Title:           Being Twiggles is suffering
Author:          bugles
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8x2TLngb
First Edit:      Sunday 24th of April 2016 02:30:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 24th of April 2016 02:45:34 PM CDT

    >Its a lovely early spring day with all types of little pones prancing about in pairs
    >Holding each others tails in the shape of a heart
    >Must be some gay friendship exercise from Twizzler
    >Speaking of Twoggle shes all alone on a park bench looking all dejected
    >Must of forgotten to find herself a partner for her silly horse bullshit..... hmm I still need to fill my monthly good deed quota, better go talk to her
 
    >You are Twilight and you are sad not because of any deaths or anything, but for not having a date for Hearts and hooves day
    >Fuck being a beta sucks
    >Oh look Anons' walking towards you all alone
    >Fuck
    >Hes going to make fun of me like always, better brace for it
    >"Hey Twiggle your looking really lonely"
    >Huh hes not being the snotty bastard he usually is
    >"Seeing how we are the only two by our lonesome lets go out, and do some silly horse things
    >Wait what?
    >Oh sweet merciful Celestia is a colt asking you out? Shit what do I do, how do I respond, how the fuck do you talk to colts
    >alright mare up Sparkle, hes waiting for your response think of something cool
    "y-you too"
    >Fuck
 
 
 
    >"y-you too". Aww little horse is shy
    "Come on Twilight lets go do what ever this silly horse holiday is about"
     >And like that the flood gates open
     >"Thank you, thank you, thank you, Anon for being my date for Hearts an Hooves day. I didn't know you thought about my this way. I've never had a date for H&H day before than again I've never had a date before, or a colt friend or a--" Oh fuck time to tune her out
     >Aw fuck its pone valentine day and she thinks you want to be her boyfriend or something, better clear a few things out then.
     "Of course I'll take you out for today Porkle-"
 
>Holy shit you have a date and hes being honest about it too does mean that I might finally get laid, no bad Twilight be a gentlemare. Oh yeah, who said you couldn't get a coltfriend. Oh totally fucking alpha
>"Of course I'll take you out for today Porkle but only as a friend"
>as a friend
>a friend
>friend
>Fuck