- Since I'll be gone for a few days, I'll post all of my thread bumper sorts in no particular order:
- [ronbow dash and the glorious fight!!!!!]
- >be human
- >have a boxing match with Ronbro dash in 1 hour
- >get prepared to fight
- >you drink a ton of protein shkes and raw eggs
- >ur training like it aint no thang
- >fight comes
- >ronbrow das is there
- >shes putting her boxing gloves on
- >it gets you hot a little because ur girlfriend Twilight sparkle types with boxing gloves on
- >something is amis
- >theres a stick jutting out of her glove
- >shes gonna cheat!!! oh no
- >RD:"EXPELLIARMUS!"
- >it was a wand
- >ur suspisions were confirmed that night
- >you knew Ronbro dash was a wizard
- >you grab ur invisiablity cloak and get out of there
- [hungry anon and pinike's pie]
- >you went to sugarcube corner for funtimes and maybe some casual sex
- >pinkie is there taking care of foals
- >its a good thing you have horse tranquilzers
- >you feed those little bitches dem peels
- >pinkie's pie is festival seeding now
- >you take out ur dick
- >her mouth is all up on that shit
- >after u cum theres like a lot of time left over before the foals wake up
- >pinkie says ur selfish for not pleasuring her mare vaginal
- >u say ur right and you go down on her
- >her pussyfolds dont taste like cake or frosting just regular mare musk
- >lies in advertizing
- >she pushes ur head into her vagana
- >holy shit it has teeth
- >how freudian is this shit?
- >ur insdie Ponkie Poe's vagina
- >so THIS is Tartarus....
- [Rainbow dash and the bro who wouldn't leave]
- >rainbow dash is ur bro of bros
- >sometimes she can be too bro and dosnt leave ur house when its approproit
- >she stcks around and drings all of ur delicious ramune and mikes hard lemonade
- >she also talks about herself too much and you find sports and racing boring as fuck
- >u tell RD to get the fuck out in a drunked haze
- >she gets offended and you start to fight
- >she throws a hoof at ur face but its all fluffy and marshmelloWY AND IT DOESNT HUIRT (sry caps lock)
- >u push her to the ground and slap ur dick in her face
- >a lonely tear rolls off her bro cheek
- >RD:"I will show u my final form."
- >she turns into a huge spider and smiles at your misfortunes
- >she beats you up withnin an inch of ur pathetic human life
- >women deserve an equal wage
- [Rainbow dash is a bro who went too the store]
- >you need to go to the store to get more drinks for your slammin partys with ur bestest of bros rainbow dosh
- >rainbow dash went with you
- >everyp0ny thinks ur a couple looking for a morning-after pill
- >WHY DonestN't anyp0ny understand UR STERILE to pones
- >AND that you only fuck rainbow dashes asshole
- >she always loves bing anal fucked to sleep every night
- >anyways, you go to the lube section
- >you get more ASStroglide
- >rianbow dash gets super horny at the sight of anal lubrication fluid
- >her mare musk permeates the entire store
- >a bunch of stallions get hard
- >you both try to ignore them and find the alcohol section
- >a huge orgy breaks out
- >this scares the both of you and you go home in a DASH
- >you vaginal fuck for the frist time♥
- >she get pregnant
- >looks like u were rong
- >12 moths later she gives brith and its beautiful
- >the baby looks like rainbow dash with brown streeaks in her mane
- >sex slavery is a serious problem in mexico
- [Anon and Fluttershy meet visitors]
- >one day, you and flutterrapist (lol) were having a picinic
- >when she opened the picininc basket laughing gas shot out
- >oh no! rape!
- >she doesnt get to tho
- >the sky went dark and colored lights whent everywhere
- >a huge metal flying saucer came out of the clouds
- >the ship lands next to you and flutterslutterrapistshy
- >two BEINGS cum out
- >they look like ponies but each of them has twelve dicks jutting out of their face
- >you laugh immidatly
- >flutershy is shy
- >Alien:"DO NOT LAUGH AT OUR SUPERIOR FORM!!!"
- >you stop out of respect
- >Alien:"We are known as Otomedius Copulantarum! We rule the galaxy in this quadrant! But you can just call us: OC."
- >FS:"What is your species like OC?"
- >shes curious because she likes animals so much
- >OC:"We have these phalluses on our faces, see? they are for our superior communication!"
- >the OC starts sucking a bunch of cocks on another OC's face
- >the sound is overpowering
- >it's wet and rhythmical, yet intricate and verbose
- So this is what it's like to hear OCs communicate...
- [Twilight Spakrle and the top of class B]
- >Twilight Sparkle was in magic highschool one day
- >her best friend was you, Anon
- >she comes up to you and askes you if you're gonna study for the midterms
- >you say no because you have too much pocky and anime to watch
- >glorious waifu haruhi seizurama is awaiting your arrival in your room
- >she is a pillow
- >Twilight stayed up all night preparing for magic hightschool midterm test
- >she spent very little time masturbating to pictures of you in your sixth grade year book
- >less than usual at least!!!! lol
- >when the test came you were surprised becasue they told you to pee in a cup
- >you did and the test was over
- >the test results were posted on a LIST
- >you were the top of the LIST
- >you have AIDS
- I'm on another list guys!
- [Applejack and the fun thing]
- >one day you and fluttershy were giving eachother bely rubs
- >it was a good time and you even had a boner but not sexually just for fun
- >she still wants to rape you (lol) but shes taking a break today
- >then Appljack came over and said that she was a republucan
- >you dont know what that has to do with belly rubs but you say "OK lol"
- >then applejack came up to you and was like:
- >"ur just not suppoesdt to interspeciaes rmance its not acceptable!!!!!!!!"
- >you go:
- Lol u FAGIT applejack. I do wahyt I want you stupid oragne bitrch!!!!!!! hahahahahah
- >she gets all huffy and mad as fuck
- >"stop having fun you... double pears!"
- Pear isn't even a good insult you dum mare hahahahahHAHAH
- >you continue ur belly rubs and applejack's pleads for you to stop go unnoticed
- >"sage!!!"
- [Twiite Sparkle and the lack of stories]
- >twilight was in her room and she decided it was time to read
- >she went downstars and looked at all the books
- >she read them all
- >there was no good stories so she went to write her own story
- >she thought of her favorite boxer, anon
- >it got her hot because she saw him with boxing gloves on the other day
- >TS:"I KNOW!! ILL WRITE A STORY ABOUT AONO!!
- >so she began her work
- >they were very dirty storys about anon's penis
- >shed never seen Anons human penis so she assumed it looked like a horse cock she saw in a book
- >writing this made her marehood very puffy and orange
- >spike walked in and saw the dirty fanfiction and go a boner and walked over to twilight and shoved it in her ear and came
- >it was not a good day for Twilight Sprakle
- >the publishing industry is strict
- [spandghuntti spackle 17]
- >get home aftr cryin'
- >slap the shit out of ponkie Pies ASS
- >she gets hard
- >her clit is massive like a party balloon
- >holy shit
- >why is it green like a party baloon??
- >oh thats not her clit she was just mastrbatin and squirtin' with a ballloon
- >that makes sense
- >gramb her tail that like cotton candy
- >throw her on the table and stick your WHOLE fist in her puffy VAG
- >she's cryin but you know she's had bigger
- >you saw
- >stick ur finger in her cervix
- >Pinkie:"If you stick your finger in my cervix i may never have a foal!!!♥"
- >keep doin it
- >she gets super hot form this
- >rainbow dosh breaks in and fucks your ass with a strap-on
- >life is good, but hard work
- >it's a shame there is such a divide between the bourgeois and the laborer
- [spandghuntti spackle 18]
- >twilight is in her room crying
- >she cant get rid of her tulpa and hes taunting her with memories of magic kindergarden
- >soon she sees the human dildo
- >starts going to town
- >gets bored cuz she cant get off
- >goes on 4chan
- >sees this post >>1104011
- >she realizes its almost here
- >the porn of her and anon she commissioned is almost scanned by glorious twilightfaggot
- >shes fianlly able to get off and cums
- >she makes a tulpa of herself
- >now she has two tulpas
- >one is of anon and one is of herself from the comic
- >she watches them fuck like crazy in her room
- >she doesn't need Anon anymore
- >she's content and cums every hour because tulpas fucking
- >she dies from dehydration
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