Title:           RGRE Anon Fails
Author:          brzyreader
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/79qzXnpW
First Edit:      Monday 12th of December 2016 08:07:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 12th of December 2016 08:07:08 PM CDT

>You land in Equestria for reasons
>Learn from Twilight that gender roles are reversed due to a screwed up birth ratio making males more valuable to females
>Excited as fuck, finally you're gonna live the dream
>Months go by
>You are never asked out by a QT3.14 mare
>You work a shitty job serving hay fries and soy burgers to successful hard working mares who are in herds
>Your time will come
>Years go by
>You are a sad, bitter stallion man thing
>It didn't matter where you were, things would always be the same
>The mane 6 are all old like you
>Their daughters are running around having adventures
>You've risen to the rank of manager at the hay burger place
>You see Twilight walk in with her cute daughter Nightmare Sparkshimmer
>Its kind of a long story, but a future evil corrupted version of herself from an alternate timeline kind of knocked her past self up and used human Sunset as the surrogate host
>They don't like to talk about it
>As you walk out to wave to your old friend Twilight, you watch in horror as her daughter recoils from your sight in disgust
>Twilight apologizes and introduces you
>Its awkward for everyone involved
>The next morning Lyra finds your body
>Bon Bon later also finds your body in their closet and chastises Lyra for bringing that thing into the house
>BAD END