Title:           birthday party
Author:          colgateman
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MPtp651U
First Edit:      Friday 22nd of June 2012 11:49:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 22nd of June 2012 11:49:09 PM CDT

this is a story i wrote back before i had a pastebin i am just now posting it
 
>day 365 in equestria
>wow its been a year since you came to equestria
>pinkie wants to throw you a party for it, saying its your "birthday"
>its the middle of june, youre actually birthday is in december
>you try and explain this to her
>pinkie dont give a shit
>you see no harm in a party and its been a while since any rape attempts have happend so you dont see any harm in it
>..
>you finally show up at the party fashonably late
>its pretty boss so far, lots of music, drinks, dancing, the works
>most of the ponies are drunk, these ponies cant hold their liqour worth shit
>you relise that theses ponies are more then drunk all of them look down right drugged
>you look at the punch  bowl looks pretty cloudly and there are still some undisolved pills at the bottom
>you decide to stay away from the punch
>an hour later all but a few ponies have passed out
>fluttershy walks in from where ever she was hiding
>she relises that your still awake asks if youd like some punch
get the fuck out fluttershy
>you walk home and find a brown bag on the porch
>theres a note on the bag
>it says "you forgot your gift bag"
>look inside theres a single cupcake with pills on it insted of sprinkles
>you throw it in the trash and here russling from your bath room
>flutter rape is sitting in your bath making failing attempts at hiding from you
get out
>are you shure you dont want me to stay
i didnt eat the cupcake
>are you shure
get the fuck out