Spaghetti Sparkle: Hearts and Hooves Special

Spaghetti Sparkle: Hearts and Hooves Special

 

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Spaghetti Sparkle is an interactive story with a fake DeviantART. Feel free to post, I'll try to respond!

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>It’s a fairly normal day in Ponyville

>as normal as it can get while married to Twilight Sparkle anyway

>she was acting strange this morning, stranger than normal

>she seemed nervous

>before you could ask what was up, Spitfire called in sick

>she’s been a decent employee for the last few months

>you determine that it’s fine for her to have a day off to get high or whatever she does these days

>now you have to mind the store for today

>you’ll deal with Twilight when you get home

 

>The store is busy today

>there are lots of couples picking up romantic comedies and dramas

>Spike walks into the store

>he’s looking you right in the eye and giving you a big swagger grin as he walks across the store all the way to the porn section

>he snaps his fingers, raises his eyebrow and points at you as he slips past the saloon doors to the porn section

>what the fuck

>you notice that everyp0ny else was staring at him the entire time

>then they all shift their focus on you

>you tighten your tie and give them the most honest shrug in your life

 

>Spike takes ages to choose his fuck-tape

>when he makes his selections, he once again strides out of the saloon doors

>this time he looks at other ponies, giving them nods of appeal and winks and whatnot

>it’s freaking everyp0ny out

What the fuck Spike? Why are you doing this?

>he arrives at the counter, his swagger grin still plastered onto his face

>he places four porno DVDs on the counter

Cash or credit?

>he speaks through his teeth

>S:”Cash. So cash.”

ID?

>he starts sweating

>Spike pulls out some ID he has in his pocket and hands it to you

It says you’re a baby dragon.

>he nods enthusiastically

You’re underage. Get the fuck out of here.

>S:”B-b-b-b-BUT!!”

 

>Just as Spike was about to make his protest, Fluttershy enters the store

>she has a little heart shaped card in her mouth

Hello Fluttershy!

>FS:”H-hello Anon…”

>Spike runs over to Fluttershy and pleads at her hooves

>S:”Please Fluttershy! I need your help!”

>FS:”Oh my!”

>S:”Please! Could you rent this porn for me!?”

>he shoves the DVDs in her face

>from a distance, you can feel Fluttershy’s heart race

>FS:”I… um…”

>S:”PLEASE! It’s Hearts and Hooves day and Sweetie Belle and I—“

It’s Hearts and Hooves day?!

>S:”Uhm… yeah! Duh.”

Shit.

 

>Fluttershy floats over to you

>FS:”Anon… will you be… m-my… uhm… well I know you’re married but… uhm… would it be okay if I c-could s-still be your special somep0ny for Hearts and Hooves day e-every year?”

>every year previously, you had let Fluttershy be your valentine—or whatever they call it—to appease her in hopes of it preventing a rape attempt

Yeah sure! But I think you should still try to put yourself out there and find a new special somep0ny.

>a blush creeped across her face

>FS:”Thanks, A-Anon!”

>you’re certain she didn’t hear anything past “Yeah sure”

>FS:”Could I also b-buy these *gulp* DVDs? F-for Spike?”

Yeah fine, whatever.

 

>You barely give a fuck about Spike and the underaged thing anymore. Now you’re just worried about getting Twilight a present for Hearts and Hooves day

>then a thought crosses your mind

>What did she get YOU for Hearts and Hooves day?!

>for your birthday, all she got for you was an empty box of condoms

>the message was clear

>of course, this was when she was in heat

>maybe it’ll be something nice

>flowers don’t really seem like her style or anyp0ny’s style now that you think about it

>they eat flowers after all

>there’s a very good chance it’ll be a book

>what would it be about though?

>all you can conjure in your mind is a book about various deviant sex acts

>or anime

>FS:”H-hello?”

Huh? What?

>while daydreaming, you still haven’t given Fluttershy her change back for her rental

Oh sorry.

>what should you get for Twilight?

>you get her Yu-gi-oh cards and lilacs every day after work, so that would be a lame gift

>she’s eating a healthier diet, maybe you could get her some pocky sticks or whatever weeaboo bullshit candy she likes

>nah, she probably got something more expensive

>maybe you should get her a tablet computer so that she can make better drawings on deviantART

>nah, she’s not that good at drawing yet, besides, it’s too expensive

>does she even post on that DeviantART anymore?

>ever since the two of you got married, all you’ve done together is watch Netflix and have sex all the time

>maybe a nice dinner out would be a good present

>it would be a nice change of pace too

>you remember your second date with Twilight at the Italian place

>you remember the smell of vomit vividly

>instinctually, you shake your head

 

>you decided on the cheapest and lamest gift of all

>a sex coupon

>it reads: “I, Anonymous, concede to do whatever you deem fit and proper in bed this evening and this evening only. This includes weird magics and other such non-sense that you deem sexually exciting.”

>nothing could be worse than magma marehood

>nothing

>just in case, as a back up, you got her some extra yu-gi-oh cards

 

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>you arrive home to a familiar sight, Twilight doing science

>she's still trying to find out why you are infertile

>current theories include: "That jerk Rainbow Dash"

>she's just frustrated though, they're still friends

>Rarity is at the house today however, which is strange

>Rarity is dabbing her eyes with a handkerchief, her makeup is running

>you drop your bag

What's wrong Rarity?!

>Rarity jumps to her hooves

>RAR:"AHHRGH!"

>Twilight sees you through a test-tube

>Twi:"Anon!"

>she drops what she's doing, teleports to your side and nuzzles your leg

>you give her a one armed hug and whisper into her ear

What's up with Rarity?

>Twilight squees

>Twi:"It's a SECRET between us girls!"

Uh... okay?

>sobbing, Rarity gallops past the two of you and out of the house

>...

Was it something you said or...?

>Twi:"It's a ssseeeecret!"

Uh huh... anyway! Happy Hearts and Hooves day!

>Twi:"You remembered! I knew you would!"

>she nuzzles your leg again

I got you a present.

>Twi:"Uh... a present?"

Yeah, wanna open it?

>Twi:"Uhm... l-let me go get my present..."

>as she starts trotting toward the bedroom, you follow her

>Twi:"Uhh..."

>she's sweating

>Twi:"It's not wrapped yet!"

Twilight, it's okay if you didn't get me a present.

>Twi:"I DID! I just... need time to wrap it!"

>Twilight tries to plan everything in advance, she wouldn't have forgotten to wrap her present

>you give her a sly look

Okay Twi, but just make sure it's not anime.

>Twi:"Okay! I MEAN... it's NOT."

 

>after a long time, she emerges from the bedroom with a present

>it's wrapped in shining red and gold paper with a white bow on top

>Twi:"Anon~ I think you'll like it~"

>you brandish your gift

>it's in a plain white envelope with a tiny red bow on top

>she nabs it out of your hand with magic

>on the card it says: "To my dearest little equine, Twilight"

>Twi:"Awww."

>she opens the envelope with her teeth and finds the coupon

>Twi:"*giggle* That's SO cheesy Anon~!"

Heh... I know...

>Twi:"Maybe my gift will influence your gift... heh heh heh"

>that doesn't sound good

>you rip the paper from the present to reveal a plain brown book

>on the front cover are words in gold print: SCAT

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO WE'RE NOT DOING THAT!

>Twi:"B-but--"

SERIOUSLY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

>Twi:"S-so my coupon is not valid?"

>she puts on her little pouty face

NOT WORKING THIS TIME, HONEY.

>Twi:"But I always thought you had such a nice voice! It's so... manly!"

Wait... voice? What?

>Twilight opens the book

>it's about Scat singing

Twilight, did you just pick this up at random?

>she looks you in the eye

>you stare at her right back

>...

>she looks at the floor, downcast

>Twi:"Yes..."

>...

Happy Hearts and Hooves day.

>she pounces on you

>Twi:"Can I use my coupon now?"

Hey, it's your coupon!

 

[THE END?]