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birthday party

By: colgateman on Jun 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.53 KB  |  hits: 67  |  expires: Never
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  1. this is a story i wrote back before i had a pastebin i am just now posting it
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  3. >day 365 in equestria
  4. >wow its been a year since you came to equestria
  5. >pinkie wants to throw you a party for it, saying its your "birthday"
  6. >its the middle of june, youre actually birthday is in december
  7. >you try and explain this to her
  8. >pinkie dont give a shit
  9. >you see no harm in a party and its been a while since any rape attempts have happend so you dont see any harm in it
  10. >..
  11. >you finally show up at the party fashonably late
  12. >its pretty boss so far, lots of music, drinks, dancing, the works
  13. >most of the ponies are drunk, these ponies cant hold their liqour worth shit
  14. >you relise that theses ponies are more then drunk all of them look down right drugged
  15. >you look at the punch  bowl looks pretty cloudly and there are still some undisolved pills at the bottom
  16. >you decide to stay away from the punch
  17. >an hour later all but a few ponies have passed out
  18. >fluttershy walks in from where ever she was hiding
  19. >she relises that your still awake asks if youd like some punch
  20. get the fuck out fluttershy
  21. >you walk home and find a brown bag on the porch
  22. >theres a note on the bag
  23. >it says "you forgot your gift bag"
  24. >look inside theres a single cupcake with pills on it insted of sprinkles
  25. >you throw it in the trash and here russling from your bath room
  26. >flutter rape is sitting in your bath making failing attempts at hiding from you
  27. get out
  28. >are you shure you dont want me to stay
  29. i didnt eat the cupcake
  30. >are you shure
  31. get the fuck out