Title:           Fizble and Garzle (Chapter 5)
Author:          carganteMareus
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First Edit:      Sunday 3rd of November 2013 09:43:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 3rd of November 2013 09:43:41 PM CDT

>Relaxing on the lava
>Trying to forget our problems
>Except our problem is very big
>Huge
>And thick
>And veiny
>Wait no
>At least in the lava nobody can see your penis
>You wonder what is going on
>You didn't get random boners all the time
>And you haven't thought about dragon girls in a while
>So why any boners
>You're thinking about the word boner a lot
>Boner
>It's like you're summoning it
>The god of boners
>And it has blessed you with the maximum boner
>It even began to peek out of the lava
>So you had to sink lower inside
>Hope you aren't blushing or anything
>When you're white it's easier to notice
>Gotta think of other things
>See what the others are doing
>They are chicken fighting
>Spear on top of Vex
>Baff on top of Clump
>And Fizzle just there cheering on them
>At least he isn't acting too strangely
>But he could act tougher
>Like you
>You wonder if that's how you used to look
>Looking like a dragon stud
>So awesome looking
>So manly
>So handsome
>Wait
>Not this again
>Are you seriously getting the hots
>For yourself
>Well
>It's understandable
>You ARE a stud after all
>It's normal to imagine you'd like to get plowed by a guy like that
>Wait what
>These fucking gay thoughts have to go away
>Why won't they go away
>That guy is Fizzle
>Not you
>Focus on other stuff
>Lava
>The lava is nice
>You should just relax
>Think about nothing
>Specially not about Spear about to fall over you
>Ah shit
>He sinks you both into the lava
>Goddammit
>You swim upwards and get out
>"What the fuck, man?"
>Everyone stares at you
>"What."
"Uh...sorry, Fizz."
>Yeah he'd better be sorry
>Fizzle swims towards you
>Gets his non-intimidating face on
"What do you think we should do?"
>You tell him that you're still thinking where the ball thingy could have gone
"Maybe someone...stole it?"
>Stolen huh
>You didn't think of that
>Someone could have taken it
>Oh fuck
>What if another dragon found it
>And he ate it
>That kills your hopes for being yourself again
>Fucking dragons
>In that case you should settle for your new life
>As albino pink lizard
>Maybe convince Fizzle to stage something
>Where he as Garble makes you the alpha
>Would suck for old you
>But at least you'd be the boss again
>Gotta keep thinking
>Can't think with all these dragons messing around
>Guess you'll just retreat to your cave
>Wait
>As Fizzle you have right to his cave
>You can go and see what he's hiding
>Hello another upside to this
>Sneak out of the lava
>Luckily Fizzle is distracted with the others
>You make the run for it
>That means flying again
>As fast as you can
>Reaching your cave
>Or rather his
>Anyways
>You walk inside
>You see the place he sleeps on
>It's all tidy and neat
>Unlike yours
>Tidy and neat stuff is for gaylords
>Also notice his pile of gems
>So measely
>For the heck of it you grab one and eat it
>It isn't even one of the good ones
>What else does he have
>Not much really
>He's really boring
>You're pretty sure you've been here before
>Just just to take him out
>When you arrive he usually scrambles like a chicken
>All startled and shit
>It's just so funny to see him like that
>Oh well
>You decide to lie down on his nest thing
>Ow fuck
>You sat on something
>You move to see what it is
>Huh
>It's another gem
>A green one
>But this one is weird
>It's pretty long wow
>Can't believe he hasn't eaten it yet
>It's also not very shiny
>You scratch it a bit
>Looks like it's covered in something dried up
>Was he just licking it or something?
>Kinda gross
>You want to put it down
>But for some reason you don't
>You kind of bring it closer to your face
>Even like this it looks kinda tasty
>Opening your mouth
>Your tongue slithers out
>Give it a few licks
>It IS kinda tasty
>Finally stick it in your mouth
>Suckle on it for a while
>It is pretty tasty
>Wait
>You recover your senses
>Holy shit what are you doing
>You spit it out