voice, well yer in ponyville duh
  86.  
  87. >ponys in ponyville wow you probabbly should have seen that one commin
  88. >the one called twilight then asked what happend and why you were in the lake
  89. >wait what
  90. >the ponys recount their story of finding you on the edge of the lake next to this cottage,
  91. >you retell the story of the plane crashing and you passing out (along with some explaning about planes)
  92. >the ponies all say that there was no plane in the lake the only thing they found was a bag and a cooler  
  93. >they were your suitcases witch had your clothes and other things you had needed
  94. >the cooler contaied your samwitches and sodas
  95. >you finally ask to be put down
  96. >twilight says that you dont seem hostile and as long as you do not try to hurt any thing she would let you free
  97. >she lets you free and immediatly the pain returns less intense this time
  98. >it was still pretty bad though
  99. >you look down at your side where theres a gash along your stomach that has been sowed up along with your leg
  100. >you ask the ponys who had sowed you up
  101. >the fluttershy pony spoke up for the first time and sid that she had done it while you were unconsicous
  102. >you thank her verry mutch for the medical care
  103. >they other two ponys bring you over the bags that they found
  104. >yep there yours
  105. >you rember that you still have your CZ handgun in your bag
  106. >better leave that there for now, dont want to scare these ponys to mutch
  107.  
  108. >your stomach starts to growl
  109. >you decied that these ponys probabbly have some food to shere
  110. >after all you didnt end up getting to eat your samwitch
  111. > the yellow pony says that she will make you samwitch and walks towards the kitchen
  112. >she returens a few mineuets later with a samwich
  113. >you bite into it
  114. >wat
  115. >theres no meat,no condoments, just a flower in the middle
  116. >just whatever its food all the same, and it dosnt taste half bad
  117. >once you finnished eating your "samwitch" you ask to see the lake where they found you
  118. >the 3 ponys bring you to a lake, well more of a pond, where they say they found you
  119. >the lake is mutch smaller than you rember it being when you landed into it
  120. >from what you can tell there is no signs that a plane crased here
  121. >none of this makes any sence when you crashed the trees around the lake were pine trees but now they looked like some kind of wierd oak
  122. >and you deffenatally didnt rember seeing a cottage on a clearing less than 200 yards away
  123. >this is all just too wierd
  124. >maby you were dreaming
  125. >no its not that your stiches wouldnt hurt if you were
  126. >maby the plane crash had killed you and this is heaven
  127. >you werent shure about any thing except that now your here now
  128.  
  129. >it was starting to get dark now when you relised that you have nowhere to sleep
  130. >you ask the ponys if any of them have a place that you can stay
  131. >the one pony named fluttershy offered to let you stay in her guest room and you gratefully accepted
  132. >all of you walked back to the cottage and the 2 other ponys went on their way home
  133. >fluttershy showed you to the guest room
  134. >finally you can relax a little bit even if it was on a bed that was a few feet to short
  135. >as your laying there you decided to check your bag
  136. >you find
  137. 3 changes of clothes (damp)
  138. 1tooth brush
  139. 1 roll of tooth paste
  140. 1 CZ handgun
  141. 2 magazines filled with soaked bullets
  142. 1 stick of deodorant
  143. >well looks like your goanna need some supplies
  144. >FUCK
  145.  
  146. day 2
  147. >you wake up
  148. >FUCK
  149. >it wasnt a dream you actually are in a world full of ponies
  150. > your not really sure what time it is but you can see out the window that is is still early
  151. >you decide to walk down to the kitchen to see if any of your 2 samwitches are still edible
  152. >to your suprise fluttershy is sitting at the dining room table sipping on tea and petting some kind of rabbit
  153. >oh hello anonmoyus
  154. good morining
  155. >would you like some tea
  156. yes plese
  157. >she pours you a cup of tea
  158. >you dont normally drink tea but you also dont normally go into a world ful of ponies
  159. >you take a few sips its not to bad
  160. so fluttershy whats up with the rabbit
  161. >oh this is angel he is my pet-
  162. >at this angel reaches up and smacks the mare playfully
  163. >this shocks you a bit
  164. >it seems that all animals in this world are semi-sentient
  165. >you then procede to have a discussion with fluttershy about the difference of bunnys between worlds
  166.  
  167. so are all animails as smart as angel?
  168. >well not all animals just the demosticated ones
  169. >you start to pondor how that works, then you rember your in a world of ponies
  170. >you finally decide to ask the question that has been nagging you this entire time
  171. sooo do y'all eat meat of wild animals
  172. >this question seems to make her unsettled
  173. >well ya see anon.... we...uhhhhh.....kinda do bu-OH what was that i think twilights at the door
  174. i didnt hear any thing
  175. >she runs over to the door and opens it
  176. >she frantically looks in all directions with a look of desperetion on her face
  177. >when she couldent find any one she slowly turns around and shuts the door
  178. >heh, heh, well i guess that no ones here, i must be hearing things
  179. uhhh yeah
  180. >im gonna go do some things you should probabbly head over to twilights house
  181. uhhh ok wheres that
  182. >oh you cant miss it its in a big tree in the middle of town
  183.  
  184. >you and your jimmies leave fluttershys cottage in a very russled state
  185. >the sun is up now, it looks to be about 10 o'clock
  186. >you finally find your way into town
  187. >many ponies seem to be schocked to see a 6 foot hairless monkey walking through their town
  188. >others looked at you with curiosity
  189. >after a few minutes of walking you notice 3 small fillys following you
  190. >you turned around for a quick second to look at them they took off in all directions
  191. >after only a few steps the 3 fillys are back behind you
  192. >turn around agian
  193. >fillys scatter
  194. >walk away
  195. >the fillys follow you agian just as before
  196. >whatever just ignore them anon
  197. >you finally make it to twilights house
  198. >you knock on the door to her tree
  199. >after a few seconds a small bipedal lizard thing opens the door
  200. >oh you must be anon come in
  201. uhhhh ok
  202. >you walk into this tree/library/house to see twilight sourrounded by books piled up around
  203. >ahhh anon i think i may have figured out where you come from
  204. >after mutch reserch i have concluded
  205. >that you must be of another universe
  206. >we have had other beings from other universes come to ours before
  207. like what
  208. >well there was a creture named discord that came here
  209. >he caused all kinds of choas and almost destroyed equestria
  210. well thats no good
  211. >yeah no kidden
  212.  
  213. so dose that mean that all the ponies will think im evil
  214. >no probabbly not we have had others but almost all others have been peaceful
  215. any idea how to bring me back
  216. >unfoutnetally not we have never returned some one to the universe of their orgin
  217. >i am going to contact princess clestia, our ruler and my mentor, and see if she has any knowledge that can help us
  218. >oh yes also i ment to introduce you to my assisntint spike, he is a baby dragon
  219. nice to meet you spike my name is anon
  220. >nice to meet you to
  221. >then twilight then asks you if you could you could fetch fluttershy for her
  222. >you tell her that you will and will be back in a few
  223. >you walk back into town and you see the three filly from before this time they are russhing towards you
  224. >the yellow one with the red mane starts to talk
  225. >sir can we ask you a question
  226. go ahead
  227. >what are you
  228. well im a human
  229. >the orange one the spoke up well whats that!!
  230. well its what i am
  231. >oh well do you have a name asked the lavender filly
  232. well my name is anonymous but most people just call me anon
  233. >nice to meet you mr. anon said the yellow one
  234. what are your names
  235. >the yellow one said her name is apple bloom
  236. >the orange one said her name was scootaloo
  237. >the lavender one called her self sweety belle
  238. >but all together we are the cutie mark crusaders
  239. >we all are trying to find our cutie marks
  240. well thats great girls but i have to go now ill see you later