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my very sixth dark equestria story

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This one time, Berry Punch was hosting her TVshow, Beericle. It's about beer and hard liquor. She had a couple of guests that really hated alcohol on the show and she FUKKIN TOLD those ignorant foolish fools about everything alcohol related. Then she had an expose about the growing contingent of young fillies and colts that have been putting beer in their butthole to get drunk faster. Berry Punch wanted to try this stunt on live TV so she got a beer bong and was ready to go at the end of the show. She was going to wait until the end because ratings, duh.

 

Suddenly, the door to the studio crashed open. It was Applejack! She had risen from the dead to haunt the living! She was really different now. She had a huge buttocks. It was swollen to about 5 times the size of a watermelon. She now walked around like a spider and sprayed deadly webs from her mouth. Her teeth were  super sharp and she roared. The first thing Applejack did was pin a pony down with her webs and bite his asshole. She sucked hard. Oh my gosh! It was a real life ass vampire! There was panic everywhere but Berry punch knew what to do. After all, she'd been a werewolf hunter the year before. Not much different, right?

 

Berry Punch accessed the situation. Butt vampires aren't that much of a threat, but if you let them breed they can overrun a town. Berry Punch made her decision. She got on her back and started to furiously pump hard liquor into her butthole with the beer bong. She wouldn't have much time, since the butt bong wasn't made for hard liquor, it could kill her even with her insane alcohol resistance. When the vodka was nice and in her rectum, she waddled over to Applejack and prepared her anus. Applejack couldn't resist and started sucking the vodka right out of her. Before Applejack could realize what had happened, it was already too late. She galloped away into Everfree forest, leaving Berry Punch the hero of Ponyville.

 

Five months later, Applejack gave birth to her brood of butt vampires. However, since her bout with Berry Punch had made her consume alcohol, her children were all cursed with alcoholic fetal syndrome and died. Applejack died again for broken hearts. Not even Applebloom mourned her this time.

 

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my very seventh dark equestria story

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This one time Scootaloo was out at the mall. She was alone but not alone, really. She had her parents with her. They were tulpas. Scootaloo ate a ton of Orange Chicken out of the Panda Express' dumpster and she was feeling really full. Her worries about where to get a next meal were finally over. Dumpster diving would now become her dedicated profession, encouraged by her parents. One time, she found a bit in the trash. It was her only shiny gold coin. She was super psyched about it. Usually, Scootaloo could get bits from Rarity if she let her touch her big horse butthole, but that felt icky and she didn't want to do it anymore.

Anyways, she had one shiny gold bit. She went into the mall and looked for something to spend it on. She found a crane game near the Sabarro's Pizza. Inside, she saw a plush of her best friend's sister, Applejack. She died recently and then came back as a butt vampire and ate poop. Then she died again. She knew that Rarity loved to rape her and that's how she died originally.

Scootaloo played and won the crane game! She was so proud of herself. She looked at her prize. She would love Appleplush forever! Scootaloo played with Appleplush every day after she ate her dumpster-orange-chicken in the back of the mall parking lot. They had so many adventures! It was like old times when she was still friends with Sweetie Belle before she got pregnant. Everything was great!

 

Then, one day, Rarity came out of fucking nowhere! She swooped in and got all up in Scootaloo's grill. She said, "I'll buy that plush off of you, little filly. 400bitssssssssss"

 

"400Bits!" cried Scootaloo. "I could rent an apartment for 3 months with that!"

 

Rarity slithered over to Appleplush, "What do you sayyyy?"

 

Scootaloo waffled on the question. It was the only friend she had in a long time. "... Okay! I'll... I'll do it..."

 

Scootaloo got her money and lived nice in an apartment for 3 months all alone without Appleplush until she got kicked out. She cried herself to sleep every night.

 

Good End: Scootaloo was adopted by her landlord and she got a new plush. This one was skyblue and had a harp for a cutie mark. It had a hole where it's butt should be. Scootaloo never found a purpose for this hole.