my dark equestria stories 1-5

my very first dark equestria story :3

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This one time Rarity was a rapist and a murderer and she was also a pedophile and a rapist. She also loved incest and every day she would rape Sweetie Belle's earhole but this time she was going to rape her mouth for the first time.

 

Rarity was like, "Are you ready Sweetie Belle?"

 

Sweetie Belle was like, "Yes dear sister!" Then Rarity put her penis inside her sister's waiting hot mouth and she used her tongue to swirl it around and it was really intimate. Then Rarity's mom came home and she was really embarrassed because she didn't know that Rarity and Sweetie Belle were so intimate. She was so embarrassed that spaghetti came out of her pockets.

 

Rarity saw the spaghetti and she got into a the spaghetti frenzy that she's so known for. She clawed at the mom's pockets until she ripped her mom's pants off and then she took out her 45 millimeter turgid horse penis and inserted it into her mom's butthole. Then she raped all day and night.

 

When Twilight got home to the library, she found 3 passed out mares in the main room.

 

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my very second dark equestria story

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This one time Applebloom was very sad because Applejack just died because Rarity got into a spaghetti frenzy, as she is wont to do, and killed her. No one else was was sad because barely anyone who knew Applejack knew she existed because she is the most unlikable and forgettable pony out there (don't hurt me Scoots!). It was raining that foggy sunny day in December. The snow blanketed the grass and it made Ponyville look really beautiful I mean dark and edgy. Granny Smith took a shit at the graveyard because she forgot who and where she was because of chronic dementia and because she hated her son, Applejack. Big Mac was making out with his new boyfriend, Shining Armor. It was unpleasant to look at because they both had huge boners. Twilight was there, but she was listening to conservative radio on her ipod shuffle because she's cheap and republican. Sweetie Belle was pregnant with Rarity's lovefoal and she was giving birth right then and there in the graveyard. Her screams were only ever masked when Big Mac decided to start sucking penis.

 

Then, after they buried so-and-so, (I forgot her name) Applebloom cryed big tears onto the grave. Granny Smith took another beer-shit all over the grave itself and Shining Armor finally came. As Rarity was about to leave, she saw Applebloom in her sadness and decided to rape her to death with her new 57 millimeter turgid horse penis. It was too bad that Applebloom was far stronger than her colleague, Sweetie Belle. Rarity could not rape her to death with her laughable micropenis this time, but next time inspector gadget, I'll get you.

 

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my very third dark equestria story

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This one time Fluttershy was in the Everfree Woods and she was trotting along and she felt the wind at her back! It was a dark and edgy stormy night and Fluttershy was really scared but she had to go get super carrots from the forest for her boyfriend rabbitguy. She was walking along and the trees were scary and spooky. Fluttershy might even say they were 3spooky5her. The trees were actually ALIVE and they touched her buns in ways that were not so innocent! It was actually Rarity who controlled the trees. She used her evil dark and edgy magic to make the trees move. Fluttershy didn't know this and she was scared. This one time a branch touched her delicate maregina and she squealed and asked for help from her woodland critters. They wouldn't come though because Rarity raped and killed them all with her 44 millimeter turgid horse penis.

 

Rarity then made all the trees talk but it was all in her voice but she made it so her voice was low. Since she was a girl, this made it sound super fake and gay. But since Fluttershy is a retard with a helmet in this story, she doesn't notice. What a dumb bitch. So anyway, Fluttershy ran out of the woods and she got smacked on the ass a ton of times by Rarity's tree minions. Fluttershy's ass was gone as a result and it was a bleeding stump when she got back to the hospital. This is why Fluttershy has no junk in the trunk and why she is generally the most unattractive pony.

 

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my very fourth dark equestria story

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This one time, Princess Luna lost her moon powers and she was in Canterlot town square sucking dicks to get it back. It was a dark and edgy day for Princess Luna, but she is used to the darkness and edginess. When prince Blueblood came down to Canterlot square to eat a pancake for breakfast, he saw his aunt Luna blowing a guy with cold sores on his penis. It was Rarity. It was extremely easy for Luna to suck that particular 43 millimeter turgid horse penis because it was only 43 millimeters. However, she was going to get herpes if prince Blueblood didn't act quickly and edgyly. He ran over to his aunt and pushed her away from the diseased Rarity's 43 millimeter turgid horse penis. Luna was not impressed and she said, "WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE I WAS SUCKIN' ON THAT DONG, THOU."

 

Blueblood was understandably surprised that his aunt was so mean. He had always known her to be a gentle mare and she was never so coarse. Before he could react, Luna jumped on top of him and started sucking on his penis. It was 3 feet long. Rarity was jealous because long ago she wanted to rape prince Blueblood, but that was in her more gentle days when she was more subtle about her rapes. Rarity was so jealous that she decided it was fitting to give Luna herpes of the butthole and so she did by putting her turgid 43 millimeter horse penis inside Luna's dirt pit.

 

What Blueblood didn't know when he tried to save Luna from herpes was that she already had herpes of the vagina and she decided it was high time she put it to use. Her herpes cold sore on her clit was so big it dwarfed Rarity's 43 millimeter turgid horse penis by at least 60 millimeters. She raped Prince Blueblood's pee hole with her herpes coldsore until he didn't have an inch of his penis that wasn't covered in sores.

 

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my very fifth dark equestria story

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This one time, Snips and Snails were traveling roadies of TGAPT (The Great and Powerful Trixie). While on the road, they became horrible crystal meth addicts because of peer pressure. However, that is a story for another time and age. No, listen. I'll tell you about how Conan the Barbarian became king of Aquilonia later, right now it's about Trixie and shit. Anyways, they finally got a date with Trixie at a family diner in Manehatten. They got the date in a raffle so there was to be no funny business to be happening at the end of the date, just maybe a kiss maybe. They ate calzones.

 

When they brought Trixie back to her carriage, they noticed that she had red eyes like a devil. She used all the crystal meth! That bitch... Snips and Snails barged into her little trailer and proceeded to knock her over onto her back. It hurt because she just got a mole removed yesterday because she had cancer. "OUCH" she said. They pushed her tail out of the way and double penetrated her vagina with their 34 millimeter turgid horsewieners (better?).

 

"You pencil dicks will never get away with raping the great and powerful Trixie™!" But they just raped and raped and gave no fucks. Then, out of the blue, Snips spoke but he sounded like Willem Dafoe from that Spiderman movie.

 

"We will kill youuuuuuu," he said.

 

Snips grabbed a jar on Trixie's desk that contained a parasprite and opened it. Trixie yelled, "NO! KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR METH! NO! NOT THE EYES! ANYTHING BUT THE EYEEEEEESSSS!"

 

The parasprite ate her eyeballs off. Later on Snips and Snails would get involved in a time travel plot to save their favorite street performer.