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mafia anon one shot

By: colgateman on Jun 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.06 KB  |  hits: 77  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be mafia anon
  2. >day 13 on equestria
  3. >you finally are settling in in equestria
  4. >you decide to stop by the local bakery for a snack
  5. >buy muffin
  6. > receive muffin
  7. >as you walk back a teenage stallion bumps into you causing you to drop your muffin
  8. hay buddy whats'a your problem runnin into a guy and makin him drop his muffin
  9. >"what ever dude"
  10. >you grab the colt by the mane as he tries to brush past you
  11. listen friend your gonna buy me a new muffin seein as you caused me to drop the other one
  12. >"yeah that's not happening old man"
  13. kid i would seriously suggest that you buy me a new muffin lest somthin bad happens to you
  14. >"screw off freak"
  15. >that dose it this kid is done
  16. >later that night young stallion is walking home down deserted path
  17. >you sneak up on the kid and grab him in a choke hold squeezing on the rude colts wind pipe
  18. >as he starts to loose consciousness you wisper in his ear
  19. ya should have just bought th' muffin kid
  20. >kid is found three day later deep in the everfree Forrest bruised and battered unable to tell anyone how he got there