Title:           Cyber-Punk Ponies
Author:          carlosalicious420
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YTVw6Jta
First Edit:      Wednesday 20th of May 2015 03:41:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 20th of May 2015 10:51:26 PM CDT

> you see a gun with a floating hand attached to it.
>How is that possible?
>You then see where the gun is pointed at, a female equine pony.
>She is sobbing, Wait no shes yelling for someone.
>"HELP ME N-" she gets cut off as the stranger with the gun fires 3 bullets into her side.
"NO!" you yell as you try and stop him but everything fades to black.
>You wake up to an annoying sound of an alarm clock "MEEP MEEP MEEP" you turn it off.
>You get up off of a filthy and uncomfortable mattress "where am i?" you groan.
>You walk along this gross room that you've woken up in.
>As you gaze along the room you see a photograph
>Its the same mare from the dream.........
"No thats impossible im probably hallucinating it was only a bad dream!" your even finding yourself hard to convince
>You find that you start smelling gross "aww crap need a shower"
>As you walk in you gaze in the mirror
>The everything rushes back to you like a tsunami
>DeadwifehumansgunsUNpoliceofficercrazyhumansponiestechnologynighthope your trying to unravel your head when that last word comes out "night...hope?"
>You think maybe looking around the house might explain some things
"But first i need a shower!" you exclaim loudly even though no-one is there
>After taking a shower you search 'your' house
>You choose the closet first
>Look inside see a police uniform
>Inspect
>See badge saying Night Hope and NYPD
"So my name is Night Hope and i live in New York."
>Keep badge and uniform out becuase you have to probably go do your job
>Goes to picture of the woman from my nightmare
>Sees a tiny inscription at bottom
"my waifu Dark Breeze" He said aloud "oh my god that woman in my dreams is my wife!"
>Runs over to phone
>Dials 911
>Operator picks up
>"Hello 911 speaking what is your emergency?"
" I NEED THE POLICE MY WIFE IS DEAD!" you yell in fear.
>"Sir please calm down, tell me your house address."
>You look out window
>See sign that says "Happy Acres"
>Look at door read number "621"
>You yell at the operator "HAPPY ACRES APPARTMENT NUMBER 621!"
>"okay sir help is on the way." She hangs up
> you wait 20 minutes in total panic
>Two human cops come in
> they yell " we have a report of a homicide in here!"
>then they see you and say "hey Officer Night Hope why are you calling the cops theres no homicide here!"
> you realise its 2 people you kinda remember 'Styles Kruger' and 'Kallum Douglas' from the police station